X-Aspirations
146 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 39 ratingsAn issue by issue history of the X-men, lovingly described by a husband and wife team.
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X-Aspirations Ep. 146, Uncanny X-Men #157, May 1982
March 07, 2022 06:00 - 55 minutes - 105 MBX-Aspirations Episode 146 Uncanny X-Men #157, May 1982 "Hide-N-Seek" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inks by Bob Wiacek, Lettered by Janice Chiang, Colors by Don Warfield, Edited by Louise Jones. A Charlie Xavier X-mas! In Which We Discover That Hard Vacuum Pushes Piotr Into Another Potential Pushkin, That Kittys Chaotic Costuming Suggests That There May Be Such A Thing As Too Much Creative Freedom, And That Alien Industrial Design Is Mostly Gtalia-Based Because They...
X-Aspirations Ep. 145, Uncanny X-Men #156, April 1982
June 29, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 91.5 MBX-Aspirations Episode 145 Uncanny X-Men #156, April 1982 "Pursuit!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inks by Bob Wiacek, Lettered by Janice Chiang, Colors by Don Warfield, Edited by Louise Jones. NFT Safe For Work?! In Which We Find That Bikini-Clad Avengers Have Serious Pocket Problems, That Kitty Is Being Corrupted By The Nihilistic Relativism Of European Pseudo-intellectual Morality And, Also, She Likes Colossus’ Badonkadonk, And That The Three Keys To Extraterrest...
X-Aspirations Ep. 144, Uncanny X-Men #155, March 1982
March 23, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 119 MBX-Aspirations Episode 144 Uncanny X-Men #155, March 1982 "First Blood" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inks by Bob Wiacek, Lettered by Joe Rosen, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. Hell Hath No Fury Like A Colorist Scorned! In Which We Discover That It Is Nigh Impossible To Repair The Trauma Of Fractured Familial Bonds Under The Constant Assault Of Alien Incursion, That The Shi’Ar Admiral Always Proudly Displays His Daughter’s...
X-Aspirations Ep. 143, Wolverine #4, December 1982
December 07, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 125 MBX-Aspirations Episode 143 Wolverine #4, December 1982 "Honor" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Frank Miller, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Lynn Varley, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. Holy Xenophobia, Miller! In Which We Learn That When You Care To Send The Very Best Send A Bloody Ninja Hood, That Yukio Shares The Same Weakness For Netting As Crustaceans, And That Mariko Should Have Skipped Out On Lord Shingen’s Take Your Daug...
X-Aspirations Ep. 142, Wolverine #3, November 1982
September 21, 2020 06:00 - 59 minutes - 85.2 MBX-Aspirations Episode 142 Wolverine #3, November 1982 "Loss" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Frank Miller, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. Rated M - For Miller! In Which We Find That Ninja Is One of The More Overlooked Positions In The Hospitality Industry, That There Are Very Few Times Appropriate For Calling Out Your Ex's Name And After Killing Five Ninjas Is Still Not It, And That...
X-Aspirations Ep. 141, Wolverine #2, October 1982
September 10, 2020 06:00 - 48 minutes - 72 MBX-Aspirations Episode 141 Wolverine #2, October 1982 "Debts and Obligations" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Frank Miller, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. It Was A Dark And Returny Knight! In Which We Discover That While Ladies Dig The Abs They Are Turned Off By Murder Sprees, That From Nefari- To Treacher-, Lord Shingen Has All the -Ous's, And That It's Raining Ninja Men! Halllejah,...
X-Aspirations Ep. 140, Wolverine #1, September 1982
September 03, 2020 06:00 - 48 minutes - 68.7 MBX-Aspirations Episode 140 Wolverine #1, September 1982 "I'm Wolverine" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Frank Miller, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. It's Miller Time! In Which We Learn That If You Got Junk In The Trunk You Don't Like Poisoning Bears With Gunk, That If You Name It Logan Can Clench It, And That In Japan You Can't Walk Ten Feet Without Hitting A Shuriken Shower! It's O...
X-Aspirations Ep. 139, The Uncanny X-men #154, February 1982
July 09, 2020 06:00 - 1 hour - 85.5 MBX-Aspirations Episode 139 The Uncanny X-men #154, February 1982 "Reunion" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inks by Josef Rubinstein and Bob Wiacek, Lettered by Joe Rosen, Colors by D. Warfield, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. Less Bigotry, More Birding! In Which We Find That You Should Definitely Call The X-Men for Any Demonic Hellscapes You Would Like To Renovate and Flip, That Wolverine Knows Chicks With Damage Give Logan The Hammage, And That T...
