Chris & Darel's B Movie Barn
66 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 2 years ago -A crappy podcast where a blind guy and a ginger waste time hiding from their family once a week to talk about whatever BS annoys or makes them giggle for the week. (that's the b part) and then make fun of a crappy movie (that's the movie part)
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Ep 45 Willy's Wonderland
April 12, 2022 16:08 - 1 hour - 57.4 MBThis week in the barn, the guys talk about Willy's Wonderland-a quiet drifter with some car issues who can't pay for his repairs and become an overnight janitor at a closed theme park with killer animatronics. Then a therapy bitch session takes place (not in the movie but in the podcast)
Ep 44 Spaced Invaders
March 22, 2022 19:39 - 34 minutes - 31.9 MBThis week in the Barn the Guys talk about the 1990 film Spaced Invaders where a group of not-so-smart aliens accidentally invade a small town in Illinois with not-so-smart residents on Halloween.
EP 43 Hawk and Rev: Vampire Slayers
March 17, 2022 15:57 - 36 minutes - 33.4 MBThis week in the Movie Barn the guy's review Hawk and Rev: Vampire Slayers-HAWK dreams of killing vampires. No one believes they exist, except his friend REV. Together they fight save their hometown!
EP 42 Zombie With A Shotgun
March 01, 2022 14:41 - 46 minutes - 42.4 MBThis week in the Movie Barn, the guys watch the very confusing Zombie With a Shotgun-A man infected with a zombie virus runs from people with his bug-eyed g/f and confusing stuff happens.
Ep 41 1984 and the NWO
February 22, 2022 16:05 - 48 minutes - 44 MBThis week the guys watch a very non-interesting documentary interviewing a bunch of guys who have an endless supply of tin foil hats and never read 1984 before but have no problem talking about it and how it relates to the NWO taking over.
EP 40 Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
February 08, 2022 19:28 - 44 minutes - 40.7 MBThis week the guys talk about Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter: Jesus finally comes back and uses kung fu to wipe out a horde of bloodsuckers who attack lesbians.
EP 39 Degenerate Double Feature 4
February 02, 2022 15:05 - 46 minutes - 43 MBAfter Chris was on his Covid/man flu vacation, the guys are back. This week we talk about The Magnetic Monster and Dragonfyre.
Ep 38 The Angry Red Planet
January 17, 2022 07:00 - 31 minutes - 28.9 MBThis week in the Barn, Chris and Darel review The 1959 Sci-Fi The Angry Red Planet in Cinemagic. OOOOOO AHAHHHH. A 3 some goes to Mars to discover the red planet natives don't want us there, you know, because we're ass holes.
The 2021 Moldie Awards
January 10, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 68.1 MBJoin us for the first anal Moldie Awards hosted by Willy Lickherbotton and Stew Stubbie. It's a star-studded program you don't want to miss. Thanks to all our presenters Wong Long Dong, Big D, Santa, Covid 19, Freedom Fighter Chucky, Ted Cruze's Wee, Joe Biden, Matt Gatz, Bill Clinton, Snookie Pimp, Chris's Chain Smoking Dead Grandma, Bill Cosby, Jimmy Steward, Timmy the Joke Machine, Donald Trump, Dick Clark, Stephen Hawking, Miss Republican 2021
Ep 36 Santa Slay
December 21, 2021 05:16 - 41 minutes - 38.4 MBThis week in the Barn the guys talk about Santa's Slay its a move about Santa killing people after a 1000 year bet is up. This movie made us hate both Christmas and America in 1.5 hours-ish.
Episode 35 A Cadaver Christmas
December 13, 2021 16:43 - 44 minutes - 41.1 MBThis week in the Movie Barn, the guys talk about A Cadaver Christmas-Christmas Zombies attack, and humanity’s only hope is a group of misfits, and for this movie to only be 10 mins long, but no. We also discuss the upcoming Moldies Awards and other bs.
Ep 34: Christmas Evil
December 07, 2021 14:38 - 48 minutes - 44.8 MBThis week in the B-Movie Barn, the guys talk about the 1980 holiday not so classic Christmas Evil. A movie about a man who works in middle management at a crappy toy company and has some issues after watching his dad dressed like Santa grope his mom creepily by the Christmas tree as a child snaps and goes on a holly jolly killing spree.
