Red Wigs Tell Mo Tales

We're back! Rested, recharged and ready to rage.

Dead men tell no tales, but we sure do. Pirates be damned, we're coming for Snapchat, Texas, Danny Masterson, and if your name happens to be Casey this week, buckle up. 

Also, we lumber towards the Bachelor finish line, drag a Yelp troll who needs to delete her account and manage to talk about the wonder that is Chrissy Teigan yet again.

Arg, mateys, there be rough waters ahead but chart a course with us. A wigs life for ye! Rum!