All I Want for Christmas is Wigs (and You)

Jolly merridays, Wigs! It's been a whole month since we got topical on your asses, so you better believe it gets really real this week. We dug into our stockings looking for gifts and wound up with a whole lot of coal in the form of the Golden Globes, Roy Moore, Morrissey, Josh Homme and everyone's favorite Christmas treat, jury duty! But stay with us because there is some pure holiday magic in the form of an itch scratch devoted to a timeless Christmas song, a Second Opinion listener request and a reading from none other than Betty White herself. (Okay, fine, we don't have Betty herself, but we do have her musings!) Pour yourself some egg nog (with ice) and settle in... this is Wigs & Wice!