Who You Calling a Podcast
28 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 5 years ago -Completely sensible and utterly insane...just three black queens chatting shit. New episodes are fortnightly on Mondays and available on Spotify, Soundcloud, iTunes and Stitcher.
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I'm Looking For A Sweet One
November 12, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 46.5 MBThis week, Ebuni and Kay relax and mostly avoid the week’s clickbait to talk about life in general. We talk about Shonda leading us astray and why Viola must be protected; dreams that don’t make any sense, the Spice Girls tour and whether we managed to get tickets, more TV talk and Rihanna “possibly” having new music. Ebuni took a 24 hour dive into dating apps and met her very own #fraudbae and a possible #whitebae in person, whilst Kay is putting and strictly enforcing her boundaries. Chec...
"lol"
October 22, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 53.6 MBThis week we were all tried but due to growth, we had to side-eye all the mess and keep it movin’! We discussed influencers, social media and those with minimal common sense when it comes to what certain influencers promote on Instagram. The latest mess between Drake and Pusha T, Drake aligning himself with Conor McGregor and THAT fight had us in hysterics. Somehow we wandered into the difference between indomie vs noodles and Remy Ma’s problematic comments on State of the Culture (Revolt)....
Black History Month
October 08, 2018 06:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MBThis week, join us (Ebuni & Kay - Wyllow is in absentia) as we celebrate the UK Black History Month and vent about who tried us this week - Southwark Council and Topshop! The council talk continues as we discuss the London councils trying to change Black History Month to diversity month *sigh* and an audience member on Question Time claiming that the UK is the least racist country in Europe. We also cover the Insecure finale, share our general thoughts on this season and much more! To get t...
Insecure Like
September 17, 2018 10:59 - 1 hour - 48.3 MBJoin us this week as we discuss all things Insecure. Issa Rae’s HBO hit, has us all in our feelings while we recap the first half of season 3, and try and piece our edges back together after a familiar face makes a return. Wyllow is ignoring Molly’s entire existence, Ebuni dips her whole face in the eye candy dish that is Nathan, and Kay is worried about Tiffany’s state of mind in the later stages of her pregnancy. We make predictions on what will happen to Issa and Co. towards the end of t...
Warning Signs
September 10, 2018 12:00 - 1 hour - 42.2 MBWe kick of this episode with an impromptu stroll down Horoscope Avenue, and see what truth there is in our individual starsign strengths and weaknesses. We reminisce on the street fashions of days gone by, which leads us to the 30th Anniversary Campaign Advert for Nike, and all the people who are seriously butt-hurt by the inclusion of Colin Kaepernick. We celebrate Serena, cheer for Cardi B and boo Nicki Minaj (as usual), while also sending out condolences to Mac Millers family and friends...
Who You Calling A Porno?
September 03, 2018 08:46 - 1 hour - 30.8 MBEbuni and Wyllow traipse through the Internet (at a leisurely speed) this week while we discuss; the crazy skin-bleaching video; The Bridezilla that other lesser Bridezillas can only aspire to be; and, the video Michaela Pearson and Candice Little took (and uploaded) of themselves giving drugs to children as young as 18 months, while in their care. Aretha Franklin’s Homegoing was televised this week...and so was the Pastor’s grip on Ariana Grande’s breast. We talk about ‘the creepy uncle’ (y...
"Excuse Me? This Frog Prince Is Defective..."
August 27, 2018 13:15 - 1 hour - 57.7 MBThe Trio is reunited...and it feels so good!! Kay gets some DPD-related PTSD off her chest ahead of her long-haul flight, Wyllow gets credit rather than anger-management to make peace with her PCN past life, & Ebuni has short-term amnesia about who tried her this week. We ignore the Pink Print Elephant in the room, and remember Aretha Franklin & Aaliyah’s legacies, and celebrate The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill on its 20th anniversary. Also in this episode: Serena Williams is still a Super ...
