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Whose Headline Is It Anyway?

25 episodes - English - Latest episode: 5 months ago - ★★★★★ - 2 ratings

Belligerent badgers. Flying phalluses. Redundant resolutions. Deadly Desserts. The world is filled with belive-it-or-not news stories, from the funny to the downright bizarre - and you need to hear them. Join us as we take a trip through the truly bizarre, to Florida Man and beyond...

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Episodes

#23: Cow, Then Beef - Halloween Special 2023!

October 31, 2023 01:00 - 1 hour - 54.7 MB

YOUR BOYS ARE BACK! In this Halloween Special, 1 year on since the last episode (!) Drill and Kofi have remarkably similar stories - and the witching hour brings an unexpected visit from an old friend... *note* We had a few sound issues on this one, mics cutting out and whatnot. Not a halloween joke, genuinely just a bit of technical difficulty!! WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Got a story? Send it to us! [email protected] Wanna send us a voice note? Send it here! Insta: @WhoseHeadline...

#22: HALLOWEEN SPECIAL (PART 2!) "Errhhhrrhh!"

November 08, 2022 02:00 - 49 minutes - 34.4 MB

This week! Part 2 of our Halloween Special! Drill and Kofi are feeling a little worse for wear, and it's even more rambly than the last one... Drill brings a few scattered tales, from 50s-style postwar simian Sci-Fi, to bizarre avian exodus...es(?), and Kofi reads a theory about some ancient geometric buildings. WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Got a story? Send it to us! [email protected] Wanna send us a voice note? Send it here! Stay connected on social media! ______ Music: "News The...

#21: HALLOWEEN SPECIAL (PART 1!) - Glenne Livét

October 31, 2022 21:00 - 1 hour - 49 MB

MUAHAHAHAAAAA Welcome to PART ONE (1) of the Whose headline is It Anyway?  Halloween Special! Drill and Kofi have been celebrating, and the result is a very, uh... 'Loose' show! Sit back and enjoy the ride!  WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Got a story? Send it to us! [email protected] Wanna send us a voice note? Send it here! ______ Theme music: by Whose headline Is It Anyway? "News Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http:...

#20: Statty Funes

September 27, 2022 04:00 - 59 minutes - 41 MB

This week, Drill gets into the seasonal spirit early (like REALLY early) with a romantic yuletide tale of some amorous and adventurous advent celebrations, and Kofi tells us about the chap who had a spot of bother with a kids' elastic toy. No way to glitter that one, sorry.  WARNING: MATURE CONTENT BUY T SHIRTS AT https://whoseheadline.bigcartel.com Got a story? Send it to us! [email protected] Wanna send us a voice note? Send it here! Stay connected on social media! Insta: @W...

#19: Cunny, Cunny, Cunny

September 13, 2022 04:00 - 58 minutes - 40 MB

This week, your boys are ONCE AGAIN in sync, as Kofi tells the tale of the two runaway renegades with a fondness for fondling feline and farmyard friends, while Drill brings the story of a primate pet who was pestered by the poltergeist of a problematic popstar. WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Got a story? Send it to us! [email protected] Wanna send us a voice note? Send it here! Stay connected on social media! Insta: @WhoseHeadlinePod Facebook: WhoseHeadlinePod Twitter: @WhoseHeadli...

#18: Desiccated Llamas

August 30, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 45.5 MB

This week's stories have an unexpectedly common theme... Drill brings a (remarkably well-written) novella about the wily wife who dodged death, while Kofi tells the tale of the frivolous festival goer who... also dodged death. What?!  WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Got a story? Send it to us! [email protected] Stay connected on social media! Insta: @WhoseHeadlinePod Facebook: WhoseHeadlinePod Twitter: @WhoseHeadlinePD TikTok: @WhoseHeadlinePod ______ Music: "News Theme" Kevin MacLe...

#17: Doomsday Mole Edgers

August 09, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 42.1 MB

This week, Kofi regales us with the anecdote of the time-travelling  who forewarns us of a hostile hidden humanity; while Drill has a story about a ravenous rodent who surprised his owner with a luscious look for her locks.  All Hail Azawa. WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Got a story? Send it to us! [email protected] Stay connected on social media! Insta: @WhoseHeadlinePod Facebook: WhoseHeadlinePod Twitter: @WhoseHeadlinePD ______ Music: "News Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)...

#16: Mini Milk

July 26, 2022 04:00 - 52 minutes - 36 MB

WE'RE BACK! For the return of Whose Headline Is It Anyway?, Drill Collins brings to the table a tale of a disgraced doc who reneged on his recommendation for rectal relief; while Kofi graces us with the chronicle of a woman whose lonesome love life was liberated by a canvas Casanova...   WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Got a story? Send it to us! [email protected] Stay connected on social media! Insta: @WhoseHeadlinePod Facebook: WhoseHeadlinePod Twitter: @WhoseHeadlinePD ______ Musi...

