Will You Accept This Roach?
159 episodes - English - Latest episode: 4 days ago - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingTwo girls, many bowls, and a whole lot of The Bachelor and The Bachelorette.
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Episodes
The Bachelor 28x11: Golf Man
April 19, 2024 20:07 - 52 minutes - 72.3 MBIt's finally time for the season finale where we get to either see Joey left at the altar, or whether it's a big fake-out. This has been an emotional and fun journey for all of us stoners, so listen as we wrap up this season!
The Bachelor 28x10: Women Tell All
April 10, 2024 00:11 - 45 minutes - 62.8 MBOnce again, it's time for the penultimate episode of the season! All the women come together and yell at each other, cry, and become BFFs? We got so stoned watching this! Stay tuned for the season finale!
The Bachelor 28x09: Sister Wife Tryouts
April 01, 2024 20:24 - 42 minutes - 58.8 MBIt's time for Fantasy Suites! Joey has three women left, and because they're all so nervous, the ladies from Golden Bachelor pay them a visit. We can't wait to share Women Tell All with you up next, so stay tuned!
The Bachelor 28x08: Christmas Witchcrafting
March 25, 2024 19:22 - 46 minutes - 63.5 MBIt's time for Hometowns! The only one that matters is at Daisy's Christmas tree farm, where she leads Joey into a Yule ritual that is sure to secure her as his bride. It's Christmas Magic! Also, Kelsey has a hot dad and everyone wants him as the Golden Bachelor. Enjoy, stoners!
The Bachelor 28x07: Christmas Witchcrafting
March 21, 2024 22:05 - 56 minutes - 52 MBIt's time for Hometowns! The only one that matters is at Daisy's Christmas tree farm, where she leads Joey into a Yule ritual that is sure to secure her as his bride. It's Christmas Magic! Also, Kelsey has a hot dad and everyone wants him as the Golden Bachelor. Enjoy, stoners!
The Bachelor 28x07: IKEA hot tub returns!
March 21, 2024 22:05 - 56 minutes - 52 MBIn this episode, Joey makes the final decision for Hometowns and makes some of the girls cry. Le sigh. He also has a 1-1 date in the infamous IKEA hot tub that has seen more action than any fantasy suite date. Stay tuned for Hometowns, stoners!
The Bachelor 28x06: Bachanadians
March 16, 2024 18:24 - 38 minutes - 52.8 MBThe Bachanadians go to Montreal! The poutine isn't offensive, but Maria's dress choices are! Join us as we partake in the devil's lettuce and offer the highest of Bachelor commentaries.
The Bachelor 28x05: Keif Mountain
March 07, 2024 23:50 - 55 minutes - 76.4 MBThis episode starts off with a rose ceremony, a trip to Spain, and two 1-1 dates. We get a shocking self elimination, some horrible outfits, and a sneek peak at the potentially sad conclusion to the season. Stay tuned for our next episode, stoners!
The Bachelor 28x04: All Of Your Bunions
February 28, 2024 20:14 - 56 minutes - 78 MBHey stoners, we're back after a short hiatus! In this episode, we get an awkward 2:1 date while the other girls get sausages and Swiss cheese slapping their faces. Stay tubed for our next episode coming sooooper soon!
The Bachelor 29x03: A Declaration of War
February 10, 2024 16:40 - 1 hour - 83 MBIn this episode, the queens of the Golden Bachelor return and host a group date talent show, and it's just as awkward as it's sounds. Joey has another 1-1 date, some drama ensues, and the word "bully" is uttered. Listen as we get super stoned and recap!
Joey's Wet Mom: A Conversation with the Stoner Chicks
February 08, 2024 23:13 - 1 hour - 84.4 MBHey stoners! We are thrilled to have had a chance to record with the ladies of Stoner Chicks Podcast! Listen as we make our predictions for Joey's season after watching the first 2 episodes. Stay tuned for our end-of-season recap!
The Bachelor 29x02: Thank you, Michael Bolton
February 03, 2024 21:20 - 1 hour - 87.6 MBIn this episode, Joey picks his first 1:1, a cake gets dramatically thrown on the ground, and the show gets its first decent musical guest. This episode was hilarious, and we can't wait for you to hear us give it the stoner treatment!
The Bachelor 29x01: We're Not Into Kleinburg
January 31, 2024 04:00 - 50 minutes - 70 MBJoey's season has finally begun! Fire up your doobies, grab your grinders and gummies, and get ready to watch the cute angel baby that is Joey start his dramatic journey to find love.
The Golden Wedding: Get Your Own Venue!