Bitter Business Women
August 13, 2018 16:13 - 1 hour - 42.9 MBThis week, Ebuni is beefin’ with Argos (again) and Kay is losing it over the inconsistent London weather (again). Ciara’s new “Freak Me” video gets a side-eye from Ebuni and we deep dive into a particular clip from The ZeZe Millz Show. ZeZe claims that black UK artists don’t support up-and-coming, black female-fronted shows but will clear their schedules for the “Chicken Shop Date” YouTube show (hosted by the very white Amelia Dimoldenberg). Of course this sparked a debate and offended our ...
J To The L-O, Hell No
August 06, 2018 15:13 - 1 hour - 68.7 MBWe are back after a Kit-Kat! Join us as we cannonball into the last few weeks of joys and depravity! Ebuni tries out her Sexy Voice, Wyllow does some mad manoeuvres, and Kay has had a long forgetful week. We are all outraged at the notion the Jenny from the Block is set to receive the MTV Michael Jackson Video Vanguard Award, considering the alumni she will be sharing the accolade with. We celebrate Lebron James’s new school initiative, we raise up Missy Elliot, and also discuss the Love Is...
Ménage à whaaaaaa?
July 16, 2018 12:54 - 1 hour - 68.8 MBTeyana and Iman aren’t the only ones having a threesome as our tenacious trio is back in full effect this week! Ebuni returns from Absentia with a list of people who tried her while she was away, Kay would like a small break from the heatwave, and Wyllow considers giving up life on the road. We have a catch up and then we start rooting for everybody black at the Emmys, and go through our favourite work of the nominees. We also discuss Niecy Nash’s bawdy goals, Henry Cavill’s unsavoury comme...
How Childish Is Young Money?
July 09, 2018 11:27 - 1 hour - 74.3 MBAll babies are beautiful, unless they’re ugly…and we’re sure your baby has a great personality… Drake is still not potty trained but wants us to applaud his underwhelming double album efforts, Nicki Minaj is cranky and needs a time out immediately, and Stormzy is a big boy now - making moves to expand his Merky empire. We also cover Wyllow’s life of fines, and Kay’s new found growth when dealing with microaggressions, as well as discussing the male version of the 90-day dating rule, and wh...
Have You Ever Seen A Moth Going Apeshit?!
June 25, 2018 11:37 - 1 hour - 46.5 MBMother Nature defeats Wyllow in both the plant and creature categories, as Kay gets excited about the Everything is Love album and the prospect of future collaborations from The Carters. We discuss the murder of Lesandro ‘Junior’ Guzman-Feliz & the footage which has been spread across social media, the wider implications of J Hus being arrested for carrying a knife, and bitter mothers that use children as bargaining tools to control their relationships with the fathers. To submit dilemmas ...
...then I fill the tub up halfway, then ride it with my ironing board
June 18, 2018 12:45 - 1 hour - 49.3 MBJoin us again as (while Beyoncé and Husband perform in London) we talk about Nicki Minaj shouting you can be a ‘Naughty Girl’, but whispering ‘don’t ‘Get Me Bodied’’, in her ELLE magazine profile, accompanied by a not-so-controversial photo with celeb hairstylist Kim Kimble. Kay and Wyllow discuss the suggestion by the guys from 3 Shots of Tequila, that black women are at fault when it comes to dating; is the dating pool smaller because we don’t let it grow, or because not many people want ...
Are You Afraid Of The Dark?
June 11, 2018 13:32 - 1 hour - 75.5 MBJoin us on a nightmare journey as we wade through the ghoulish mess of last week. Wyllow and Kay go into the poorly lit basement alone, as Ebuni is in Absentia, to discuss; the media monster Kim K, and the shocking exchange between Winnie Harlow and Adwoa Aboah; why we should face our ‘fear’ of mental wellness and of recognising how deeply it effects the Black community and the urge to decapitate (figuratively speaking) the institutionalised zombies that racially profile us. We also talk ...
