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Xena Warrior Business

159 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 months ago - ★★★★★ - 78 ratings

A mighty podcast forged in the heat of battle, all about Xena Warrior Princess!

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Xena Warrior Business: The Wrap Up

January 26, 2024 11:00 - 1 hour - 64.5 MB

As this legendary journey comes to an end, Chris and Ally reflect on how far they've come, discuss their favorite episodes and arcs of Xena Warrior Princess, and analyze the current wave of Xena nostalgia. Thank you for listening with us. See you again soon! Join us to discuss Xena Warrior Business, a mighty podcast forged in the heat of battle! Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @all...

S6E22 - IT'S OVER!!!

November 24, 2023 11:00 - 1 hour - 70 MB

Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. (Ancient Greek Proverb) From waxing nostalgic for the cable tv series finale event, to marveling at this episode's extremely high production value, Chris and Ally bid their farewell to the Warrior Princess. It's tough to wrap a show when you've already resolved all your closure, but from professions of love to a sensual on-screen kiss, it felt like Xena Warrior Princess the 90s action adventure show really did as much as it possibly c...

S6E21 - THE PINCHING OF THE PINCH

October 27, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 44.6 MB

We've reached Xena's final story, and the fucks have run dry. There are no fucks left to give. The penulimate episode of Xena Warrior Princess brings us back, yet again, into Xena's dark past, taking a lot of big swings and making a lot of big choices. Will they all pay off? How cool will Gabby play it when she finds out she wasn't Xena's first? And what's the deal with Japan's natural iron deposits? Join us to discuss Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 21: A Friend in Need (Part 1) ...

The Quick and The Dead (1995) Commentary Track (COMMENTARAIMI)

October 13, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 81 MB

We let out listeners pick our last CommentaRAIMI movie, and so we watched Sam Raimi's meticulously stylish tournament arc of a movie We talk about the appeal of Westerns, movies where a bad guy owns a town, Russell Crowe's floppy-haired fuckboy sex appeal, and the inherent awkwardness of walking into a place and having people look at you. This is a commentary track, and can be listened to while you watch The Quick and The Dead! Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the sp...

S6E20 - Annie Day's Degradation Kink

September 29, 2023 10:00 - 47 minutes - 34 MB

Bad news, everyone! A new Xena scroll has been discovered, and it says that Xena might have been a heterosexual! Does this mean Rob Tapert will finally give us season 7? Or will Xena be thwarted by paperwork/fineprint?  Instead of gorging yourself on goat cheese milkshakes, join us to discuss Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 20: Soul Possession Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by...

S6E19 - Many Sapphic Returns

August 11, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 43.6 MB

It's Gabrielle's birthday, so you know it's time for some psychological torture. It's also time to deprogram a rescued virgin sacrifice, and to meet one of the goofiest villains we've seen in a while. It's the show's most sapphic episode to date, and the very last dvd disc of the series! We're not crying, we've just been cutting onions. Instead of following a powerful man, you should follow us instead, to discuss Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 19: Many Happy Returns Follow us on ...

S6E18 - Across the Caesarverse

July 28, 2023 11:00 - 56 minutes - 40.8 MB

Julius Caesar, unsatisfied with his ending, comes back from the dead to rewrite the show Xena Warrior Princess. Will Xena and Gabrielle still fall in love, or will they meet a different, more tragic fate? Alti also returns and Chris throws a legit tantrum. Anyway, the people need to eat, so don't forget to allocate your grain. Rewrite your fate so you can join us to discuss Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 18: When Fates Collide Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is...

S6E17 - Friendtaur to the Centaurs

July 14, 2023 10:00 - 49 minutes - 34.6 MB

The victory lap continues, with Chris and Ally are well on their way to seeing Xena Warrior Princess to completion. But first, they must contend with yet another human/centaur birth, and all the awful logistics leading up to such an unconscionable abomonation. We also get Xena as a bad stepmom, some weird character assassination for Gabrielle, and the return of some dodgy centaur special effects. Come and learn about the values of the digital versatile disc as we discuss Xena Warrior Princ...

S6E16 - Don't Bother, They're Here...