#15: Tame Impaler

May 17, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 42.5 MB

In this week's episode, Kofi brings a story about a vulgar veteran who rogered a refuse receptacle, while Drill reads another listener-submission - this time, about a man whose schlong was surgically sealed to another appendage... Plus! The new feature gets a name, and Kofi details his plans for later life! WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Got a story? Send it to us! [email protected] Stay connected on social media! Insta: @WhoseHeadlinePod Facebook: WhoseHeadlinePod Twitter: @WhoseHeadl...

#14: Thanks For The Mammaries

May 03, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 50.6 MB

In this week's episode, Drill reads a listener-submitted story of the Brazilian body-mod buff's latest laceration of the lugs, and Kofi shares the deceptively wholesome account of a couple whose bedroom behaviours have blown up into a brilliant business...  WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Got a story? Send it to us! [email protected] Stay connected on social media! Insta: @WhoseHeadlinePod Facebook: WhoseHeadlinePod Twitter: @WhoseHeadlinePD ______ Music: "News Theme" Kevin MacLeod (inco...

#13: Long Floor Height

April 19, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 54.2 MB

This week: The return of the King! Kofi Banane is back with a story of the reality TV star with a bum burp bottling business,  while Drill tells the tale of a West Country witch and her paranormal prenuptial problems... Disclaimer! Whose Headline Is It Anyway? is in no way affiliated with Centerparcs. Drill just had a heckin' good time. But y'know, Mr. Parcs, if you're interested... WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Got a story? Send it to us! [email protected] Stay connected on social me...

Whose Headline Minisode 1: Vanessa Meltz

April 05, 2022 04:00 - 33 minutes - 22.8 MB

Whilst Kofi recovers from illness, Drill is joined by special guest Vanessa Melts for our very first minisode! In this bitesize offering, Drill and Ms Melts discuss the death of a diddy doppelgänger, and a curious conspiracy about a long-gone scouse celeb... WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Got a story? Send it to us! [email protected] Stay connected on social media! Insta: @WhoseHeadlinePod Facebook: WhoseHeadlinePod Twitter: @WhoseHeadlinePD AD! Whose Headline listeners can enjoy 10% o...

Whose Headline Minisode 1:

April 05, 2022 04:00 - 33 minutes - 22.8 MB

Whilst Kofi recovers from illness, Drill is joined by special guest Vanessa Melts for our very first minisode! In this bitesize offering, Drill and Ms Melts discuss the death of a diddy doppelgänger, and a curious conspiracy about a long-gone scouse celeb... WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Got a story? Send it to us! [email protected] Stay connected on social media! Insta: @WhoseHeadlinePod Facebook: WhoseHeadlinePod Twitter: @WhoseHeadlinePD AD! Whose Headline listeners can enjoy 10% o...

#12: Out In The Teats

March 02, 2022 02:00 - 55 minutes - 37.9 MB

This week, Drill Collins and Kofi Banane record from a questionably haunted house, joined by special guest, Susan Sudio! Drill shares a tantalising true-crime twist to the tale of Titchy Ted, while Kofi brings to the table a story of a loyal lover's lavish lactation. PLUS! This week, Drill & Sue read out your Kofi Banane Hatemail Competition entries, and the winner is announced!! WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Got a story? Send it to us! [email protected] Stay connected on social media!...

#11: Kitty Bitty Committee

February 15, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 50 MB

This week, we discuss a peculiar passenger's feline feeding faux-pas, a costumed conflict between some long-lost lovers - and Kofi is joined by a very special phone guest. . . The Whose Headline Hatemail Challenge is still open! Send your hate mail for Kofi Banane to [email protected] by February 25th Feb, and you'll be in with a chance of winning some one-of-a-kind Whose Headline swag! WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Got a story? Send it to us! [email protected] Stay connected o...

#10: Heavy Fartillery

February 01, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 41.8 MB

This week, Drill Collins and Kofi Banane return to regale you with more bonkers headlines, including the story of a man whose private pleasures involved a wanton warhead - and the  tangentially related story of a certain potato-faced-player's close shave with a despicable dictator. The Whose Headline Hatemail Challenge is still open! Send your hate mail for Kofi Banane to [email protected], and you'll be in with a chance of winning some one-of-a-kind Whose Headline swag! WARNING: MA...

