Episode 233: Hasta La Vista Whiskey - Invasion USA (1985)

Do you like bazookas and I mean REALLY like bazookas?  Well this is the movie for you.  Chuck Norris stars as Matt Hunter, retired CIA agent and America's only hope when his soviet arch nemesis bands all of America's enemies together (not dissimilar to Mance Rayder in GoT) to take of the US of A.  The invasion never really leaves south florida but according to the news, the entire democracy is teetering on the knife's edge...thank your lucky stars that Chuck is there to brave all sorts of dangers: Racist bars, fan boat assassins, grocery store riots, reporters, just driving down the street, fake military police, and rocket launcher duels all to save the US (or at least Miami) from falling into anarchy.

Also, Chuck has a pet armadillo in this movie...I don't know what to do with that, just going to leave it here.