June 23, 2023 10:15 - 42 minutes - 30.9 MB

Isn't it rich? Xena and Gab? Lesbian heroes of old...cloned in a lab? In a time of modern struggles and civil unrest, the nation cried out for a hero, and a reincarnated sorcerer teams up with some losers to clone a few. Today's episode is a diagetic clip show, a style of episode that Xena Warrior Princess has gotten quite good at. We talk jokes, bathrooms, and the wide spectrum of the way a show treats its fans. From Sherlock to Supernatural to House MD, you always have to ask: are they lau...

S6E15 - Ancient Greek Geneva Convention Violations

June 09, 2023 10:00 - 42 minutes - 29.9 MB

When a warlord with a grudge captures the Amazon queen, ancient green World War II breaks out! Is this the end of the Amazons? Might be! Join Chris and Ally as we watch this strong nation get blown up on a beach like Saving Private Ryan. Go 'Zons! We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 15: To Helicon and Back Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on p...

S6E14 - Mixed Martial Amazons

May 26, 2023 10:00 - 50 minutes - 36.2 MB

Join us as we recall the famous tale of the scorpion and the, uh... swan? After giving the god of war his god powers back, Xena now has to contend with the consequences: the Amazons are doing war crimes! Also, will Eve's dark past finally catch up to her? Will she be put to death like a Batman villain? Find out in her FINAL episode of Xena Warrior Princess! We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 14: Path of Vengeance Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the...

S6E13 - I Can't Believe It's Not a Clip Show!

May 12, 2023 10:00 - 54 minutes - 39.4 MB

How far would you go to get the scoop? Modern day journalist Nigel travels from heaven to hell and everywhere in between to find out the truth about Xena Warrior Princess, (and her relationship to Gabrielle). Season 6 is wilding out, and this "fun but weird" episode really surprised us. We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 13: You Are There Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edi...

S6E12 - Little Boots

April 28, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 54.1 MB

It's time, folks. We're finally doing it: We're cancelling Caligula. This oddball episode felt like dropping in on a random episode of a tv show you've never seen... so we got special guest and Sailor Business cohost Betty Felon (@bettyfelon) to drop in on a random episode of a tv show they've never seen! We cover all the classic Xena bases: gods, fights, angels, sexy dancing, and a classic sapphic bathing scene, and we finally answer the age-old question: was Xena real? We talk about Xena...

S6E11 - A Time of Ancient Logs

April 14, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 68.1 MB

This episode shows that having the high ground does not always provide you with the advantage. Xena may have met her equal match in Morlock, and teams up with a rebellious young amazon who, you guessed it, has a lot to learn. Renee O’Connor returns to the directors chair, bringing us one of the most unique and notable fight setpieces of the entire series. We're playing Jenga, and we're doing it Texas style! We are joined by special guest and noted Xena incarnate Tami Potter (@WarriorPrince...

S6E10 - Dark Shingo of the Soul

March 31, 2023 10:09 - 57 minutes - 41.3 MB

After a heavy trilogy of action, intrigue and character growth, we take a step back to reconnect with life's simple pleasures, as Xena and Gabrielle help Ares go undercover as a farmer, and ask the hard hitting questions, like: How are ya at shovelin’ shit? In the wise words of Chris Sims: “There is a real giving up aspect to this episode.” We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 10: Old Ares Had a Farm Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister...

Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022) Commentary Track... The COMMENTARAIMI

March 17, 2023 12:03 - 2 hours - 89 MB

Despite their different opinions on the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Chris and Ally join up for a real Phase 4 treat, and to celebrate Sam Raimi's long-awaited return to the director's chair. This is a commentary track, and can be listened to while you watch Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness! Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com...

S6E9 - Beowulf Minus Beowulf

March 03, 2023 13:58 - 1 hour - 68.1 MB

As the [lord of the] ring[s] trilogy comes to a close, we reflect on a lesson from the story of Beowulf: good things wont always be good. You can be in the black one day, and in the red the next. A nice guy today can be a real asshole tomorrow. And a two-person podcast can become a four-person podcast, as we are joined by our friends Sascha and Mary from Radio Amphipolis, the German Xena podcast! Join us all as we learn the difference between softness and weakness, and witness Xena and Gabri...

