We return, haphazardly, to break down a summer of deathmatch tournaments, judging by the important criteria of cocaine usage, nickname quality, and who sucks, but sucks in the right ways. This is either our best episode ever or our worst.

We return, haphazardly, to break down a summer of deathmatch tournaments, judging by the important criteria of cocaine usage, nickname quality, and who sucks, but sucks in the right ways. This is either our best episode ever or our worst.