January 10, 2024 21:14 - 44 minutes - 60.5 MBFor the first time in the history of this franchise, an engaged couple actually gets married within a month of the finale. This wedding was basically an awards show and took place at La Quinta, home of the quarantine Bachelor seasons. Listen as we watch and judge the F out of everyone's red carpet outfits.
High for the Holidays: The Search for Brennan Elliott
December 24, 2023 16:53 - 1 hour - 89.6 MBHappy holidays, stoners! In this special episode, we attempt to find a Hallmark Christmas movie starring hunky Brennan Elliott, from our favorite Bachelor dark satire, UnReal. We searched, and we found him! Have a happy stoner holiday!
The Golden Bachelor 1x09: The Old Man Chooses
December 12, 2023 02:23 - 1 hour - 98 MBIt's the finale! In this extra long episode, Gerry picks his forever wife and cries a lot. It's a happy ending, but there is drama! Listen as we conclude this season, and stay tuned for our annual episode of High for the Holidays!
The Golden Bachelor 1x08: Brain Sex
November 24, 2023 20:13 - 1 hour - 82.4 MBIn the penultimate episode, we see how old people "knock boots." It's sex week! We are joined by Brad, who was with us on last season's fantasy suites episode, and this take is just as hilarious. Listen as we try to figure out what Gerry is really thinking with the last two contestants! Stay tuned for next week's season finale!
The Golden Bachelor 1x07: I Ain't Wedding
November 18, 2023 01:09 - 44 minutes - 61.7 MBIt's the Women Tell All! Of course these women are all BFFs and there is zero drama, except for Gerry's decision of who to send home before fantasy suites. We were legitimately shocked and angry and don't know how to handle this and there isn't enough weed in the world.
The Golden Bachelor 1x06: An Hour of Shouting with Grandma
November 10, 2023 04:36 - 28 minutes - 38.8 MBWe're back! In this episode, Gerry meets three families at the hometowns, drops the L word on two of the women, and then freezes at the rose ceremony! Gerry has cried at every one of these, and this time, he just can't do it. Stay tuned for the Women Tell All!
The Golden Bachelor: 1x05 Aquafit Horah
November 02, 2023 23:43 - 28 minutes - 39.3 MBThis episode starts off with the women doing aquafit and generally getting along super well. Gerry decides which 3 crying women he'll go home with. Next up, Hometowns!
The Golden Bachelor 1x04: All the Hanovers
October 28, 2023 18:58 - 36 minutes - 50.8 MBIn this episode, we finally see what Pickleball is all about! Log Lady Kathy continues to cause drama and the ladies play never-have-I-ever, much to our enjoyment. There are six ladies left, so stay tuned for our stoner commentary for the next episode!
The Golden Bachelor 1x03: Log Lady Vibes
October 22, 2023 17:58 - 38 minutes - 52.7 MBIn this episode, we finally are getting some DRAMA. Kathy (AKA Log Lady) has disrupted the sanctity of the household because she doesn't like when Theresa says words. We also get a talent show, balloon rides, and fancy pink dresses. Grab a joint, and join us as we get stoned for Golden Bachelor!
The Golden Bachelor 1X02: Thank you, Old People
October 18, 2023 01:45 - 47 minutes - 65.6 MBWe are back for episode two! We are not stoned enough for old people that are genuinely nice and caring to each other... plus our favorite fashun icon of all time, FRANCO LACOSTA is back and fabulous as ever! Grab a bowl and join us for this smoke sesh!
The Golden Bachelor 1x01: No, Theresa!
October 08, 2023 17:45 - 27 minutes - 37.9 MBWe're back, stoners! And this time we're getting stoned, and watching OLD MAN BACHELOR. We're on a journey to help sweet Gerry find love among the cougars. There will be heartbreak, there will be tears, and there will be a lot of botox, but we are here for it! (and are definitely not stoned enough!)
The Bachelorette 20x09: Barb and her +1 (Finale and ATFR)
September 07, 2023 23:13 - 41 minutes - 57 MBCharity's season has come to an end! While it really wasn't the most heartbreaking ending ever, we did get to meet the new bachelor (!!), get an engagement, and see BARB in the audience! Honestly that matters more than anything, and we can't wait to podcast Golden Bachelor, starting soon!! Fire up those doobies!
The Bachelorette 20x8: We're Coming For Your Yacht! (Men Tell All)
August 30, 2023 22:37 - 48 minutes - 67.3 MBIn the penultimate Men Tell All episode, Brayden steals the episode because he brought all the drama, Xavier gets emotional in the hot seat, and we finally meet Gerry! Listen as we judge all the men while super stoned, and stay tuned for the finale episode next week!