S6E8 - The The Ring Cycle Cycle

February 17, 2023 11:00 - 57 minutes - 40.8 MB

This episode shows that anyone can change. A warlord can turn into one of the good guys. A valkyrie can turn into a tree monster. Another valkyrie can turn into a fire. Amid these lessons, Ally learns about the MILF hunter, and Neil Gaiman returns to explain the true meaning of Beowulf. With Xena making the ultimate sacrifice and Gabby in the Gabbysleep, are our heroes burning an eternal flame, or did someone just put on a magical ring of power? Find out in today’s episode: THE THE RING CYCL...

S6E7 - Sealed with a Kiss

January 27, 2023 10:00 - 43 minutes - 30.9 MB

What do a German opera, a Scandinavian myth and an Old English epic poem have in common? They’re all heavily featured in this New Zealand fantasy story about a ring that grants its wearer incredible power! Sound familiar? We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 7: The Rheingold Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailor...

S6E6 - A Horizontal Abyss

January 13, 2023 11:13 - 1 hour - 42.8 MB

Xena Warrior Princess the show finally deals with the downsides of having killed off their comic relief. This episode, which was clearly an inventory script, asks the tough questions, like: is it ok to kill someone who tried to kill and eat you? What's the best way to cook a human being? And: what is the true meaning of WHUMP? We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 6: The Abyss Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINE...

S6E5 - Down in the Gab Hole

December 19, 2022 11:55 - 50 minutes - 36.6 MB

This silly episode has everything. Manslaughter. Ethnic cleansing. The disappointing realization that your heroes are flawed people. It scared Chris so badly that he had to fake being sick for a month just to avoid having to watch it. Xena and Gabrielle find themselves on the receiving end of some desert hospitality, while Gabrielle contends with the fact that she’s a lot more warrior than bard these days.  We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 5: Legacy Follow us on twitt...

S6E4 - Gurkhan Off

November 18, 2022 11:00 - 47 minutes - 33.5 MB

The Gurkh store called, and they're running out of you! This episode strives to answer the question of our lifetime: Who's Gurkhan? Gabrielle wants vengeance, Xena wants Gabrielle's head to stay attached to her shoulders, and everyone wants to be Number One Wife. Just remember, when everyone is Gurkhan... no one will be. There's only one joke in this episode, so please enjoy: GURKHAN OFF! We discuss Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 4: Who's Gurkhan? Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarri...

Army of Darkness (1993) Commentary Track... The COMMENTARAIMI

November 04, 2022 10:33 - 1 hour - 73 MB

London bridge is falling down, my fair lady! After over 5 years of watching executive producer Sam Raimi's hit action/adventure show Xena Warrior Princess, Chris and Ally are diving deeper into the noted horror auteur's filmography. Much like Ash was dropped into the medieval age, we've skipped the Evil Dead movies and dropped straight into Army of Darkness.  This is a commentary track, and can be listened to while you watch Army of Darkness! For those watching along, the film starts at 09...

S6E3 - The Devil Clause

October 21, 2022 10:00 - 50 minutes - 35.5 MB

Xena has bent Odysseus's bow. She set in motion the murder of Julius Caesar. She heralded the birth of Jesus Christ. The throne of hell is vacant, but won't be for long. Will Xena accept her fate as the new ruler of all evil? Or will she claim yet another historical event for herself and orchestrate Lucifer's fall from heaven? Also: Will Gabby sleep with Joxer's hot son? And will Eve ever shut up? Find out in today's discussion of Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 3: Heart of Darkness...

S6E2 - Taunted and Haunted

October 07, 2022 10:00 - 52 minutes - 36.9 MB

As Halloween approaches, there's only one thing to do: It's time for Xena to fight the devil! A hellmouth opened up in Xena's childhood home, turning it into a haunted house. But the spirits are not resting, and they're not in peace. There's ghosts, skeletons, demons, gross stuff.. It's as if Sam Raimi decided to make a television show. Make sure to bring a blankie, because we talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 2: The Haunting of Amphipolis Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarri...