Degenerate Double Feature #3 ThanksKilling
November 29, 2021 16:28 - 1 hour - 56.4 MBWe are back after a 3-week hiatus due to a tragic accident with the Mole Man; he called his wife his girlfriend's name....anyways, this week, the guys talk about the Thanksgiving classic ThanksKilling & ThanksKilling III.
Episode 32 Derelicts
November 15, 2021 17:30 - 57 minutes - 52.5 MBThis week in the movie barn the guys talk about the thanksgiving horror film Derelicts: Thanksgiving day for a dysfunctional upper-class family takes a terrifying turn when their suburban home is invaded by a gang of sadistic drifters.
Episode 31: President Evil
November 02, 2021 14:07 - 1 hour - 58.4 MBThis week in the barn, the guys watched President Evil, a 2018 "comedy" spoof of Halloween where a deranged killer dresses up like another deranged dude to kill ethnic girls. If you like extreme liberal preachiness, racist undertones with crappy jokes, then this movie will make you cum.
EP 30: Chris and Darel's Halloweed Comprehensive Unnoteworthy Program
October 26, 2021 14:13 - 57 minutes - 53 MBThis week it's Chris and Darel"s Halloweed Comprehensive Unnoteworthy Program. We start out with It's The Great Blumpkin Donny, followed by some unhinged piss and moaning, and then we talk about our crap movie of the week: Weedjies: Halloweed Night.
Ep 29 Halloween Pussy Trap Kill! Kill!
October 18, 2021 21:33 - 1 hour - 56.1 MBThis week in the Movie Barn the guys talk about Halloween Pussy Trap Kill! Kill!-A pathetic film where a Wish version of Jigsaw, with the help of Richard Griec, kidnaps an all-girl band to save the world from hearing an all-girl band while ripping off other Horror Movies plots.
EP 28: Degenerate Double Feature #2
October 11, 2021 16:13 - 56 minutes - 52.1 MBThis week Degenerate Double Feature #2, the guys talk about two movies since Darel was on the rag last week: Stripperland and Paranormal Whacktivity. Both, along with this show, will cause neurological trauma.
Episode 27: Killer Klowns from Outer Space
September 27, 2021 15:01 - 47 minutes - 43.9 MBThis week in the Movie Barn the guys talk about Killer Klowns from Outer Space-1987 film where a bunch of ugly ass clowns invades a town turning the incredibly stupid citizens into cotton candy juice boxes for intergalactic travel. We also talk about some other bullshit to enjoy.
Episode 26: Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century
September 21, 2021 16:45 - 49 minutes - 45.4 MBThis week the guy watch-Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century: a 1970's b-movie, where a rich prick asks a college professor to lead an expedition to study a giant Yeti creature, found frozen in a block of ice with a Flowbee haircut and rape eyes.
Episode 25 The Giant Claw
September 14, 2021 14:20 - 58 minutes - 53.6 MBThis week in the Movie Barn, the guys are glad football season is back, along with What We Do in The Shadows, then some bitching, and then finally talking about this weeks pile of garbage, The Giant Claw, a 1957 movie where a dude who looks like the Wish version of Bruce Campbell takes on a large bird from Outerspace that kind of looks like an infected penis.
Episode 24: Reptilicus
September 07, 2021 19:46 - 50 minutes - 45.8 MBThis week in the Movie Barn the guys talk about Reptilicus!-Copenhagen is terrorized by a prehistoric beast aka old cum sock that has regenerated itself from a recently discovered tail segment.
EP 23-Attack of The Crab Monsters
August 30, 2021 15:04 - 1 hour - 62.1 MBThis week in the Movie Barn, the guys talk about Naked and Afraid, deworming for health, crappy apartments, and finally, this week's movie-Attack of the Crab Monsters. A 1957 horror/sci-fi about scientists become trapped on a shrinking island with intelligent, murderous, radioactive, giant crabs.
#22: Attack of the Killer Tomato's
August 23, 2021 22:11 - 1 hour - 64.7 MBThis week in the B-Movie Barn, the guy's review Attack of The Killer Tomatoes..nothing is scarier than a fruit disguising itself as a vegetable for world domination.
Ep. 21: Attack of the Killer Donuts
August 16, 2021 20:01 - 55 minutes - 50.5 MBThis week in the B-Movie Barn, Chris and Darrel view Attack of The Killer Donuts: a 2017 horror/comedy about a chemical accident that turns ordinary donuts into bloodthirsty killers. Now it's up to three friends to save their sleepy town.