The Bachelorette 20x07: Viall Bebe
August 18, 2023 15:22 - 1 hour - 84.9 MBIt's finally sex week! Charity has 3 men left, 1 man gets dumped, but 1 OTHER man is contemplating coming back! How many men is that? Listen as we smoke the finest infused greenery while tearing this episode apart.
The Bachelorette 20x06: Get Your Own Claw
August 16, 2023 00:06 - 42 minutes - 58.9 MBWe're back from our short hiatus! Thank you for getting stoned with us again. It's the Hometown episode, and Charity meets everyone's family while everyone cries. It's all part of the mating ritual. We were legitimately shocked at who she sent home, but we'll talk about that on the Fantasy Suites episode, coming up soon!
The Bachelorette 20x05: Sweet Dips
August 04, 2023 16:03 - 54 minutes - 75.1 MBIn this episode, Charity decides which of the guys' families she wants to meet, but not before a 2:1 date with Tanner and Van Woodson, two guys we forgot were there. Heartbreak and confusion ensues, but no one sheds a tear and we are not stoned enough. We are a bit behind, so tune in for Hometowns next week!
The Bachelorette 20x04: This is Cashmere
July 21, 2023 19:49 - 1 hour - 95.3 MBThis episode marks a first for us - we somehow convinced a member of Bachelor Nation to join us on our humble podcast, Jake Ondrus from BIP Canada! Also, previous guest Jillian Wisborg! Listen as we pick apart this episode, which is full of trauma bonding, temper tantrums from Brayden, and scarves.
Deep Douchebag
July 19, 2023 06:27 - 1 hour - 94.7 MBThis week, Charity ignores all of Brayden's red flags and takes him on a date. Then, she takes another dude on a date who falls asleep. The boys dress up as Ken, and, hilariously, all have to sing. We had two special guests this episode who got super stoned with us, so tune in!
The Bachelorette 20x03: Deep Douchebag
July 19, 2023 06:27 - 1 hour - 85.2 MBThis week, Charity ignores all of Brayden's red flags and takes him on a date. Then, she takes another dude on a date who falls asleep. The boys dress up as Ken, and, hilariously, all have to sing. We had two special guests this episode who got super stoned with us, so tune in!
The Bachelorette 20x02: I Can Smell Your Religion
July 07, 2023 19:19 - 55 minutes - 76.6 MBIn episode 2, Charity has her first 1:1 date, Brayden's feathery earrings make a statement, the boys play dodgeball in Speedos, and everyone is apparently on Spring Break. Listen as we pick apart this episode while super stoned!
The Bachelorette 20x01: Van Woodson
June 30, 2023 15:36 - 1 hour - 94.7 MBWelcome back stoners! It's the 20th season of this nightmare, as we see Charity meet the 25 men who will make fools of themselves on TV. The previews promise crying, drama, running, and, of course, manufactured love. We can't wait to see this all play out as we get stoned on the finest greenery.
The Bachelor 27x11: Having Sex is the Answer
April 05, 2023 18:01 - 1 hour - 93.5 MBIt's the finale and ATFR! In this episode, we watch Zatch introduce his final two women to his family and get roasted on live TV by the women he rejected. So many tears and feels! We also get a sneak peak at Charity's season. Stay tuned for our recording to Meet the Men, and stay stoned!
The Bachelor 27x10: Heavy Demon Energy
March 29, 2023 16:22 - 1 hour - 129 MBIt's the fantasy suite episode everyone has been raving about! Zatch obsesses about Sex Week and talks about it way more than he should...to the detriment of all the women involved. We are joined by the hilarious and fashun-able Brad from the band Golden Feather, and recorded an extra long episode that we hope you all love!
The Bachelor 27x09: Women Tell All!
March 20, 2023 19:05 - 39 minutes - 54.5 MBIt's the WTA! The best episode of every season (we think, and will defend to the death) is finally here! All the women come back to air their grievances, lots of yelling ensues, Zatch sweats a lot, and the new bachelorette is revealed to everyone, including her. We were super stoned during this recording, sorry/not sorry.
The Bachelor 27x08: The Nectar of the Earth
March 20, 2023 00:30 - 52 minutes - 72.3 MBIts Hometowns! Zatch meets his final four contestants' families, and it pretty much goes exactly as we expected. Zatch is just as inarticulate as he is sweaty, and we were not stoned enough! Stay tuned for WTA!