X-Aspirations Ep. 138, Avengers Annual #10, Summer 1981
April 24, 2020 20:00 - 1 hour - 110 MBX-Aspirations Episode 138 Avengers Annual #10, Summer 1981 "By Friends -- Betrayed!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Michael Golden, Inks by Armando Gil, Lettered by Joe Rosen, Colors by Michael Golden, Edited by Chris Claremont and David Kraft, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. The Captain Marvelous Ms. Marvel! In Which We Discover That The Only Things More Nefarious Than Evil Mutants Are Long Distance Fees, That The Blob Lets His Little Blobs Dangle And You Can't Unsee It, And That S...
X-Aspirations Ep. 137, The Uncanny X-Men #153, January 1982
March 28, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 94.2 MBX-Aspirations Episode 137 The Uncanny X-Men #153, January 1982 "Kitty's Fairy Tale" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. Apocalypse Now? Ask Me How! In Which We Learn That Even The Sugariest of Sugar Daddies Might Not Have Enough Sugar For Routine Sentinel Damage, That Muppet Dolls Are Probably Not Vessels Hosting Spirits of the Damned, Yearni...
X-Aspirations Ep. 136, The Uncanny X-Men #152, December 1981
December 24, 2019 18:00 - 57 minutes - 78.7 MBX-Aspirations Episode 136 The Uncanny X-Men #152, December 1981 "The Hellfire Gambit" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Bob McLeod, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Janice Chiang, Colors by Don Warfield, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. Festival of Comic De-Lights! In Which We Find That You Can't Keep Your Emmas Straight From Your Ororos Without A Program, That Kitty Pryde Does Not Just Wake Up Looking This Good, And That Sebastion Shaw Is One Corset Short O...
X-Aspirations Ep. 135, The Uncanny X-Men #151, November 1981
December 09, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 87.9 MBX-Aspirations Episode 135 The Uncanny X-Men #151, November 1981 "X-Men Minus One!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Jim Sherman and Bob McLeod, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Bobbie Wilford, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. Oh Ignatz, You Dahlink George Hairy-Man! In Which We Discover That Kitty Pryde Is Not A Girl and Not Yet a Woman But She Might Be A Really Old Woman, That In The X-Mansion Swim Wear IS Formal Wear, And That H...
X-Aspirations Ep. 134, The Uncanny X-Men #150, October 1981
July 31, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 97.4 MBX-Aspirations Episode 134 The Uncanny X-Men #150, October 1981 "I, Magneto..." Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inks by Josef Rubinstein and Bob Wiacek, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. Double Issue Double Pumping! In Which We Learn That Wolverine Is A Serial Lady Dunker, That Scott Summers Finds Impossible Lovecraftian Geometry Surprisingly Sexy, And That While Magneto May Be An Insane Despot, Hi...
X-Aspirations Ep. 133, The Uncanny X-Men #149, September 1981
April 25, 2019 18:00 - 56 minutes - 79.8 MBX-Aspirations Episode 133 The Uncanny X-Men #149, September 1981 "And the Dead Shall Bury the Living!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Janice Chang, Colors by Don Warfield, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. Bulgarian Rhapsody?! In Which We Find That Wolverine Skipped the Entire Underpants Grappling Section of The Workplace Harassment Manual, That There Is Never a Piece of Food That Can't Be Improved By Shoving ...
X-Aspirations Ep. 132, The Uncanny X-Men #148, August 1981
January 07, 2019 00:00 - 59 minutes - 95 MBX-Aspirations Episode 132 The Uncanny X-Men #148, August 1981 "Cry, Mutant!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Janice Chiang, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. Quality, Value, Convenience, and Mutation! In Which We Discover That Wolverine Is A Dark Master Of The High Shoulder Stab, That You Can Say Whatever You Want About Caliban's Hideous Disfigurement, But He Can Get You Into Any Club in ...
X-Aspirations Ep. 131, The Uncanny X-Men #147, July 1981
December 02, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 104 MBX-Aspirations Episode 131 The Uncanny X-Men #147, July 1981 "Rogue Storm!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. There's No Biz Like Toy Biz! In Which We Learn That The Professor and Doom Are Subscribers To The Same Torture Room Monthly, That Henchmen Only Really Hench For The Fringe Benefits, And That Wolverine Is Working Hard To Broaden Himse...
