Wicked Awkward M@ssholes

Strange Behaviors

This is our final episode friends. I think I can confidently speak for both us when I say that while we are in love with this podcast, we both have outgrown it for now and need a desperate break, so we can focus on other projects we're excited about. Hopefully, we'll come back during another time, maybe we'll post sporadically, but for now, this is “see ya later”. We'll keep you in the loop if anything changes. Thank you so much for all of your support during this last 4 years, we love you ...

We're Manic Today

Let's talk about some sensitive shit, weird shit, the shit that matters, and shit that has to do with an unstable Santa. Hello, Privilege. It's Me, Chelsea. Available on Netflix (2019) A documentary directed by Alex Stapleton and starring Chelsea Handler. The premise revolves around examining the concept of white privilege. Sorry About the Demon (2022) available on Shudder. A young man struggling with a broken heart learns that his new place is full of restless spirits. Hidden Figures (20...

As She Beats Her Hand

Dear listeners, dark humor is how Man and I cope. At no point will we ever condone any violence, ever.  Please don't ever take our dark humor for our actual beliefs. We speak freely on this podcast and say things in the moment that are fucked up, it's our way of dealing with issues before we have time to process, then we find ourselves reflecting after the show. Certain beliefs and ideals were instilled in us by earlier generations and society and we are working diligently to change that wit...

A Flop and an Ick

Hi friends! Welcome back to another week of WAM! Kaleidoscope (2022) available on Netflix. A master thief and his crew attempt an epic heist worth $7 billion, but betrayal, greed and other threats undermine their plans. The Menu (2022) available on HBOMAX. The film, penned by Will Tracy and Seth Reiss, "focuses on a young couple who visits an exclusive destination restaurant on a remote island where the acclaimed chef has prepared a lavish tasting menu, along with some shocking surprise."D...

She's Schmidt-ten!

People, she's done done it!!!!! Manda has begun New Girl and she fucking loves it! Also, has binging movies and tv shows desensitized us to entertainment? Should we be taking TV tolerance breaks? The Pale Blue Eye (2022) available on Netflix. Veteran detective Augustus Landor investigates a series of grisly murders with the help of a young cadet who will eventually go on to become the world-famous author Edgar Allan Poe. M3GAN (2022) available in theaters. M3GAN is a marvel of artificial i...

Bamboozled!

We're jumping right in guys! The Invitation (2022) available on Netflix. After the death of her mother and having no other known relatives, Evie (Nathalie Emmanuel) takes a DNA test and discovers a long-lost cousin she never knew she had. Invited by her newfound family to a lavish wedding in the English countryside, Evie's at first seduced by the sexy aristocratic host (Thomas Doherty). However, she's soon thrust into a nightmare of survival as she uncovers twisted secrets about her family ...

There's A Malfoy Behind It!

Happy-Belated-Holidays, and Welcome all to 2023! The New Year greeted Jo with a bang, 3/4s of the family was sick AF, but hey, we persevered and we're here. Man made it through unscathed...congratulations! She's All That (1999) available on Netflix. The Fast and The Furious (2001) available on peacock 2Fast 2Furious (2003) available on peacock The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006) available on HBOMax Mona Lisa Smile (2003) available on Netflix. Katherine Watson (Julia Roberts) is a ...

We're Done With LOL's

I'm awkward and I don't care...lol Wounds (2019) available on HULU. Disturbing and mysterious things begin to happen to a bartender in New Orleans after he picks up a phone left behind at his bar.  Psychological horror film written and directed by Babak Anvari, in his English language debut, and starring Armie Hammer, Dakota Johnson, and Zazie Beetz. The film is based on the novella The Visible Filth by Nathan Ballingrud. The Innocents (2021) available on Shudder. During the bright Nordic ...

HE'S ENGLISH!!!!?