EP 20: A Polish Vampire in Burbank
August 10, 2021 20:04 - 52 minutes - 47.9 MBThis week in the B-Movie Barn Chris and Darrel talk about the 1983 horror comedy A Polish Vampire in Burbank. A film about A California vampire who drinks blood from a straw is kicked out of the house until he starts to feed, but he’s in love with his first slated victim.
Episode 19 Piss and Moan
August 04, 2021 02:56 - 1 hour - 55.5 MBThis week we review no movie and just open up our hearts and manginas to you all.
Fanny Got Fingered
July 27, 2021 18:21 - 39 minutes - 36.3 MBThis week's watch was so horrible even though it was a 17-minute documentary I have nothing more to write.
Episode 17 Poor People that no one cares about
July 20, 2021 20:11 - 1 hour - 57.3 MBThis week we talk about the documentary Invasion on Chestnut Ridge and other idiotic nonsense.
Ep 16-Supersize Me 2 You Fat Ass
July 13, 2021 19:08 - 1 hour - 63.3 MBThis week Chris and Darel rock out with their cocks out talking about the documentary Supersize Me 2: Holy Chicken! It's a documentary by fast food fun kill Morgan Spurlock as he opens his own fast-food restaurant and dives deep to battle big cock....I mean chicken.
Grumpy Old Men and The Alienators
July 06, 2021 20:41 - 1 hour - 55.2 MBThis week in the B-Movie Barn, Chris and Darel talk about The Alienators-Two amateur UFOlogists investigate a woman's claim that aliens are watching her and are filmed by a privately funded UFO organization. It's so awesome we spend 15 minutes talking about it. The rest is just rants and talking about our dog....enjoy.
Episode 14: Roswell Top Secret
June 29, 2021 17:41 - 52 minutes - 48.3 MBJoin Chris and Darel in the B-Movie this week; the gruesome twosome talks about Roswell Top Secret's documentary! Was it aliens, or was it just a bunch of people jerking us off to make a tourist trap?
Episode 13: Dolla Dolla Bills Y'all
June 22, 2021 23:08 - 59 minutes - 54.3 MBThis week Chris and Darel make it rain money reviewing the documentary: The Marvelous History of the US Dollar.
EP 12- Ancient Aliens and the New World Order
June 15, 2021 21:20 - 1 hour - 61.5 MBThis week we watch the documentary of an old man talking about conspiratorial arguments for alien life on Earth, its influence on elite society throughout history, and its implications for future generations.
Episode 11: Camp Death 3 in 2D!!
May 26, 2021 17:41 - 54 minutes - 50.2 MBThis week we watched Camp Death 3 in 2D!!! It's a very stupid comedy/horror parody of the 'Friday the 13th' series and is proudly presented in two dimensions.
Episode 10: 27 Alien Encounters
May 18, 2021 20:17 - 40 minutes - 37.1 MBThis week Chris and Darel talk about 27 Alien Encounters its a documentary, that is supposed to challenge our understanding of the universe using a monotone narrator and only the first paragraph of the Wikipedia reference of these UFO encounters.
Episode 9 Zombie Beavers
May 12, 2021 18:31 - 1 hour - 72.6 MBThis week Chris and Darel talk about Zombie Beavers: Danger lurks beneath the dark abysses of a small lake and a river somewhere after a toxic spill cause beavers to mutate into Zombie Bevers. Sadly Jerry Mathers didn't make a cameo.
Ep 8 Bigfoot vs Zombies
May 04, 2021 17:35 - 50 minutes - 45.8 MBWhat happens when a lame-ass scientist releases a secret homemade chemical concoction on a body farm? That's right low budget zombies but have no fear. A man in a heavily used gorilla suit shows up and saves the day. Sit back, relax and join Chris and Darel in the B-Movie Barn as they make fun of the 2016 block bomber straight to Tubi's release motion picture of Bigfoot vs. Zombies. Movie link if you want to watch https://tubitv.com/movies/343295/bigfoot-vs-zombies?start=true
Episode 7 Moon Landing Conspiracy
April 27, 2021 19:02 - 57 minutes - 52.6 MBThis week Chris and Darel watch Moon Landing Conspiracy a documentary about well its pretty much it the name.
Episode 6 Deadtime Stories
April 20, 2021 20:22 - 55 minutes - 51.1 MBThis week Chris and Darel talk about Deadtime Stories a movie about a creepy uncle babysitting his nephew shares 3 not-so-child-friendly bedtime stories about witches, Little Red RidngHood and Goldie Lox, and the 3 Bears.