It's Murder! King Push, Drake & Colourism
June 04, 2018 10:51 - 1 hour - 69.5 MBKay and Wyllow are back this week to give you an update on Drake and Pusha T’s beef with a slice of Nicki Minaj nonsense. We reflect on the rise of Rihanna and the downfall of Keri Hilson. Back to Drake, we ponder why Drake’s fans are attempting to change the essence of hip hop due to Drake’s non-existent musical response to Pusha T’s diss “The Story Of Adidon”. Whilst talking about petty 50 Cent, we reminisce about Ja Rule and the importance of his “Pain Is Love” album. #classic We also tal...
The Nerve, The Audacity
May 28, 2018 22:42 - 1 hour - 66.4 MBCatch us talking about arranged marriage, whether friends setting you up with a potential bae is a good idea or not and how to make a smooth (or spiky) exit from a bad first date. We talk about Rhymefest and his problems with a ‘reality TV’/sex scandal media personality that is married to someone we used to know and how she confuses “riding for her man” with involving herself in grown folks' business. We also talk about A Quiet Place, the impending zombie outbreak, Idris remaking The Hunc...
Coming To England: The Royal Wedding
May 21, 2018 08:58 - 1 hour - 51.7 MBShe’s your Queeeeeeeeeeen to beeeeeeeeeee…...Well, after William, George, Charlotte, Louis, and any other children they have (and grandchildren) are done...never mind. This week we were watching with the rest of the world as Meghan Markle married Prince Harry...and David Beckham out-swagged them all, while Victoria tried to disappear into her allocated seat like Drax the Destroyer. We all make life-changing decisions, as Ebuni and Wyllow pick what our hypothetical, “never-gonna-happen-in-a-...
Let Me Black In Peace
May 14, 2018 10:42 - 1 hour - 77.8 MBThis week, Wyllow has yet more car trouble and Ebuni couldn’t get any Savage X Fenty action! We discuss how R. Kelly is trash and ALL men need to hold themselves accountable. White people were extra rowdy as black people all over the world constantly got harrased. Black-ish had us all in our feels and we chatted about dating & ‘friendly’ sleepovers plus a whole lot more… To submit dilemmas etc. for Wyllow’s advice segment, please send your issue to: [email protected]. Please also state if...
Summer Time Inna London
May 07, 2018 13:24 - 1 hour - 45.5 MBWe are back and operating in a Kanye Free Zone, because talk of the devil…(you know the rest). On this episode Ebuni let Evil Kermit take the wheel and drive her to distraction, Wyllow finally catches up on Scandal, and Kay is looking forward to Rihanna’s reggae album. We also cover Dear White People as it returns to our devices and the sadness that is Black-ish right now, we pick our summer playlist, and we call on the strength of Ving Rhames, Julius The Bodyguard and Cbiz to back our be...
F*** Your Fave
April 30, 2018 11:00 - 1 hour - 72.4 MBThis week the twitter fingers were still very active and we discussed MORE old tweets from the likes of Maya Jama, Cadet & Poet’s Corner. The new Kanye vs Old Kanye as he live tweeted and gave us a house tour of the sunken place. Kay & Wyllow were DEVASTATED with the ending of Avengers and Ebuni got tried by family members plotting on her reproductive system. Join us as we talk about presidents, the private lives of celebrities, quitting jobs & much more. Download Ebuni’s Ebook - The Healt...
Apologise For What
April 23, 2018 11:00 - 1 hour - 80.9 MBWe had a Kit-Kat, and now we’re back! We congratulate Ebuni on gathering qualifications and coins, Wyllow cusses Maybelline Customer Service, and Kay stans for Bey(bee)chella. We also talk about: New Music from J Cole, Kanye & Mya; Nicki Minaj’s high school behaviour; how Blackish got a lil’ serious on us; Maya Jama’s ‘twitter drama’ or her scandal, rinse (apologise) & repeat; the viral Promposal Fail, and much more. To submit dilemmas etc. for Wyllow’s advice segment, please send your iss...
