A discussion of British bankers who bake quickly goes off the rails. Clint and Chris rank which countries are the best at banking, baking, and lovemaking. Clint claims there are five moves that most people use for a quality bedroom session. Chris reveals he only has one. A sound is made that you cannot unhear. An attempt at a serious discussion (the Inland Port protests) is quickly shot down. A man in Iowa has his basement fill up with five inches of slaughterhouse waste. Auburn University attempts to change their logo and reveals the great hoax of consultants. And for Hero or Not Hero: the consulting industry.