Go to Mary Anne's Diner in Salem, NH! A BLT is not a FULL sandwich! Bacon is a side meat, not a main meat! Sasquacht petting a raccoon...that's it. Bullet Train (2022) available on Netflix. Five assassins aboard a swiftly-moving bullet train find out that their missions have something in common. Directed by David Leith. Starring Brad Pitt, Bad Bunny, Joey King, Aaron Taylor-Johnson.  Casey Anthony: An American Murder Mystery (2017) available on Discovery + A three-episode expose into the 2...

On the other side of Comedy...

I've said before and I'll say the fuck again...GO WATCH NEW GIRL ON NETFLIX!!! This is a short and sad one guys, so bare with us!   I Am Vanessa Guillen (2022) available on Netflix. Stationed at Fort Hood, Texas, U.S. Army soldier Vanessa Guillen tells her mother she is being sexually harassed before being murdered by a fellow soldier. Pygmy by Chuck Palaniuck (2009) A gang of adolescent terrorists, a spelling bee, and a terrible plan masquerading as a science project: This is Operation Ha...

Lady No Lids

HELLo tHERE and Welcome Back! The English (2022) available on Prime. A woman (Emily Blunt) seeks revenge on the man she sees as responsible for the death of her son in 1890 with the help of Eli Whipp (Chaske Spencer). Ali Wong : Don Wong (2022) available on Netflix. Just in time for Valentine's Day, the comic reveals her wildest fantasies, the challenges of monogamy and how she really feels about single people. Smile (2022) available to rent or buy. After witnessing a bizarre, traumatic i...

Anchors Aweigh!!!

Destiny 2, tattoos, and rock shows, OH MY!!! Sadly, missed Atreyu, but we got to see our homies in Black Veil Brides, Motionless In White, and Ice Nine Kills, as always it was epic! Thank you Tik Tok for making these bands trend!!! Terrifier (2016) On Halloween night, Tara Heyes finds herself as the obsession of a sadistic murderer known as Art the Clown. Terrifier 2 (2022) After being resurrected by a sinister entity, Art the Clown returns to the timid town of Miles County where he targe...

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WoodChipper > Everything

It truly does feel good to be back to the ol' shenanigans. So, let's jump in, the waters are murky! The Good Nurse 2022 (Netflix) based on a true and terrifying story, an infamous caregiver (Eddie Redmayne) is implicated in the deaths of hundreds of hospital patients. Also starring Jessica Chastain. Enola Holmes 2 2022 (Netflix) Now a detective-for-hire, Enola Holmes (Millie Bobby Brown) takes on her first official case to find a missing girl as the sparks of a dangerous conspiracy ignite ...

Put Your Whole P*ssy into It!

Fahm...We're Back!!! A week late, because clearly there was a price to pay for all that much needed time off and great adventures. Regardless, come sit with us, grab a snack, get comfy as we tell you all about Vegas, Halloween Horror Nights Orlando, the many haunted houses in NH that Manda-lorian visited, the best halloween show hosted at Wally's Pub at Hampton beach, and trick or treating with the kiddos! It feels good to be back, we hope you missed us because we miss you all of you!

It’s a -philia

Friends! We will be taking a short break from recording and will be back in November. We have a lot going on this month between full time jobs and some needed vacations and fun, but fear not, follow us on FB and IG @wam617 for daily post and updates! Let us lead you down the road of all things ick and swoon and straight up nasty and disturbing. La Scuola Cattolica (The Catholic School-2021) available on Netflix. In late September 1975, a renowned Catholic school in Rome for sheltered, uppe...

Therapist Have Never Been Working Harder!

First person POV vs Third person POV when reading...does it matter? Also, is reading dark romances/smut ruining us? Are we really out here trying to breed with demons and masked toxic men? SOS!!! The Boy (2016) available on Netflix. An American nanny (Lauren Cohen) is shocked that her new English family's boy is actually a life-sized doll. After she violates a list of strict rules, disturbing events make her believe that the doll is really alive. Wytches by Scott Snyder. Everything you tho...

