Webkins™ Releases "Kiwi", a Scared White Duckling

OFFICIAL PRESS RELEASE

Due to the recent influx of anti-Western culture into New Zealand society, Webkins will introduce "Kiwi" to the shelves of your nearest Toyworld. We believe that our children should have an avatar that represents their interests for once! Kiwi reflects how we all see ourselves - terrified, white and dejectred.

When enjoying Kiwi, please keep Kiwi as pristine and white as possible, with the exception of the beautiful pink dimples. When not enjoying Kiwi, he will entertain himself bathed in the carnage of any sufficiently advanced online gaming experience, or by watching YouTube videos about "race realism."

Add-ons for Kiwi include blue eye dye, a blond wig, and a GoPro camera for hours of life stream fun with family and friends! If any issues arise, we recommend reaching out to Facebook directly. Let them deal with all that bullshit