S6E1 - Her Longest Yeah Boy Ever

September 23, 2022 10:00 - 49 minutes - 35 MB

Welcome to the sixth and final season of Xena! We really are in the endgame now, and the fanfic writers have breached the fourth wall, the fanction is now coming from inside the writer's room! After giving up his powers to save Gabby and Eve, Ares has been demoted from god of war to just some guy of war. But does he still have a chance with Xena? We talk about grand entrances, fanfiction as a vehicle for career advancement, and the charisma and talent of the late, great Kevin Smith. Make s...

S5E22 - Everything but the Christ

July 22, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 43.7 MB

It's the end of Season 5, and the end of the pantheon of Greek gods! Chris and Ally continue their debate on implied vs. explicit Christianity, while Xena and Gabrielle continue to struggle with the redemption of Xena's daughter Eve. Goodbye, little ones. See you in season 6! We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 5 Episode 22: Motherhood Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allysp...

S5E21: Don't Call it a Tomb Womb!

July 08, 2022 16:48 - 1 hour - 43.9 MB

Continuing where Livia left off, Eve continues to be super good at killing people, making everyone a bit unsure of how to deal with her. Chris discovers the benefits of transformative work, while Ally argues that a Jesus allegory works better than actual Jesus. Both discuss the complications of goodness and birthright, while Xena and Gabrielle say goodbye to one of their own. We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 5 Episode 21: Eve Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast i...

S5E20 - The Distant Future

June 24, 2022 10:00 - 57 minutes - 38.6 MB

Xena punches her way out of her own coffin only to find out that she and Gabrielle have been dead for 25 years… and that her baby daughter Eve grew up to become the greatest warlord the world has ever seen. It is the distant future (the distant future) and Xena’s really stepped in it this time! We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 5 Episode 20: Livia Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edi...

S5E19 - Death In Chair 2: Still Chairin’

June 10, 2022 10:30 - 51 minutes - 36.7 MB

What happens when the person you love has changed so much that they no longer embody the characteristics that made you fall in love in the first place? Anyway, Xena has to pull off a fuckery to get the gods off her back once and for all. Will she and Gabrielle pull it off? Or will the Twilight of the Gods just get even more convoluted? We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 5 Episode 19: Looking Death in the Eye Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister...

Darkman (1990) Commentary Track... The COMMENTARAIMI

May 27, 2022 10:39 - 2 hours - 86.5 MB

What would you do if you could only have skin for 99 minutes? After over 5 years of watching executive producer Sam Raimi's hit action/adventure show Xena Warrior Princess, Chris and Ally decided to dive deeper into the noted horror auteur's filmography. First up on our list is Darkman, a 1990 superhero origin story starring Liam Neeson as Dr. Peyton Westlake, an awkward dude who loses his skin for a real estate deal. This is a commentary track, and can be listened to while you watch Darkm...

S5E18 - Threeopatra Comin' Atcha!

May 13, 2022 10:00 - 45 minutes - 33.4 MB

Xena goes undercover as Cleopatra, whose navy is  about to be exploited for the Roman empire. This episode is a vestigial reinforcement of the heteronormative agenda, and we hated it. As Chris says: "There is no reason for this." Anyway, enjoy Natalie Merchant!  We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 5 Episode 18: Antony and Cleopatra Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. S...

S5E17 - Joxing Off

April 29, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 45.5 MB

Do you ever think about what you're going to do with the rest of your life? You know, when you're too old to do kicks and stuff. Or, alternately, have you ever jerked it in the woods to a lake full of bathing Amazons? If so, you may be entitled to a death penalty! Xena and Gabrielle struggle to find the balance between ancient Amazon tradition and traditions of their own, while Joxer struggles to find the balance between his libido and common decency. We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Se...

S5E16 - Inuyasha Selma Blair

April 15, 2022 09:00 - 46 minutes - 34 MB

This episode was cobbled together with found footage from a failed television pilot where Selma Blair does an Inuyasha and becomes queen of the Amazons, and it shows! Chris reveals the secrets behind his top notch New Zealand accent and spits some hard facts about Amazon episodes of Xena, while Ally tries not to think about pirates. Finally, we welcome back Karl Urban in his fourth and final role on Xena as a caveman who appreciates the female form.  Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz ...