Episode 5-The Fergusons
April 13, 2021 18:26 - 59 minutes - 54.7 MBThis week Chris and Darel talk about a "comedy" The Fergusons a 1950's TV-type family that likes to consume their neighbors. Watch the Movie if you want -https://tubitv.com/movies/454625/the-fergusons?start=true
Episode 4-Bubba the Redneck Werewolf
April 06, 2021 19:09 - 37 minutes - 34.7 MBThis week in the movie barn it's a classic love story of Bubba Blanche, who is in love with a girl, but this girl doesn't think he's good enough and is shacking up with an older guy who has a double-wide trailer and a 4 toast toaster, so he sells his soul to the devil to become a werewolf. Here is the movie if you want to watch it: https://tubitv.com/movies/387312/bubba-the-redneck-werewolf?start=true
Episode 3 Degenerate Double Feature
March 23, 2021 22:26 - 37 minutes - 34.7 MBFor some reason this week we decided to punish our brains instead of our massive phallus from masturbation. This week a Degenerate Double Feature we review the mind-numbing extra chromosome adding Dead on Appraisal and Kung Fu and Titties. At least the 2nd movie had a lot of choice bare titties. Movie Links- Kung Fu and Titties-https://tubitv.com/movies/473908/kung-fu-titties?start=true Dead on Appraisal-https://tubitv.com/movies/539630/dead-on-appraisal?start=true
Episode 2-Taintlight
March 16, 2021 18:04 - 29 minutes - 26.7 MBThis week in the B Movie Barn Chris and Darel talk about a horror classic Taintlight. A thought-provoking parody of the 2008 film Twilight where a young girl falls for an ancient vampire with great hair, they must fend off another group of bloodsuckers and the werewolf who desires her. Written/Directed/Produced by Chris Seaver Meredith Host Kurt Indovina Billy Garberina A.J. Stabone Jessica Stephens Check the movie out if you want https://tubitv.com/movies/551847/taintlight?start=true
Episode 1-Close Encounters of the Inbred Redneck Kind
March 09, 2021 18:55 - 56 minutes - 51.9 MBJoin Chris and Darel in the B-Movie Barn talking about this week's instant classic Close Encounters of the Inbred Redneck Kind. Starring: Mike Watt, Meredith Host, Amy Lynn Best, Billy Garberina Directed and Written by Chris Seaver You'll never look at another mullet the same way ever again. Movie Link: https://tubitv.com/movies/472552/close-encounters-of-the-inbred-redneck-kind?start=true
Episode 21 Filthy McTed Cruz
March 02, 2021 20:25 - 1 hour - 64.4 MBGood Old Ted gives a taste of his speech from CPAC, we complain about politics for a bit then talk about a classic Filthy McNasty-a Outlandish, gross-out comedy about two nerdy girls whose desires to be sexually irresistible are given by a demon whose help they soon come to regret. Here a link if you want to watch Filthy McNasty-https://tubitv.com/movies/550365/filthy-mcnasty?start=true
Episode 20 Ted Cruz Anal Probe
February 23, 2021 20:11 - 1 hour - 62.2 MBThis week we make fun of Ted Cruz and then talk about Beyond the Spectrum - Being Taken A documentary covering the rich, specific history of alleged alien abductions and the most credible cases so far that defy physical explanations. Beyond the Spectrum - Being Taken link https://tubitv.com/movies/477590/beyond-the-spectrum-being-taken?start=true
Episode 19: Blowing Alien Loads
February 16, 2021 22:32 - 51 minutes - 49.6 MBThis week's Chris gets on Darel about not putting in 100% to WAP. Then we break down Extraordinary: The Seeding: the "fascinating" "documentary" that dares to explore alien abductions and reproduction experiments through harrowing firsthand accounts. This week's sponsor is Mitch McConnell Fun Zone!
Episode 18: Your Reptilian Ate My Alien
February 09, 2021 20:10 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBThis week we talk about the documentary Alien Reptilian Legacy and then we talk about movies that we believe are pushing the reptilian overload takeover or whatever.
WAP Episode 17: Crisco and Shleibert
February 03, 2021 20:58 - 1 hour - 60.6 MBThis week a very unprepared Zorth calls in and we talk about Confessions of a Time Traveler - The Man from 3036.