Why Is Your Bottom So Dirty?
37 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 14 ratingsThis is either an improvised comedy podcast with guest comedians, or something way more serious is going on. Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares (comedians Luke McQueen and Lou Sanders) interrogate their guests’ emotional well-being, the only way they know how… through their butts.
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Episodes
36. Timothy (Brett Goldstein)
September 02, 2022 08:00 - 26 minutes - 29.9 MBIn the final episode of the series, Head Teacher Timothy joins us down the line. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Brett Goldstein. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
35. Clyde (Bobby Mair)
August 26, 2022 08:00 - 29 minutes - 33.7 MBIt’s another case for Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares, and there’s no way of Clyding the smell. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Bobby Mair. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
34. Ahir (Mark Silcox)
August 19, 2022 06:36 - 32 minutes - 36.7 MBComedian Ahir Shah didn’t know he had a smelly bottom. Claire Cares and Dr Benjamin Jones try to cure it. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Mark Silcox. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
33. Helen (Harriet Kemsley)
August 12, 2022 08:00 - 28 minutes - 32.9 MBWhere could Helen Smellen’s mother be? Dr Benjamin Jones will Google it. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Harriet Kemsley. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
32. Tina (Chloe Petts)
August 05, 2022 08:00 - 28 minutes - 33 MBTina Burt Reynolds is having an identity crisis in this week's smelly episode. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Chloe Petts. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
31. Martin (Nathan Foad)
July 29, 2022 03:00 - 33 minutes - 38.7 MBAfter a 3 year break, Claire Cares and Dr Benjamin Jones are back on the airwaves cleaning up filthy bots. And stinking up the new series is Martin Pickles. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Nathan Foad. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Why Is Your Bottom So Dirty? – Trailer
July 25, 2022 03:00 - 1 minute - 1.41 MBClaire Cares and Dr Benjamin Jones are back on the airwaves from Friday 29 July. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30. Martyne (Katy Wix)
January 28, 2019 03:00 - 27 minutes - 38.3 MBIn what is probably the final episode, Martyne Mixture asks Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares for their help to cure her bigger fear. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Katy Wix. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
29. Susan (Jenny Bede)
January 21, 2019 04:00 - 27 minutes - 38.3 MBSusan Spielberg (no relation) talks about her love of running (not that kind) and tells a beautiful story (about a mouse) in this fascinating case. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Jenny Bede. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28. Ruth (Rose Johnson)
January 14, 2019 03:00 - 36 minutes - 50.5 MBSomeone call the cops! There's a potential criminal in the studio. Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares try to stop Ruth from going to jail. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Rose Johnson. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27: Alexa (Camille Ucan)
January 07, 2019 03:00 - 23 minutes - 32.1 MBAlexa, provide a patient for Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares – and make it a sweaty one, please. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Camille Ucan. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
26: Pil Pil (Kat Bond)
December 17, 2018 04:00 - 24 minutes - 33.1 MBIt’s not just Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares dishing out advice this week, their guest, Pil Pil Jones, offers some tips, too. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Kat Bond. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25. Nigel (Tony Law)
December 10, 2018 03:00 - 30 minutes - 42.6 MBCaptain Nigel Bikebiff joins Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares in the studio today, and he's not afraid to talk about his earthy issues. Can they clean him up? Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Tony Law. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
24: John (Tom Allen)
December 03, 2018 04:00 - 26 minutes - 36.4 MBDoes John Adams really need any help? It's difficult to tell. Still, Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares attempt to get to the bottom of his issues. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Tom Allen Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
23: Chips (Michael Legge)
November 26, 2018 03:00 - 21 minutes - 30.1 MBIn another curious case Chips Twenty has many deeply disturbing – and potentially life-threatening – family issues. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Michael Legge. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
22: Joseph (Stuart Laws)
November 19, 2018 03:00 - 22 minutes - 31.2 MBHas a Soviet dictator risen from the dead? Of course not, you idiot, it's the unfortunately named Joseph Starling under the care of Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Stuart Laws. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21: Deirdre (Beattie Edmondson)
November 12, 2018 03:00 - 22 minutes - 30.8 MBIt's two patients for the price of one this week as Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares try to get to the bottom of a mysterious pregnancy. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Beattie Edmondson. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
20: Ken (Phil Wang)
November 05, 2018 00:00 - 38 minutes - 52.3 MBDr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares are back for a new season, with new guests, a new intro and the same odour. Their first patient – robotics industry professional Ken Himomito – proves to be a spineless customer. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Phil Wang. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
19: Phillip (John Kearns)
July 16, 2018 02:10 - 32 minutes - 30.2 MBIt's the last episode of the series, and there's not one, not three but TWO doctors in the house. Dr Phillip Drygate seeks help from Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares. We'll be back with more episodes later in the year. Stay clean. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and John Kearns. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
