Sometimes you need lyrics that make you think. We'll try that. We'll fail.

You know how when you’ve had a few, you start to get all philosophical and deep? We do too, and that’s what we put in our song this week. We wanted lyrics that sound deep and meaningful, but end with something closer to /r/im14andthisisdeep in song form.


We follow The Beastie Boys, Creed, and Scott Stapp for reasons that only make sense if you listen, and even then they may not.


We also learn that the Mission Impossible theme song is the worst song to do the Macarena dance to.