X-Aspirations Ep. 130, The Uncanny X-Men #146, June 1981
October 23, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 119 MBX-Aspirations Episode 130 The Uncanny X-Men #146, June 1981 "Murderworld!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. Join The Merry Marvel Marching Conglomerate! In Which We Find That There Is Surprisingly Little Difference Between Fine Spa Amenities And Nightmare Death Traps, That Wolverine's Disgust of Op Art Stems From His College Roomate's Magi...
X-Aspirations Ep. 129, The Uncanny X-Men #145, May 1981
August 21, 2018 16:00 - 58 minutes - 80.3 MBX-Aspirations Episode 129 The Uncanny X-Men #145, May 1981 "Kidnapped!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Dave Cockrum, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Joe Rosen, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. Nothing More True Than Heroics At Ten Stories! In Which We Discover That If Nothing Else The Opera Is A Perfect Place To Bone Down, That Doctor Doom Decorations Nefariously Emphasize Form Over Function, And That A Surprisingly High Percentage...
X-Aspirations Ep. 128, The Uncanny X-Men #144, April 1981
July 12, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 79.6 MBX-Aspirations Episode 128 The Uncanny X-Men #144, April 1981 "Even In Death..." Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by Brent Anderson, Inks by Josef Rubinstein, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. It Is Just One Of Those Things! In Which We Learn That A D'Spayre Family Reunion Will Always Run Out Of Apostrophes, That As Far As Cyclops Is Concerned The Color Of Money Is Ruby Red, And That For A Demonic Incarnation Of The...
X-Aspirations Ep. 127, The Uncanny X-Men #143, March 1981
June 03, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 90 MBX-Aspirations Episode 127 The Uncanny X-Men #143, March 1981 "Demon" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. Countdown to the Final Byrne! In Which We Find That Xavier's Woods Is No Place For Erotic Tree Removal, That This Is Not The First Time Kitty's Perfume Has Been Confused With An Evil Miasma, And That Moving In On Logan's Girl Has Two Parts: 1- ...
X-Aspirations Ep. 126, The Uncanny X-Men #142, February 1981
May 03, 2018 16:00 - 1 hour - 81.4 MBX-Aspirations Episode 126 The Uncanny X-Men #142, February 1981 "Mind Out of Time!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. I Can See For Miles And Milestones! In Which We Discover That Kitty Pryde Is Just Like Indian Food, She Goes Right Through You, That Ororo Likes Countries Like She Likes Her Men: Big Enough That They Don't Trigger Her Debilitatin...
X-Aspirations Ep. 125, The Uncanny X-Men #141, January 1981
January 05, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 74.1 MBX-Aspirations Episode 125 The Uncanny X-Men #141, January 1981 "Days of Future Past" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. Jam A Firework Wherever A Spider Can! In Which We Learn That Danger Room Brunch is the Deadliest Brunch of All, That Pillsbury Breads Should Never Be Substituted for any Feminine Hygiene Products, And That Somehow Walter Mondale...
X-Aspirations Ep. 124, The Uncanny X-Men #140, December 1980
December 27, 2017 06:00 - 1 hour - 87.1 MBX-Aspirations Episode 124 The Uncanny X-Men #140, December 1980 "Rage!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. Me Too, Marvel! In Which We Find That There Is Nothing Like The Bond That Forms Between Two Men And A Nice Large Stump, That Smokey The Bear Is Mostly A Symbol Of The Ineffectiveness of Civilization In Battling the Elemental Might of Fire. A...
X-Aspirations Ep. 123, The Uncanny X-Men #139, November 1980
October 16, 2017 06:00 - 1 hour - 76.3 MBX-Aspirations Episode 123 The Uncanny X-Men #139, November 1980 "...Something Wicked This Way Comes!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. Easy Peasey, Writer Weezie! In Which We Discover That When Your Hands Are Can Openers Every Problem Is A Can, That Shaman Often Calls Upon The Four Winds and the Spirit Moon To Keep His Toes Dry And Chafe-Free, ...
X-Aspirations Ep. 122, X-Men Annual #4, November 1980
June 19, 2017 06:00 - 1 hour - 102 MBX-Aspirations Episode 122 X-Men Annual #4, November 1980 "Nightcrawler's Inferno" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Romita, Jr., Inks by Bob McLeod, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. All That Glitters Is Not X-Men Gold! In Which We Learn That Nightcrawler Can Finally Ditch His Fake ID, That Kitty Pryde Has The Drinking Habits Of A Bitter Joan Crawford, And That It's Hard Out Here For A Sorcerer Supreme, Get...