I Stayed for the Characters

First of all, does screen size matter? What makes an experience when watching a movie or show? The sound, the environment, the snacks? Second, let's psychoanalyze ADHD as non-professionals, we know overstimulation can affect many people, but what about when it helps your focus? Some might not understand, but the more noise the better for Jo, just don't touch her. Her brain just can concentrate and absorb anything unless chaos is happening. Now that that's out of the way, let's get to it: ...

System Overload!

Piece of advice: only dye your wedding dress with those you trust, and when an influencer you follow and admire follows you back...COMPOSE YOURSELF! Now, back to our regularly scheduled program. Samaritan (2022) available on Prime. Starring Sylvester Stallone, Dasha Polanco, and Javon "Wanna" Walton. A young boy learns that a superhero who was thought to have gone missing after an epic battle twenty years ago may in fact still be around. The Patient (2022) available on HULU. Starring Stev...

Trashing Tatum

It's been a while since I've given you guys some hospital stories, so we start there! Now let's go! Echoes (2022) available on Netflix. starring Michelle Monaghan, Matt Bomer, Michael O'Neill, Jonathan Tucker, Daniel Sunjata. Leni and Gina are identical twins who have secretly swapped their lives since they were children, culminating in a double life as adults, but one of the sisters goes missing and everything in their perfectly schemed world turns into chaos. Trainwreck: Woodstock '99 (2...

I did it for DAVE!

'Sup Bitches! Let's step into this right away. Not Okay (2022) available on HULU, starring Zoey Deutch, Mia Isaac, Dylan O'Brien. A misguided young woman who is desperate for friends and fame fakes a trip to Paris to update her social media presence. A terrifying incident takes place in the real world, which becomes a part of the imaginary trip and offers all she wants. Day Shift (2022) available on Netflix, starring Jamie Foxx, Dave Franco, Meagan Good, Snoop Dogg, Karla Souza, Steve Howe...

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Feed the Zombies

Fellow friends and mighty followers....this is probably our worst sounding episode to date! This is our life from here forth...Welcome to Wicked Awkward Reverb, bitches! Firstly, A Goofy Movie is superior in Disney...fight us! Secondly, there's a Gen Z version of Harry Potter out there! Thirdly, BOOK HAUL!!!!! Jo: Beautiful Bastard by Christine Lauren, Wuthering Heights by Emily Bronte, Call of the Wild by Jack London, The Portrait of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde, Violet Made of Thorns by Gin...

Me Cago en la Madre

Hey all!!!!! Some good shit today for you guys! The Dark and Wicked (2020) on Shudder. On a secluded farm in a nondescript rural town, a man is slowly dying. His family gathers to mourn, and soon a darkness grows, marked by waking nightmares and a growing sense that something evil is taking over the family. Something is Killing the Children graphic novel (2020) When the children of Archer's Peak begin to go missing, everything seems hopeless. The few children that return alive have terrib...

Fear for the Babes

Where will the future lead WAM? Who the hell knows with these microphones. Umma (2022) available on Netflix starring Sandra Oh and Five Stewart, Amanda and her daughter live a quiet life on an American farm, but when the remains of her estranged mother arrive from Korea, Amanda becomes haunted by the fear of turning into her own mother. Black Bird (2022) available on Apple TV+ starring Taron Egerton, Greg Kinnea, Ray Lotta, created by author Dennis Lehane (Shutter Island, Gone Girl Gone). ...

About that Wingspan...

A quick revisit to the ACOTAR series now that Man has read it. The gist...she loves it. Gold Digger (2019) available on AMC+ Wealthy 60-year old Julia (Julia Day) falls in love with Benjamin (Ben Barnes), a man 26-years her junior. Julia may have finally found the happiness she's always deserved, but Benjamin, as suspected by her family, might be attracted more to her money than Julia herself.  Where the Crawdads Sing (2022) available in theaters. Abandoned as a girl, Kya (Daisy Edge Jones...

