INTRO: Stars self-immolatingHi, lots to get to, let’s get to itYes we will discuss the Stars statement, but later, once Jamie’s onUSL WHIPAROUNDYou know what? Ain’t nobody got time for that. Maybe Sean just reads off the scores in a stupid voice.Any matches you wanna talk about?LAST WEEKEND - MemphisCity 1-1 MemphisBreakdowns on the goal - how much ground we gonna give?FREESTYLE about the match - personal experience, things we noticedMan of the match?Pronounced tendency for City to get much better after the halfIs it motivation or tactics?Memphis lucky to get out with a drawLAST NIGHT - ShartaCity 3-0 Romeo WanderersSet piece dominationNo need for a halftime bump as was men v boysFREESTYLE about the match - personal experience, things we noticedMan of the match?Let’s talk limitationsObvious payroll limitations are having an impactCup run good or nah? Let’s talk it out a littleBREAK TO GET JAMIE ONSHARTA MOUNTAIN BREAKDOWNCity 3-0 Romeo Wanderers CONTINUEDPoint and laugh at George and The StatementSean gonna talk epistemology briefly, yaaaaaaayTHIS COMING WEEKEND - Atlanta Utd 2Hard to get hype tbhDoes Atl Utd 2 have fans who are just super committed ultras of the main Atlanta United club, or what? And who are they?Sean don’t know nothin’. Let’s look at their numbers live on the air for a moment, thenSHARTA MOUNTAIN BREAKDOWN (REPRISE)City 3-0 Romeo Wanderers CONTINUED AGAINPoint and laugh at George and The StatementI’m closing with Fuck Sharta fyi