X-Aspirations Ep. 121, The Uncanny X-Men #138, October 1980
May 01, 2017 06:00 - 1 hour - 86.3 MBX-Aspirations Episode 121 The Uncanny X-Men #138, October 1980 "Elegy" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. Once You Go Black Panther... In Which We Discover That Shi'Ar Culture May Overvalue Their Novelty Snow Globes, That Scott Now Has Both Rose Colored Glasses And Boots Made For Walking, And That One Can Not Underestimate The Value of A Well Pla...
X-Aspirations Ep. 120, The Uncanny X-Men #137, September 1980
January 01, 2017 06:00 - 1 hour - 90.9 MBX-Aspirations Episode 120 The Uncanny X-Men #137, September 1980 "The Fate of the Phoenix!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Jim Salicrup and Louise Jones, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. Don't Cry, We'll Be Back Again Some Month! In Which We Find That Five Billion Is Actually The Loneliest Number, That The Only Way For The X-Men To Save Jean Is To Go The Full Monty, And That Gladiator Does...
X-Aspirations Ep. 119, The Uncanny X-Men #136, August 1980
November 25, 2016 06:00 - 1 hour - 94.9 MBX-Aspirations Episode 119 The Uncanny X-Men #136, August 1980 "Child of Light and Darkness!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Bob Sharen, Edited by Jim Salicrup, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. Retaining The Right To Reserve Judgment Day! In Which We Learn That The Greatest Threat To Most Alien Civilizations Is That No One Can Pronounce Anyone Else's Name, That Parental Guilt Trips Scale With The Amount of Omnipo...
X-Aspirations Ep. 118, The Uncanny X-Men #135, July 1980
September 20, 2016 06:00 - 56 minutes - 72.8 MBX-Aspirations Episode 118 The Uncanny X-Men #135, July 1980 "Dark Phoenix" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Bob Sharen, Edited by Jim Salicrup, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. Got A... Stranger Magic! In Which We Discover That Nightcrawler Knows That Dying Is Easy But It Is Comedy That Is Hard, That Ironically Peter Rasputin Is Currently Reading The Golden Bough, And That In The 12-Step Program For Omnipotence, I...
X-Aspirations Ep. 117, The Uncanny X-Men #134, June 1980
August 22, 2016 06:00 - 1 hour - 79.2 MBX-Aspirations Episode 117 The Uncanny X-Men #134, June 1980 "Too Late The Heroes!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Bob Sharen, Edited by Jim Salicrup, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter. Heck It, We'll Do It Live Action! In Which We Learn That Wolverine Ain't Heavy He's My Mutantly-Enhanced Mass Brother, That Beneath Colossus' Metal Skin Beats The Heart of An Easily Distracted Poet, And That If Storm Hears One More ...
X-Aspirations Ep. 116, The Uncanny X-Men #133, May 1980
June 01, 2016 06:00 - 1 hour - 73.9 MBX-Aspirations Episode 116 The Uncanny X-Men #133, May 1980 "Wolverine: Alone!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Jim Salicrup, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter Holding On For A Hero Til The End of The Line! In Which We Find That Unlike Folgers, Wolverine Is Not Good To The Last Drop, That Bjork Has Nothing On Moira MacTaggart's Fashion Sense, And That Jean May Have Just Earned Herself ALL The ...
X-Aspirations Ep. 115, The Uncanny X-Men #132, April 1980
March 25, 2016 19:00 - 1 hour - 61.8 MBX-Aspirations Episode 115 The Uncanny X-Men #132, April 1980 "And Hellfire Is Their Name!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Jim Salicrup, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter KISS Arose From Jean Grey! In Which We Discover That Wolverine May Be Murder On The Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, But He Better Watch Himself With The International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers, That You Can't Toss A Roc...
X-Aspirations Ep. 114, The Uncanny X-Men #131, March 1980
February 09, 2016 06:00 - 1 hour - 71.2 MBX-Aspirations Episode 114 The Uncanny X-Men #131, March 1980 "Run For Your Life!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter The Female Is The Deadlier of the Artistes! In Which We Learn That The Hellfire Minion Funniest Facial Expression Contest Always Ends In A 20-Way Tie, That 1970s Detroit Builds Nothing The X-Men Won't Mangle, And That Kitty Pryde Is J...