18: Jonas (David Elms)
July 09, 2018 02:00 - 24 minutes - 22.8 MBWhat a tale – or should we say 'tail' – naughty little pig Jonas has to tell in this episode. Certainly a stinky case for Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and David Elms. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
17: Cyril / Tony (Julian Deane)
July 02, 2018 02:00 - 29 minutes - 27.2 MBIt's difficult to tell who this guest is: is it Cyril or Tony? The most relaxed, giddy and coffee-breaky episode yet for Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Julian Deane. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
16: Carmel (Patrick Turpin)
June 25, 2018 02:00 - 29 minutes - 27.4 MBIt’s time for another episode… Not that this week’s guest would know that. Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares solve this one speedily. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Patrick Turpin. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15: Flitwick (Lucy Pearman)
June 18, 2018 03:00 - 27 minutes - 25.1 MBIn a WIYBSD first, this week's guest is a dog. Genuinely. Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares are on hand to sniff the mutt's butt and try to solve his family issues. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Lucy Pearman (and Bernard the dog). Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14: Jennifer (Freya Parker)
June 11, 2018 03:00 - 30 minutes - 28.3 MBDoes Jennifer Hepher have an issue with cats? Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares discover a worrying past as they try to investigate. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Freya Parker. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
13: Sara (Sara Pascoe)
May 28, 2018 03:00 - 26 minutes - 24.5 MBReal life celebrity Sara Pascoe joins Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares in the studio this week, and she’s brought a whole pile of stinking issues with her. But the real question is: who’s going to eat those snacks on the stairs? Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Sara Pascoe. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
12: Barry (Alistair Green)
May 18, 2018 04:00 - 23 minutes - 21.9 MBA Royal Wedding special! This week's guest is Royal Family obsessive, Barry. He has a strong voice, an unhealthy hobby and a very smelly bot bot. Thankfully, Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares are on hand to clean it up. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Alistair Green. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11: Oooooh (Evelyn Mok)
May 13, 2018 16:30 - 19 minutes - 17.9 MBIs Oooooh real? Is she a character? Or is she a shape-shifter deviant? Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares attempt to get the bottom of the situation in another classic episode. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Evelyn Mok. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
10: Nancy (Gabby Best)
May 06, 2018 16:30 - 31 minutes - 28.5 MBA shocking case this week, as Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares find there's a positive charge coming from their patient's rear end. This episode was recorded at Electric Avenue Studios. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Gabby Best. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9: Philippa (Holly Burn)
April 29, 2018 16:30 - 25 minutes - 23.8 MBUh oh, Dr Benjamin Jones is in a jam, so Claire Cares takes on this week’s case – potential arsonist Philippa – solo. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Holly Burn. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8: Todd (Ed Gamble)
April 22, 2018 16:30 - 28 minutes - 25.9 MBTrainee butcher and former advertising boss Todd is this week's smelly bottom. Claire Cares has some difficulty drinking tea. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Ed Gamble. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
7: Skip (James Acaster)
April 15, 2018 16:30 - 30 minutes - 27.7 MBConfident opinion-hater Skip Bellamy – who describes a 12-year-old as a 'battle axe' – joins Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares this week. There’s a smelly problem, but is his bottom really to blame? Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and James Acaster. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
6: Boomeray (Ray Badran)
April 08, 2018 18:09 - 22 minutes - 20.3 MBOne of Australia’s biggest comedians – Boomeray – flies in especially for the podcast. Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares test his comedy credentials. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Ray Badran. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
5: Ricky (Lolly Adefope)
April 01, 2018 16:30 - 30 minutes - 28 MBThe ’intimidatingly beautiful’ Ricky joins Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares for this week’s episode, and Ricky simply won’t acknowledge the stench. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Lolly Adefope. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4: Stephen (Steen Raskopoulos)
March 25, 2018 16:30 - 26 minutes - 24.7 MBStephen’s daddy issues and famous ex-girlfriends have caused a stink this week. Luckily, Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares are on hand to clean up his bottom. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Steen Raskopoulos. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
3: Sarah (Phoebe Walsh)
March 18, 2018 17:30 - 20 minutes - 18.6 MBAnother Sarah – no relation – brings her pong into the studio. Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares have some issues with her biscuit etiquette. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Phoebe Walsh. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2: Jonathan (Brett Goldstein)
March 11, 2018 13:01 - 19 minutes - 18.3 MBJonathan of sketch group Jonathan and Johnathan is this episode’s guest, and he’s a very smelly case for Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Brett Goldstein. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1: Sarah (Celeste Dring)
March 11, 2018 13:00 - 35 minutes - 32.3 MBThe very shy Sarah Prebble (or is it Spall?) is causing a stink in this episode, so Dr Benjamin Jones and Claire Cares attempt to get to the bottom of her issue. Performed by Luke McQueen, Lou Sanders and Celeste Dring. Produced by Ben Williams for Plosive Productions. Music and jingles by Al Clayton at Turtle Canyon Comedy. Artwork by Patrick Turpin. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.