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Episode 3 <--> March 23, 2022
INTRO: Sean’s backSorry about last week, we are all both the victims and the perpetrators of capitalismWhassup with Dion and shoutout to Jackie (whose stage name I believe should be Jackée - no i have no reasoning behind this)USL WHIPAROUNDMatches happening right now: Red Bull 2 v Lou City, Atl Utd 2 v Tampa BayKicking off later: Tulsa v San Diego, El Paso v Las Vegas, Los Dos (LA2) v Rio Grande ValleyResults last weekendDetroit City 1-0 Charleston - WE WILL GET TO THISNYRB 2 0-3 Loudoun UnitedLoudoun lowdown RIDICLos Dos 1-2 San AntonioSAFC survives v children. First goal from Mullet Hobbit, second from a set piece. Elliott Collier was out injured against us, MLS vet showed incredible tactical and situational awareness to get a red card for ‘foul and abusive language’ one minute after Los Dos went down a manMemphis 2-1 OaklandTwo set piece goals, 36 percent possession, held on to win - yup, this is a Ben Pirmann teamOk that’s not exactly fair, they could’ve won 3- or 4-1 easilyPittsburgh 2-1 HartfordWe will dig into this later too, but soft 1st half red made it easyLou City 2-0 THE Miami FCTampa Bay 2-0 IndyBig yikes start for Indy 11Colorado Springs 1-0 Monterey BayEl Paso 1-2 New MexicoBig early-season west clash goes to New MexicoTulsa 3-1 BirminghamOld enemy Dario Suarez playing v well for TulsaBham red early in second half killed it offLas Vegas 2-1 PhoenixRemember Danny Trejo (LA Force) - he was MotM here, goal and assist as LVL shocks PhoenixLOLs around the league - let’s talk shitshow LVLOrange County 2-1 Rio Grande ValleySan Diego 2-0 SacramentoLAST WEEKEND - charlestonCity 1-0 CharlestonFREESTYLE about the match - personal experience, things we noticedMan of the match?Striking options for City - do we have a first-choice goal-scorer?CYRUS? Dunno if we’re going to talk about that but if so, here’s where we doBREAK TO GET JAMIE ONTHIS COMING WEEKEND - pittsburghWon last weekend, 2-1, over HartfordSUPER soft red in the 38th kinda ruined the match as a contestref gave a caution for a high boot, clearly not remembering the guy was already on a yellowPittsburgh is atop the league (until Lou City match tonight finishes, anyway) but have spent half the first two matches playing with a man advantageThey play a similar system to oursPITTSBURGH FREESTYLE let’s get weird, y’all