X-Aspirations Ep. 113, The Uncanny X-Men #130, February 1980
December 24, 2015 17:00 - 1 hour - 64 MBX-Aspirations Episode 113 The Uncanny X-Men #130, February 1980 "Dazzler" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter If You Can’t Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Baffle Them With Bo Derek! In Which We Find That Wolverine Lives In Constant Fear Of Recklessly Fast Zipper Pull-Ups, That Like Many Girls Jean Grey Dreams Of A Traditional, Intimate Wedding In A Quai...
X-Aspirations Ep. 112, The Uncanny X-Men #129, January 1980
November 06, 2015 17:00 - 1 hour - 58.9 MBX-Aspirations Episode 112 The Uncanny X-Men #129, January 1980 "God Spare the Child..." Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Bob Sharen, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter The Con That Conned The Comic Con! In Which We Discover That When Flying Always Check Where Your Closest Concubine Is, Keeping In Mind It May Be Behind You, That Wolverine Does Not Even Pretend To Read Them For The Articles, And ...
X-Aspirations Ep. 111, The Uncanny X-Men #128, December 1979
September 06, 2015 19:59 - 1 hour - 76.1 MBX-Aspirations Episode 111 The Uncanny X-Men #128, December 1979 "The Action Of The Tiger!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter Sim-ply The Best? In Which We Learn That Storm Is A Friend To All Be They Beast Or Building Material, That Elephants Never Forget Their First Interspecies Sexual Predator, And That Moira Has Found The Warm Joy Of A Set Of Sta...
X-Aspirations Ep. 110, The Uncanny X-Men #127, November 1979
August 26, 2015 19:59 - 1 hour - 72.8 MBX-Aspirations Episode 110 The Uncanny X-Men #127, November 1979 "The Quality of Hatred!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter Proceed Directly To Market, Do Not Pass Go! In Which We Discover That Moira MacTaggert's Past Is More Sordid Than A Moist Towelette At A Brothel, That Cyclops Runs The Worst Team Building Exercises, And That If Sophocles Had Wr...
X-Aspirations Ep. 109, The Uncanny X-Men #126, October 1979
August 02, 2015 19:59 - 1 hour - 62 MBX-Aspirations Episode 109 The Uncanny X-Men #126, October 1979 "How Sharper Than A Serpent's Tooth...!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter Oh, You Mutie Things! In Which We Find That Hunting Naked Men Is One Of The Fifty Shades of Jean Grey, That Madrox Is Only One Step Above A Tennis Ball On A Stick, And That Mutant X May Have One Further Weakness:...
X-Aspirations Ep. 108, The Uncanny X-Men #125, September 1979
May 20, 2015 05:59 - 56 minutes - 55.3 MBX-Aspirations Episode 108 The Uncanny X-Men #125, September 1979 "There's Something Awful on Muir Island!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter Rom, Rom, Rom Your Boat, Gently Down The Stream!! In Which We Discover That Wolverine Has Been Insufferable Ever Since Nightcrawler Broke the Keurig Machine, That Jean Grey Has Been Traveling the Mediterranea...
X-Aspirations Ep. 107, X-Men King-Size Annual #3, August 1979
March 17, 2015 05:59 - 1 hour - 68.9 MBX-Aspirations Episode 107 X-Men King-Size Annual #3, August 1979 "A Fire in the Sky!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by George Perez, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter Perez And Accounted For! In Which We Learn That Logan Could Have Saved This Civilization If He Had Only Finished His Online Vocational Electronics Course, That Nightcrawler's Greatest Nemesis Is The Rotary Phone, And That No Abd...
X-Aspirations Ep. 106, X-Men #124, August 1979
February 06, 2015 16:59 - 51 minutes - 51 MBX-Aspirations Episode 106 X-Men #124, August 1979 "He Only Laughs When I Hurt!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter Dungeons and Diagrams! In Which We Find That There Is No Crisis Storm Can Not Face Through Increased Teenage Boy Titillation, That Half A Villainess Costume Might Not Be Better Than None, And That Cyclops Found His Red Cross Training Go...
X-Aspirations Ep. 105, X-Men #123, July 1979
December 23, 2014 16:59 - 1 hour - 65.7 MBX-Aspirations Episode 105 X-Men #123, July 1979 "Listen -- Stop Me if You've Heard It -- But This One Will Kill You!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter A Festival of Internecine Fights! In Which We Discover That Ororo Must Be By Far the Cleanest Member of the X-men, That Colossus Has Finally Earned His Big Boy Pants, And That Arcade Has Managed To ...