Innies and Outties

Hello friends! First, a lesson in anatomy and physiology. Mad God a film by Phil Tippett available on Shudder. (part 2/3) Mad God is an experimental animated film where a corroded diving bell descends amidst a ruined city and the Assassin emerges from it to explore a labyrinth of bizarre landscapes inhabited by freakish denizens. The Boys season 3 PHENOMENAL!!!!!! available on Prime Stranger Things S4 vol 1 was meh Stranger Things S4 vol 2 MASTER OF PUPPETS AND EDDIE MUNSON! 'NUFF SAID!!!...

Ewww, Ethan!

Our sound is holding strong, so quick before it goes to shit again!!! The Bear (2022) available on HULU. A young chef from the fine dining world returns to Chicage to run his family's sandwich shop. Starring Jeremy Allen White, Ebon Moss-Bachrach, Ayo Edebiri.  Dashcam (2021) available for rent on prime or Apple TV. Two friends embark on a horror-fueled road trip and livestream the most terrifying night of their lives. The Black Phone (2022) available in theaters. After being abducted by ...

This is Gonna Be Greaaat!!

We think we got it this time! We're down to one microphone, but fuck it. The Summer I Turned Pretty (2022) available on prime video. A love triangle between one girl (Lola Tung) and two brothers (Christopher Briney & Gavin Caselegno). A story about first love, first heartbreak, and the magic of that one perfect summer. Also starring Jackie Chung, Rachel Blanchard and Sean Kaufman. Revealer (2022) available on Shudder. Tensions rise when a stripper and a religious protester are trapped toge...

This is Gonna Be Greaaat!!

We think we got it this time! We're down to one microphone, but fuck it. The Summer I Turned Pretty (2022) available on prime video. A love triangle between one girl (Lola Tung) and two brothers (Christopher Briney & Gavin Caselegno). A story about first love, first heartbreak, and the magic of that one perfect summer. Also starring Jackie Chung, Rachel Blanchard and Sean Kaufman. Revealer (2022) available on Shudder. Tensions rise when a stripper and a religious protester are trapped toge...

Wire Hangers Ain't It

'sup bitcheees! Let's go! Ambulance (2022) available on Peacock Premium. The plot? Two robbers steal an ambulance after their heist goes awry. Starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II. This is just another heist movie, like all others...directed by none other than...Michael-fucking-Bay... Dirty Little Secret (2022) starring Melissa Joan Hart, Lizzie Boys, Sean Kuling. We follow Lucy (Boys) who has been painfully isolated from her peers for years. She refuses to let anyone near her h...

That Third Eye Bullshit

Howdy motherfuckers! Yes, we're gross, no we don't need help....thanks. First off, what does Sarah J. Maas have to do with Jo's first time dissociating? Continue listening to find out...  A Court of Thorne and Roses A Court of Mist and Fury A Court of Wings and Ruin A Court of Frost and Starlight by Sara J. Maas. We follow Feyre as she adjust to life on the Faerie Lands of Prythian in the Spring Court under the reign of the handsome High Lord Tamlin. We soon follow her through her transiti...

Snookie Waterhouse?

We continue the fun with some bangers! But first we reminisce... Tokyo Vice (2022) Jake Adelstein (Ansel Elgort), an American journalist, plugs into the Tokyo Vice police squad and descends into the neon underbelly of Tokyo. Also staring Ken Watanabe. Available on HBO Max.  A Court of Thorn and Roses by Sarah J. Maas. When nineteen-year-old huntress Feyre kills a wolf in the woods, a terrifying creature arrives to demand retribution. Dragged to a treacherous magical land she knows about on...

TRIGGER WARNING!

HAPPY 150TH EPISODE TO US! Thank you to our listeners and followers for sticking with us! We do this for you, mostly for us, but still for you! We begin with stories from the ICU, making new friends, Man's orgi dreams and what happens to our TBR books after we die. Jo's book haul includes The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E Schwab, Corrupt by Penelope Douglas, Maybe Someday Colleen Hoover, The Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood, Sick Fux by Tillie Cole. We begin with Man's experience w...

