“Those were the glory days of jokes”

References

Intro: Gabriel Gundacker’s Coinstar bit 1, 2, 3
The new Canada Food Guide
‘Farming Simulator’ is getting its own esports league

Would You Rather…

…​learn that we’re alone in the universe, or find out that aliens have heard our call and are on the way to take our resources? (Thanks Gustavo!)
…​poop in the only toilet at a party—knowing you’ll clog it—or in the bushes?
…​be my grandma or my grandpa?
…​have a permanent splinter under your toenail or have a permanent bad haircut?
have to work in a free clinic in 2050’s Russia twice a week OR your family crest is a banana and Die Hard movies starred William Shatner?
…forget who you are every time it rains or never be able to remember why you walked into a room?

Recommendations:

Jon: Design Canada
Ryan: Back in My Body by Maggie Rogers (from Heard It In A Past Life)
Tim: Phoenix by Pedro the Lion

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