X-Aspirations Ep. 104, X-Men #122, June 1979
December 03, 2014 06:59 - 1 hour - 66.7 MBX-Aspirations Episode 104 X-Men #122, June 1979 "Cry for the Children!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter Whole House Helps With Hopeful Heroes! In Which We Find That Wolverine is a Worker's Comp Lawsuit Waiting To Happen, That On the Shi'Ar Homeworld No One Can Avoid The Noid, and That Colleen Wing Is Looking For a House Call From The One-Eyed Won...
X-Aspirations Ep. 103, X-Men #121, May 1979
November 05, 2014 06:59 - 1 hour - 63.9 MBX-Aspirations Episode 103 X-Men #121, May 1979 "Shoot-Out at the Stampede!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Diana Albers, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter An Instance Of Classic! In Which We Discover That Sugar and Spice and PCP-Ice, That's What Calgary Is Made Of, That Most Supervillainy Is Just A Side Effect Of Grumpy Tummies, And That If Vindicator Is Not Careful He Might Just Fly His F-14 To...
X-Aspirations Ep. 102, X-Men #120, April 1979
September 05, 2014 06:59 - 1 hour - 63.5 MBX-Aspirations Episode 102 X-Men #120, April 1979 "Wanted: Wolverine! Dead or Alive!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter Catch A Rising Starlin! In Which We Learn That There Is No Shame Greater Than The Mid-Plane Walk of Shame, That Storm Would Be Perfect For Hair or Equus or Really Any Play Where She Can Hang Out Her Junk, And That, Yes, Banshee Did Try Adding Both Ginger...
X-Aspirations Ep. 101, X-Men #119, March 1979
August 22, 2014 06:59 - 53 minutes - 53.1 MBX-Aspirations Episode 101 X-Men #119, March 1979 "Twas The Night Before Christmas..." Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Costanza, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter Hatfield and McCoys Got Nothing On Us! In Which We Find That One Should Fear Nightcrawler And His Arsenal Of Swirlies, Indian Burns, and Red Bellies, That Colleen Wing Is Desperately Trying To Get On The Right Email Lists, or Phone Trees, or Maybe Just Set Her...
X-Aspirations Ep. 100, X-Men #118, February 1979
August 09, 2014 06:59 - 2 hours - 135 MBX-Aspirations Episode 100 X-Men #118, February 1979 "The Submergence of Japan" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Ric Villamonte, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Colors by Glynis Wein, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter Sometimes You Clip, Sometimes You Get Clipped! In Which We Learn That Colossus Has Both A Hulk Fetish And The Torn Pants To Prove It, That If Sunfire Drops Just One More "Woman" Epithet Then The Only Thing Left Capable Of Rising On His...
X-Aspirations Ep. 099, X-Men #117, January 1979
June 13, 2014 20:59 - 56 minutes - 55.7 MBX-Aspirations Episode 099 X-Men #117, January 1979 "Psi War!" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Clem Robins, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter Marvel And Its Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy! In Which We Discover That What Lilandra Really Wants To Be Empress of Is The Local Sephora, That Xavier came to Cairo for the Sex Tourism, but Stayed For The Astral Sex Tourism, That Twilight’s Bella and The Smith’s Morrisey Have ...
X-Aspirations Special Edition - X-Men: Days of Future Past
June 01, 2014 19:59 - 25 minutes - 24.7 MBX-Aspirations Special Episode Podcast X-Men: Days of Future Past Starring James McAvoy, Patrick Stewart, Ian Mckellen, and Michael Fassbender as Professor X and Magneto. And of course Hugh Jackman as Wolverine! Directed by Bryan Singer. We lie down again and take our second foray into Marvel Mutant Movies! Check out what we thought of this X-Mash-Up of epic proportions. Just as a warning, we spoil the heck out of it after that. So listen with care. Check us out at www.x-aspirations.com...
X-Aspirations Ep. 098, X-Men #116, December 1978
May 14, 2014 06:59 - 56 minutes - 55 MBX-Aspirations Episode 098 X-Men #116, December 1978 "To Save The Savage Land" Written by Chris Claremont, Pencils by John Byrne, Inks by Terry Austin, Lettered by Tom Orzechowski, Edited by Roger Stern, Editor-In-Chief Jim Shooter Verpooten In The Lappings of Luxury! In Which We Find That The Pterodactyl Men Would Be Wise To Invest In Some High Quality Bond Stationery, That Banshee Has a Body Built For Ladies But A Mouth Designed For Rest Stops, And That It Looks Like Cyclops Needs To St...