It's Puberty

Let's start off on the wrong foot this week, yeah?! The Northman available to rent on Apple TV and Amazon (2022) We follow a young Viking prince on his quest to avenge his father's murder. From visionary director Robert Eggers, starring Alexander Skarsgard, Nicole Kidman, Ethan Hawke, Anya Taylor-Joy, Willem Dafoe and many more. FireStarter available on Peacock (2022) Directed by Keith Thomas inspired by the Stephen King novel of the same name, a young girl (Ryan Kiera Armstrong) tries to ...

F*ck Stars Hollow

Another week, another episode...we're getting there my friends. The Twin available on Shudder (2022) "In the aftermath of a tragic accident that killed their son, Rachel (Teresa Palmer) and Anthony (Steven Cree) decide to move to the other side of the world and focus on their surviving twin son Elliot (Tristan Ruggeri). What begins as a time of healing and isolation in the Scandinavian countryside turns into a desperate battle for the very soul of their child..."--Rotten Tomatoes Letterken...

It had to Cum Eventually...

My guys...the sound quality...again! Now, let talk about the 30 minutes of 365 Days: This Day, that Jo watched. Available on Netflix (2022) Laura (Anna-Maria Sieklucka) and Massimo (Michele Morrone) are back, but Massimo's family ties and a mysterious man bidding for Laura's heart complicate the lovers' lives. IMBD rated this soft core porn a 2.5/10 and Jo doesn't rate it any different. Conversations with a Killer: The John Wayne Gary Tapes (2022) available on Netflix. Never-before-heard a...

The Queen does Coke up the Wazoo!

Happy Mother's Day!  First, our 2 cents on the Depp v. Heard trial and all the viral videos flooding TikTok.  Followed by the absolute bullshit topic of overturning Roe v. Wade and letting you know how joining The Satanic Temple might be a good idea in order for women to keep our rights over OUR bodies. Let's jump in! Bad Bunny is out here doing big fucking things. Benito has not only released this summers banger album, but also the quick mention of him taking on a MCU role. Fantastic Bea...

Anxious Nipples

Welcome back everyone to a wonderful week with WAM! Once again, we apologize for our fickle sound quality. We understand the reverb, echoing and sometimes odd static can be very annoying, but please bare with us. We're reaching out for help, and hopefully will come to a solution soon. If anyone has any advice, please tell us! To begin, I, Jo went on a memorable vacation to Disney/Universal Studios with the family. If you have any questions, please ask! I made all the mistakes and have some...

On Dad's D**k

So many feels and so much MCU! CODA (2021) available on Apple TV. Ruby Rossi is a CODA (Child Of a Deaf Adult) she is the only hearing. person in her deaf family. When the family's fishing business is threatened, Ruby finds herself torn between pursuing her passion and  abandoning her parents. Starring Emilia Jones, Marlee Matlin ,Troy Kotsur, and Daniel Durant. Three time Oscar winner for Best Motion Picture of the Year, Best Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role and Best Adapted Sc...

Mom Sees Ghosts

It ain't good folks, it ain't good. Check yourself before pressing play on this one. From mental health issues like depression, dissociation, and suicide to consuming blood, it's all about the scary stuff in this weeks episode. So let's get into it. The Girl from Plainville (2022) available on Hulu with new episodes airing on Wednesdays. The tragic love story of Michelle Carter (Elle Fanning) and Conrad Roy (Colton Ryan). The mini series walks us through Conrad's "CoCo" suicide, Michelle's...

Impregnated with Emotions

What did she say? FIDDY? Make me wanna smack a bish!! A very brief update on The Dirty Job, after Man fills us in on Chewy's bathroom habits and we dive in. Here we go!!! Shang-Chi and the Legends of the Ten Rings (2021) on Disney+.  Shang-Chi, aka Shaun (Simu Liu), the master of weaponry-based Kung Fu, is forced to confront his past after being drawn into the Ten Rings organization along with his friend Katy (Awkwafina). This masterpiece is full of vibrant colors, fluid movements and beaut...