S5E15 - Sascha and Mary With Fischstäbchen

April 01, 2022 10:00 - 1 hour - 58.6 MB

To celebrate this very special episode, Chris and Ally are joined by Mary and Sascha, the hosts of Radio Amphipolis, Germany’s number one Xena podcast! This week, we watch Married With Fishsticks, an episode so terrible it ended with two members of the creative team quitting the show entirely. Kinks are discovered, rude gestures are censored, and many a cringe is to be had as we endure this failed attempt at a retro backdoor pilot conveniently repurposed into what just might be THE worst epi...

S5E15 - Hit it from the Back

March 18, 2022 10:00 - 52 minutes - 37.9 MB

In this episode, Xena tells it like it is: if you're trying to kill her baby, she's just not gonna be nice to you. Chris and Ally revel in this well-written episode and discuss the merits of throwing animal carcasses into cities, and celebrate the return of Xena's original costume! We watch Season 5 Episode 14 of Xena Warrior Princess: Amphipolis Under Siege  Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcas...

S5E13 - Elevate the Baby!

February 25, 2022 19:49 - 39 minutes - 27.8 MB

It's baby Eve's first big adventure, and she and mama Xena have to outrun the armies of three angry gods that want them dead. Meanwhile, Joxer is still (still!!!) trying to reconcile his feelings for Gabrielle. Will he finally accept his place in the friend zone? We watch Season 5 Episode 13 of Xena Warrior Princess: Eternal Bonds Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support...

Gabbysode #14 - Last! Herc! Ever!

February 11, 2022 11:00 - 44 minutes - 32.9 MB

We know we swore off Sorbo (we Sworbo’d off Sorbo) but we just had to get this last one out of our system. Becaues the writers of Hercules the Legendary Journeys have lost control of their show, so they go on a writers retreat to come up with some new material. Will the real Hercules (in disguise as noted antisemite Kevin Sorbo) be able to save the show? Or will the network just funnel all of their resources into Xena Warrior Princess? Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is ...

S5E12 - Closing Time

January 28, 2022 11:00 - 49 minutes - 36 MB

Folks, it's baby time! Xena's still got a bun in the oven, and that bun is doing dropkicks! As our warrior princess contends with the dangerous world she's about to bring a child into, the Twilight of the Gods  (aka closing time) looms ever closer. Also, Ally geeks out about film combat, and Chris compares Tartarus and the Elysian Fields to… Ikea? Featuring music by the Auralnauts and Semisonic. We watch Season 5 Episode 12 of Xena Warrior Princess: God Fearing Child Follow us on twitt...

S5E11 - Latent Tendencies

January 14, 2022 15:14 - 39 minutes - 28.5 MB

This episode is burdened by two framing devices, each made weaker by the inclusion of the other. Will Ally make Chris laugh? Will Chris lose the bet? Find out!  We watch Season 5 Episode 11 of Xena Warrior Princess: Punchlines Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

S5E10 - The Baddest Mamma Jammer This Side of Thrace

December 24, 2021 11:00 - 45 minutes - 31.7 MB

Chris and Ally take on one of the lost episodes of Xena (a jukebox musical that was too expensive for Netflix) and learn that things that are funny in the writer's room aren't always funny on tv. Tune in to watch the last episode before a bunch of the crew jumping ship to work on Lord of the Rings, and try not to lose your entire mind at the RAP BATTLE. We watch Season 5 Episode 10 of Xena Warrior Princess: Lyre Lyre Hearts on Fire Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is ...

S5E9 - Oops! All Martyrs

December 10, 2021 11:00 - 49 minutes - 30.8 MB

Have you become numb to the violence? If so, this episode is just for you! Xena sort of finds out who her baby daddy is, Chris and Ally sort of try to understand exactly what that means, and Renee O'Connor is elevated to the status of action star. We also get a series wrap on two extremely iconic touchstones of the show. Remember, though: there can be no love without loss, and there can be no Xena Warrior Princess without absolutely wild plots. We watch Season 5 Episode 9 of Xena Warrior P...