Choose Your Company As Wisely As You Choose Your Biscuits
April 02, 2018 09:55 - 1 hour - 68.3 MBWe’ve got a sweet tooth this week as we decide if Fox’s Biscuits are more lit than McVitie's, whether Rich Teas are still relevant & ask ourselves: To Dunk or Not to Dunk? The One When We Talk About Friends… Do we need A Little Help From Our Friends to point out our potential? Is that really your best friend or do they need to Go Best Friend, Go? And when You Say They’re Just A Friend, is the friend zone really a bad thing, or is it better - once the line has been crossed - that you just Do...
Morals are... C**k Blockers
March 26, 2018 11:26 - 2 hours - 82.6 MBOn this week's episode, Kay wants to manifest her Audi R8 dreams into reality, while Ebuni is happy to accept cash donations for travel, and Wyllow says more is more, as we wade through some dilemmas posted on social media. We discuss: Cidney Green and her erotic sleepover, sexual freedom and the merits of getting tested regularly; Prince Harry not budging on the Pre-Nup; how money actually can make you happier; why Strippers are ‘Goals’, and the level of espionage it took to watch late nigh...
It's Good To Talk
March 19, 2018 07:50 - 2 hours - 89.3 MBEbuni, Kay and Wyllow are back again with another episode of (bull)shits and giggles. We pay our respects to Craig Mack, Marielle Franco and Stephen Hawking, and question how dedicated to wokeness we should be. It’s still a toss up between Madonna and Kool & The Gang when it comes to celebrating a Black Panther confirmed sequel, two Black Mothers’ innovative parenting style & Viola Davis and Lupita's joint film project. Ebuni found a vegan pizza place with @SweetNSaltyLDN at Peckham Levels ...
The Black Episode
March 12, 2018 10:45 - 1 hour - 79.4 MBThis week all the ladies weigh in on how white people having been generally trying us: from the Nottingham university racial attack to Emma Stone trying to erase minority men in the name of white feminism but like Maya Angelou, ‘still we rise’. We also talk about the latest additions to the Barbie crew, Jordan Peele and his Oscar win, International Women’s Day, supporting friends’ businesses, dating as a black woman and how Rachel Dolezal needs to get lost plus plenty more… There's a free w...
You Nasty...
March 05, 2018 11:55 - 1 hour - 40.7 MBBack for more? This week we finally hear about ALL the bitches that tried Kay, Wyllow gets fined (again), Ebuni’s vegan truth, little Miss Charity Joy and her Thin Mint/Redbone Remix, Wiley’s MBE, and Patricia Bright’s #BlackGirlMagic. We also discuss Naomi Campbell and Skepta glowing on GQ, Safaree and his Dickstraction, Amandla’s lightskin privilege, Black representation & Black business, Big Sean & his Big Ideas, new music from: Santandave, Mo Stack & Sneakbo, and DJ Khaled, the HTGAWM/Sca...
Know Better
February 26, 2018 10:21 - 1 hour - 28.7 MBWelcome back to episode 2! Join us for more banter, Wyllows’ KFC chronicles, Ebuni’s neighbours from hell, remembering Stormin (RIP), a poor attempt by Wyllow at celebrating Rihanna turning 30, Blac Chyna and her revenge porn woes, Janelle Monáe and Giggs’ new music, Fergie “trying” to sing the US National Anthem, Jessica Simpson’s nasal singing, more Black Panther talk, Ebuni’s obsession with Jhus, Sky vs On Digital, Stormzy dominating the Brits, Daniel Kaluuya’s Bafta win, Grenfell, charity...
Wakanda Patty Are You?
February 19, 2018 10:48 - 1 hour - 33.8 MBWelcome to the very first episode of Who You Calling A Podcast?! Join us as Kay has a mini “breakdown” and Wyllow and Ebuni vent about the trash that is parking tickets and iPhone screen life without AppleCare. We also discuss those drill twins, the infamous Nike London ad, Jhene vs the “bohemian slag” label, have Black Panther praise & worship, why Laurence Fishburne and Forest Whitaker are not the same person, 6lack, Daniel Caesar, Lumidee’s “impact”, whether Kate Nash is still with us, b...