The Bachelor 27x07: Crybaby with a Collar
March 10, 2023 20:19 - 58 minutes - 79.7 MBWe're back, stoners, and we have a special guest this episode: our dear friend Ben, President of Fannabis and Into the Weeds, the podcast! This episode features Greer, lots of crying, a mentalist, and Zatch sending multiple girls home before hometowns.
The Bachelor 27x06: Ikea Hot Tub
March 03, 2023 18:25 - 1 hour - 87.1 MBThis episode takes us to a nudist sauna, finally! Zatch has two dates, but emotions run high for Jess, who, in case you haven't heard, hasn't gotten her 1:1 yet. Zatch also nopes out several times, as is his way. Get those doobies ready!
The Bachelor 27x05: Pass the Zatchery
February 24, 2023 16:07 - 57 minutes - 79.1 MBWe have always wanted a Covid episode, and we got it! In London, Zatch takes Gabi on a princess date and Greer gets mad because tea is part of her identity. The group date leaves Zatch behind on an iPad and we get...wait for it...the first virtual rose ceremony! Listen as we get stoned and watch girls get broken up with on Zoom.
The Bachelor 27x04: Dating Jesus, What Was That Like?
February 21, 2023 05:10 - 1 hour - 82.9 MBWe're back with another episode and we've moved to the Bahamas! Zatch wears a dad shirt and asks the last reminding blond contestant out on a 1:1 date. Our boy has a type. Someone dares to mention social media, which gets them the boot. No Instagram talk allowed, only weed!
The Bachelor 27x03: Let's Get Rihanna
February 17, 2023 06:17 - 1 hour - 84.9 MBIn this episode, the women compete in the Bachelor Bowl (5) for Zatch's heart! TWO self- eliminations happen, Katie goes on the most romantic date of all time, and we finally get to see that infamous stair cry. We got real stoned in this one, so brace yourselves.
The Bachelor 27x02: Zatch the Bach
February 05, 2023 17:23 - 49 minutes - 68.5 MBWelcome back stoners! In episode 2, we get to meet this season's Justin, and boy, does she have great faces. Tahzjuan returns to judge a "bad bitch" contest, but isn't impressed with any of the women. Zatch keeps two women he doesn't seem to be interested in at all, and we can see that he's going to fake us out all season. Listen as we react to this episode while consuming the finest greenery!
The Bachelor 27x01: Zach's Piano Teacher
January 26, 2023 15:38 - 55 minutes - 75.7 MBWelcome back to the hellmouth known as the Bachelor! It's only the first episode and a girl already flipped out about not getting enough attention. She cried and it was beautiful. The contestants were all introduced, along with Sean Lowe, who can't be out in the sunlight. We got very stoned in this episode and there were many sparkly mermaid dresses.
The Bachelor 26x0: Meet the Women!
January 21, 2023 20:10 - 36 minutes - 33.6 MBIt's that time again! After a 2-month hiatus, we are back and ready to serve you all some spicy stoner commentary on everyone's favorite heteronormative toxic dating show, where nothing ever changes and the fabricated drama continues flowing. We tried our best to make these contestants seem interesting, even though they're all as bland as white chocolate. Enjoy!
High for the Holidays: Brad Chad Dad
December 25, 2022 17:09 - 39 minutes - 36.6 MBHappy holidays! We wanted to review a Christmas movie, but instead, we found a dark satire about a murderer on the set of the Bachelor! It did not disappoint, and was amazing while stoned! Have a listen, and stay tuned for our next episode!
Bachelor in Paradise 8x16: Finale Part 2 + ATFR
December 11, 2022 19:21 - 33 minutes - 30.8 MBThe madness has finally come to an end! Two couples leave paradise together and two more get engaged...but does everyone stay together? We were not prepared for how toxic and brutal the ATFR would be! Stay tuned for High for the Holidays, where we get stoned and react to bad Christmas movies.
Bachelor in Paradise 8x15: F is Forever
December 10, 2022 04:39 - 39 minutes - 36.5 MBWe're finally at part 1 of the finale and we are stoned and ready! Now that everyone is paired up, we get the last rose ceremony. The stakes are high and we see a breakup followed by a few more! Paradise ends, couples leave, and fantasy suites begin! Stay tuned for the ATFR ceremony and finale part 2!
Bachelor in Paradise 8x14: Karma Hens Are Comin'
December 05, 2022 00:49 - 51 minutes - 47.3 MBRachel and Gabby show up to share their wisdom as engaged (womp womp) women. The former Bachelorettes trash talk Logan with no regrets, Aaron and Genevieve fight about semantics yet again, and we get a Sadie Hawkins dance that sees 3 (!!) self-eliminations! Why are there so many choreographed dance sequences in this episode? We're not stoned enough!