S5E8 - DaphZee

November 26, 2021 11:30 - 42 minutes - 22.9 MB

In a classic "be careful what you wish for" hijinks episode, Xena finds herself in a situation that Chris and Ally really struggle with trying to describe. Ally gets dazzled by Renee O'Connor's fight scenes, Chris gets dazzled by some unknown female Kiwi wrestlers, and everyone is twins! We watch Season 5 Episode 8 of Xena Warrior Princess: Little Problems! Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast...

S5E7 - She Has Many (s)Kills

November 05, 2021 10:30 - 49 minutes - 29.1 MB

With Lucy Lawless still medically prohibited from doing backflips, we get a whole episode where Xena stands in one place and doesn't move. The show also gives us something we haven't seen in a long time: a Greg! Perhaps the last Greg ever! Anyway this episode was actually really upsetting and tonally dissonant and it broke Ally. Please enjoy. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allys...

S5E6 - A Moment for Feet

October 29, 2021 11:00 - 48 minutes - 25.2 MB

Xena learns that Lao Ma might not have been a great mom, Gabrielle gives Joxer a foot job, and Joxer becomes obsessed with sizeable holes. Meanwhile, in the real world, Chris learns that Chinese cooking is spicy, and Ally learns the true meaning of saltpeter. We got a good twin! We got an evil twin! We got Purity, the sixth episode of season 5 of Xena Warrior Princess! Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi...

S5E5 - Them Will Be Bones

October 15, 2021 15:08 - 1 hour - 45.8 MB

Well, listeners, it seems like Chris and Ally are going to have to learn the ways of the shamaness... sooner than you thought. Your hosts are back from hiatus and are joined by Xenite and drag queen Wesley Fox to discuss an extremely wild episode of Xena: Them Bones, Them Bones. If you like spooky season, this is the episode for you! Come for the CGI skeleton fight, stay for Chris's Luffy impression. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAIL...

Gabbysode #13 - The Rift

August 21, 2021 01:23 - 53 minutes - 31.8 MB

From Chris's JRPG pon farr to Ally's obsession with anime boxing, your dashing podcast hosts catch you up on what they've been up to, and answer some listener-submitted questions. Sorry for the hiatus! We'll be back soon! Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SAILOR BUSINESS. Art by @barelysushi. Podcast edited by @allyspock. Support us on patreon at www.patreon.com/sailorbusiness

S5E4 - Horse Springs Eternal

June 11, 2021 11:00 - 49 minutes - 29.1 MB

In a very busy episode jam-packed with so many things happening at the same time, Xena asks an important Yahoo question: "Am i gregnant?" Meanwhile, Gabrielle is living having her own Lifetime Original Movie about a girl and a horse learning to trust each other. There's also a knife that sounds like a gun! Chris and Ally sure are a two horse family in this wild, WILD episode! We talk about Season 5 Episode 4 of Xena Warrior Princess: ANIMAL ATTRACTION. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarrio...

S5E3 - XOXO, Warrior Princess

May 28, 2021 09:30 - 38 minutes - 22.3 MB

Having rediscovered the joy of murder, Xena wants to do all of the murders herself. However, now that Gabrielle is done being a pacifist, she would like to do some murders of her own, thank you very much. Meanwhile, Ares needs a new protege, since Xena turned him down, so he gives us a Were-Gabby! Xena by day, Gabrielle by night! We talk about Season 5 Episode 3 of Xena Warrior Princess: SUCCESSION. Follow us on twitter: @XenaWarriorBiz This podcast is the spinoff/sister podcast of SA...

S5E2 - Riddle Me This

April 30, 2021 10:00 - 1 hour - 42.1 MB

Whether you prefer the goofier episodes or lean more towards the dramatics, it can't be denied that Chakram is a very significant episode of Xena Warrior Princess. It has character development, lore, new weapons, and some very cool changes to the status quo. We've seen Xena struggling to balance her light and dark sides, but we've never seen her quite like this: with no memories of her dark side whatsoever! We're also joined by special guest Hein Latt, a talented cosplayer and Xena SUPERFAN....

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