Why We Get Schwasty
14 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 3 years ago -Why do any of us get schwasty? And what does that even mean? No, really...does anyone know?
Join three fools, Ronan, Felipe & Fergus, on a journey of discovery, unravelling the mysteries of the universe, from bizarre cults to the musical entertainment in Jabba's Palace. Join them as they hopelessly try to answer that burning question in all of our hearts, through half-witted anecdotes and marginally comical stories.
Can you help them in their futile quest to answer the question, why DO we get schwasty?
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Episodes
Guest ep 4 w/ Toby ! : Jelly belly and the 6ft snake sub, Elvis Alf, Appleton
May 07, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 70.8 MBIt's a tale as old as time. Man sees 6 ft novelty sandwich. Man eats 6 ft novelty sandwich. Is it really so wrong? Figure it out for yourself as we debate the matter with special guest Toby. What would Watt Tambor do? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Guest ep 3 w/ Aaron: AquaLAD, wookie cookies & gungan style.
April 22, 2021 23:00 - 54 minutes - 61.8 MB3rd best friend of the show Aaron is here to save us all from our certain fate. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Guest ep 2 w/ Connor! : C3PO's evil twin, Vader's prosthetic balls
April 15, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 82.4 MBJoin us, weary travelers, as we finally go full tilt and spend the whole hour talking Star Wars. Joining us as our guest, Connor, makes his case for Attack of the Clones as the greatest of the Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars. Star Wars? Star Wars. Star Wars. Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars Star Wars shit yourself Star Wars. Huh? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1st guest ep w/ Bliss! : God machine & and the return of the Jizz wailers
April 08, 2021 23:00 - 59 minutes - 68.6 MBJoin us this week as we welcome our first guest to the podcast, Bliss Jennings! As Bliss treks the shwasteland with us, we discuss messianic tables, the stink poles of London, and uncover a hidden conspiracy about an old friend... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Yelling at Cats, Area 51 & Max Rebo Returns...
April 01, 2021 23:00 - 1 hour - 73.6 MBThe boys round off meme season with 2019, a year many remember as the one before last. Naruto Running into Area 51, Shouting at a Cat, and Old Town Road, plus the customary Wookieepedia and Recommendations. Welcome to the show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Harambe, the Fish Brothel & John Cena on the Astral Plane
March 19, 2021 00:01 - 1 hour - 68.9 MB"Quick, kid, I don't have much time. You gotta listen to me. In the year 2020, there's gonna be a-" -Harambe's final words, may he rest in the peace that the rest of us were denied. Continuing the saga of memes the boys discuss the year 2015, along with a certain Fishy Taxi Thug and his questionable stance on slavery. Oh, and there's another important point of discussion. It's a man, I think. But I just... can't... see him. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Rock Wizard, Alf's Reindeer & Memeology Pt.3
March 12, 2021 00:00 - 57 minutes - 66.3 MBAll our friends are out living their best lives and we're just here (Jedi) masturbating. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Squid Lake, Nazi Cats & Memeology pt.2
March 05, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 76.8 MBHi. We're Why We Get Schwasty. We're contacting you today in regards to the Podcast that we recently uploaded. This week, Fergus details a truly Hhnnngghh situation, and gives us the perfect meme to capture the emotion of the moment. We go through some memes from the long lost days of 2007, including fascist felines, a bomb in a school, and uhh... a cup. And then it turns out that the galaxy could have been spared thirty years of tyranny, if only Squid Opera was a little more engaging. ...
Max Rebo & the Jizz-Wailers, Memeology Pt.1
February 26, 2021 13:00 - 58 minutes - 67 MBMemes. The DNA of the soul. What is a meme? Are we memes? Is society a meme? It's a difficult question, and the only way to answer it is to start at the beginning. This episode begins our series on the history of memes, starting from the year 12,000 BC, and working forward from there. Then for the main event. The music scene of our favourite galaxy far, far away is vibrant and hilarious. Are you a Figrin Fan or a Max Rebo Stan? What exactly is a Jizz Wailer, and what does it have to do wit...
The Virgin New Adventures
February 19, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 70.6 MBIn which we discuss Virgin Media's bizarre but fascinating attempt to continue the saga of Doctor Who beyond its 1989 cancellation, and the age old debate of Wombs vs Looms. Meanwhile in outer space, some middle-aged bug people attend a spin class and break through the fabric of spacetime. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Big String
February 12, 2021 00:00 - 1 hour - 74.3 MBHave you ever heard the tragedy of Big String, the dropped? Join us as we tackle the week's big questions in an increasingly futile attempt to answer THE big question: Just why do we get shwasty? Topics this week include the Snapewives of tumblr, the mystery of the Meatlump King and of course our priceless recommendations. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
No Smoking.
February 05, 2021 00:00 - 55 minutes - 63.7 MBA trek through the shwasteland forces our hosts to think long and hard about a certain moral dilemma unearthed on r/hobbydrama, and R2D2 proves once again he's the king of cool. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome Friends
January 29, 2021 00:10 - 43 minutes - 50.2 MBIn which we three merry fellows (Felipe, Fergus and Ronan) tackle life's big questions, in search of an answer to the biggest question of them all: Why DO we get schwasty? What does that even mean, "schwasty"? According to Urban Dictionary it's just a fun word for if you're really drunk, but we think it goes deeper than that. It says something about the human condition, about the struggles we face and our capacity to endure. Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Maybe one day we'll fi...
Trailer
January 25, 2021 12:15 - 46 seconds - 916 KBThis the trailer for 'Why we get schwasty'. A little sneak peek of what's coming up in the season :) Enjoy! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.