We've exhibited almost immense restraint by waiting almost a whole year to pitch new characters, but THE TIME HAS COME! Have you ever wondered what Wonka would do with a wall mounted bass? Thought about his nougat dealer?? PONDERED on the concept of a historical interpreter obsessed with the war of 1812 who's kind of near the factory sometimes??? Well, you're in luck because these questions and many more that you never had are answered in todays episode. 

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Cover Art by Reilly Branson:  https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/

Sources: 

False Wonka Runtime: https://www.cbr.com/wonka-final-runtime-reportedly-revealed/#:~:text=According%20to%20The%20Movie%20Database,Chocolate%20Factory%20(115%20minutes)

Wonka Kinder Surpirse Eggs - Polish Site: https://www.kinder.com/pl/pl/kinder-niespodzianka

Timestamps:

 00:00 Intro

04:48 Wonka Watch News

09:24 Emile

13:38 Crispy

19:20 The Producer

23:14 Kevin

28:33 Connor

31:07 Shy Glizzy

34:30 Pie Imposter

40:33 Caeser Moss

45:54 Predictions

46:50 Outro

To keep up-to-date on all things Wonka, be sure to follow us on TikTok, Instagram, and Twitter @wonkawatch.

We'd love to hear your concerns (it'd be unhealthy if you didn't have any). Email us at [email protected]

If you'd like to help us keep this podcast up and running, you can visit buymeacoffee.com/wonkawatch! All supporters will get a shout out on the podcast :).

Cover Art by Reilly Branson:  https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/

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