#9: GooberEats

January 18, 2022 23:00 - 1 hour - 43.2 MB

The year is two thousand and twenty two. The land is dishevelled, run by an evil over-boiled ham, and the country's jewels are guarded by predatory lizards. But enough about the UK! Whose Headline Is It Anyway? returns with our first pod of the new year, and Drill Collins and Kofi Banane are back to tell the tale of the dirty damsel with the double-vax dilemma, and the health-conscious housewife with a penchant for penile produce. PLUS! The Whose Headline Hatemail Challenge is open! Send you...

#8 WHOSE HEADLINE IS IT ANYWAY? CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!

December 21, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 52.3 MB

IT'S CHRIIIIISSTMAAAAAASSS! For this week's festive special (and the last pod of 2021!), Crust Cringle and The Greggnog Davies share yuletide tales of a person's posthumous pepper for their pud, and a labour leader's little lagomorph lament... ALSO! As this week's is a Christmas celebration, we have a very special Meatloaf Round - time for Greggnog to win back some points....? WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Got a story? Send it to us! whoseheadlinepod(@)gmail.com Stay connected on social media! ...

#7: Florida Men

December 07, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 42.6 MB

In this week's 'Florida Man' special, Drill Collins and returning special guest Beyonce discuss one man's mysterious missing missus under extra-dimensional dealings, and another's cancelled club visit with his poor pussy... WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Got a story? Send it to us! whoseheadlinepod(@)gmail.com Stay connected on social media! Insta: @WhoseHeadlinePod Facebook: WhoseHeadlinePod Twitter: @WhoseHeadlinePD ______ Music: "News Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Cre...

#6: The Queen's Viaduct

November 23, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 45 MB

In this week's offering, Drill Collins and Urethra Franklin meet remotely for the first time, and talk about the clergyman who cancelled his calling for a salacious scribe and porcine pleasure, and one man's problems of personal hygiene and popping pleasures...  WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Got a story? Send it to us! whoseheadlinepod(@)gmail.com Stay connected on social media! Insta: @WhoseHeadlinePod Facebook: WhoseHeadlinePod Twitter: @WhoseHeadlinePD ______ Music: "News Theme" Kevin MacLe...

#5: Yoghurt Topping

November 09, 2021 05:00 - 55 minutes - 38.2 MB

This week, Drill Collins is joined by Queefer Sutherland and special guest, the mysterious and reserved Rim. Together, they explore the case of a paranormal partner of a posthumous popstar, and a destitute degenerate's desperation to diddle his dog for a delicacy. WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Got a story? Send it to us! whoseheadlinepod(@)gmail.com Stay connected on social media! Insta: @WhoseHeadlinePod Facebook: WhoseHeadlinePod Twitter: @WhoseHeadlinePD ______ Music: "News Theme" Kevin Mac...

#4: Aromatic Imprints

October 26, 2021 04:00 - 46 minutes - 31.9 MB

In this week's episode, Drill Collins and Urethra Franklin explore the mystery of a Nasal Northerner with a Penchant for Public transport, and a Contestant of Concealment whose Tournament Trial ended in Tragedy. WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Got a story? Send it to us! whoseheadlinepod(@)gmail.com Stay connected on social media! Insta: @WhoseHeadlinePod Facebook: WhoseHeadlinePod Twitter: @WhoseHeadlinePD ______ Music: "News Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Common...

#3: Easter Sunday Garden Centres

October 12, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 43.7 MB

This week, Chunkee changes his name, and we discuss the matter of a miniature minister and a malevolent mammal, and the corruption of a Christian commemoration by a flabbergasting feat of the phallus. WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Stay connected on social media! Insta: @WhoseHeadlinePod Facebook: WhoseHeadlinePod Twitter: @WhoseHeadlinePD ______ Music: "News Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by...

#2: I Didn't Touch No Horse

September 28, 2021 04:00 - 48 minutes - 33.7 MB

In Episode 2, Chunkee Stylz and Kofi Banane bring more tales of woe, including the dysfunctional decorator with poorly placed plum tomatoes, and the Hartlepool husband with a vehement vexation for a vacuum cleaner - and Chunkee's brush with mistaken identity. WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Stay connected on social media! Insta: @WhoseHeadlinePod Facebook: WhoseHeadlinePod Twitter: @WhoseHeadlinePD ______ Music: "News Theme" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Att...

#1: The Ballad of Thirsty Kirsty

August 24, 2021 12:00 - 50 minutes - 34.4 MB

In this inaugural episode of 'Whose Headline Is It Anyway?', hosts Chunkee Stylz and Kofi Banane discuss a brazen Bristolian with a penchant for penis, and a Darwinian architect with an incredible injury. WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Stay connected on Instagram @WhoseHeadlinePod! References: https://www.pressreader.com/uk/sunday-sport-1098/20170101/281685434519143 https://www.ntnews.com.au/news/only-in-the-territory/flying-dildo-hits-bucks-party-guest-draws-blood/news-story/7c9019f08a7393d1b...