Speak to me Papi!

This week on WAM, Jo contemplates ASMR for a mili second, then quickly changes her mind. Story time follows! Now let's get into it! Windfall (2022) on Netflix. A thief (Jason Segel) takes his time breaking into a home with the intent to steal a few things. When the home owners (Lili Collins and Jesse Plemons) unexpectedly arrive, it quickly turns into the most awkward kidnapping where any offer is on the table. Bad Vegan: Fame. Fraud. Fugitives. (2022) also on Netflix. After marrying a my...

This Is Not Going Well...

So we got into Jo's stash of edibles and things are not okay. Man swore Delta-8 doesn't affect her "that way" ...you just wait. Available on Disney+ Turning Red is about 13 year old Meilin who finds herself turning into a physical red panda when her emotions get the best of her due to her ancestors association with red panda (a euphemism for not only getting your period for the first time, but also learning how to control your emotions and accepting all parts of yourself). Taking place in t...

Love Tunnel Things

As always, welcome back!!! First, I'd like to thank the wonderful people out there who gave us some constructive criticism ...thaaaankssss....we're trying to be better. Also, go get some Diet Smoke. Jo went hard with yet another book haul: mangas 1-6 for Jujutsu Kaisen, Itachi's story: Daylight and Midnight, The Fear by Natasha Preston, and Sweeny Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street. The Boys Presents: Diabolical is a 2022 animated TV anthology series available on Prime. Written by Garth...

The Father of Red Flags

Excuse me for burping! And poor Man couldn't help but short circuit for a minute there. Hilarious! Let us begin with The Sanatorium by Sarah Pearse and while the pace of the book was wonderful and kept our favorite bibliophile intrigued enough for her to rate it a 3/5, it was a fallacy! False advertisement at its finest, promising a more loaded version of The Shining and to Manda's disappointment, the lack of ghosties just peeved her.  I fill Manda in on the final season of Power on STAR...

Even the Baby Glows

Hi all!!! This week we began discussing the wonderful weather we've been blessed with, but then the conversation turned into story time with Jo that lead to a brief mention to how scientist are questioning if women have the ability impregnate themselves, so exciting! Let's start with Man and Jo's birthday celebration extravaganza!!! Which consisted of pedicures, piercings, and a mighty book haul. We both picked up Anatomy a Love Story by Dana Shwartz. Man added to her stack Stalking Jack t...

He was in Tighty-Whities!

Man brought in baby pictures and JESUS, I deserved jail time for looking at those! I am glad to skip the jail time so let's move on: On this week's episode, we are left confused by Power of the Dog on Netflix. Directed by Jane Campion, this 1920's western stars Benedict Cumberbatch, Kirsten Dunst, and Jesse Plemons. George (Plemons) marries Rose (Dunst), and Phil (Cumberbatch) is not okay with any of it. (Full of SPOILERS!) Man was left bored, wondering when the movie was going to end, but ...

Mother F*cker, Can You Land a Bullet?

Have you actually ever listened to the Smooth Criminal lyrics? Go do it! Also, did ya'll catch that Halftime show?! Jo was in fact correct! From 2003 to 2014, 50 Cent was a part of Shady Records. Fifty left the label in 2014, but he and Eminem still remained close friends! Now, let's dive into our main topics: Man walks us through Antlers on HBOMax based on a short story written by Nick Antosca (The Quiet Boy) about a boy and the darkness that surrounds him and his family. Directed by Scott...

Stealing the Tiddie Bar

There's nothing we love more than a good book, but a non-fiction book? Man tries to convince Jo about the fascination of non-fiction reads like The Girls of Atomic City: The Untold Story of the Women Who Helped Win World War ll by Denise Kiernan, while Jo entices Man with the Dead Asleep documentary (HULU). Man then takes a turn to discuss We Need to Talk About Cosby (Showtime) gross!!!Then we wrap it up with Ozark (Netflix). Find us on all podcasting platform every Wednesday!