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The Wondrous World of Wonkypenguin

26 episodes - English - Latest episode: 2 months ago -

The above ground world of the shipping industry is a treasure trove of the underground world of human hilarity. The stories may be unbelievable, but they are a true account of the amazing things people put in boxes, sell online, and/or inquire from us, the shipping experts.

Stand-Up Comedy
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Episodes

Puck Around & Cash Out for Sunday, January 14

January 14, 2024 17:03 - 15 minutes - 14.3 MB

Kelly Kirby (@thewonkypenguin) and Luke Monaldo (@MoKnowsSports) discuss the tiny two-game NHL slate and how they would attack each contest to win some cash.

Puck Props for Friday, January 12

January 12, 2024 16:54 - 1 minute - 1.6 MB

Kelly Kirby (@thewonkypenguin) takes a look at tonight's small NHL slate and offers three plus-money options she is betting on.

Puck Around & Cash Out: January 10

January 10, 2024 17:36 - 27 minutes - 25.9 MB

Luke Monaldo (The GIFTing Crooner) and Kelly Kirby (The Wonkypenguin) take a look at the 3-game slate for Wednesday, January 10, and offer their best props, goal in first ten, and anytime goalscorer picks. They also dive into the absurdity of the NBA's Two Minute Reports and wonder what on earth is going on with official reviews.

Field Report: Retired Ladies Edition

February 16, 2022 16:43 - 6 minutes - 2.13 MB

In which a coroner and fake coke fiend walk into The Field while Private Ryan is away. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2022/02/16/field-report-retired-ladies-edition/

Field Report: Holiday Recap Edition

January 06, 2022 15:09 - 7 minutes - 2.65 MB

In which we all come down with "chapped lips" and no one thinks Private Ryan is a gangster. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2022/01/06/field-report-holiday-recap-edition/

Field Report: It’s Coming

November 08, 2021 16:56 - 7 minutes - 2.55 MB

In which gunpowder and grumpiness rule the day. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/11/08/field-report-its-coming/

Field Report: Day 567

October 04, 2021 15:14 - 7 minutes - 2.48 MB

In which Fed Ex Express (and people who drive Tahoes) incur my very hot, very hangry wrath. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/10/04/field-report-day-567/

Field Report: Ah, Summer

August 23, 2021 15:09 - 6 minutes - 2.25 MB

In which the heat brings out the best in people and we learn that silence has a monetary value. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/08/23/field-report-ah-summer/

Field Report: The Idiot’s Guide To Shipping A Package

July 17, 2021 17:30 - 6 minutes - 2.13 MB

In which we learn about geographical sleeping habits and strange ways to carry packages. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/07/17/field-report-the-idiots-guide-to-shipping-a-package/

Field Report: Year 3

June 22, 2021 14:52 - 6 minutes - 2.26 MB

In which a customer thinks I'm interrogating them and we ship a fifth-grade-level book report. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/06/22/field-report-year-3/

Field Report: Day 458

June 09, 2021 21:14 - 5 minutes - 2 MB

In which we meditate on ways to handle customers. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/06/09/field-report-day-458/

Field Report: Return To Battle

May 26, 2021 15:36 - 6 minutes - 2.22 MB

In which we discuss oranges and crackheads. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/05/04/field-report-return-to-battle/

Field Report: YOU CAN’T ASK ME THAT

May 26, 2021 15:33 - 5 minutes - 1.94 MB

In which we contemplate Field weaponry and the brand new mask rules. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/05/18/field-report-you-cant-ask-me-that/

Field Report: Day 435

May 26, 2021 15:29 - 6 minutes - 2.36 MB

In which we meet Mr. Hrrmph, who is VERY upset about bubble envelopes. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/05/26/field-report-day-435/

Playing Tag Team

April 02, 2021 16:38 - 4 minutes - 3.81 MB

How do you celebrate finding love? I, apparently, had no idea. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/04/02/playing-tag-team/

One Event. Two Perspectives.

March 28, 2021 16:43 - 3 minutes - 1.15 MB

Slider is just a bit of a thespian when he wants to be. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2011/02/27/one-event-two-perspectives/

Field Report: Day 7

March 28, 2021 16:38 - 2 minutes - 953 KB

March 29, 2020 -- In which we learn if you've never used a Bible quote to describe antiques, you're missing out. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/29/field-report-day-7/

Field Report: Day 6

March 28, 2021 16:33 - 2 minutes - 984 KB

March 24, 2020 -- In which Kwik Trip starts construction and customers begin shipping conspiracy theories. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/24/field-report-day-6/

Field Report: Day 5

March 28, 2021 15:57 - 1 minute - 579 KB

March 23, 2020 -- In which Wisconsin closes and I wonder if I'll need an interstate passport. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/23/field-report-day-5/

Letters to My Younger Self: C-Ya!

March 23, 2021 16:31 - 3 minutes - 2.96 MB

This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2021/03/23/c-ya/

Weekend Leave: 1

March 20, 2021 17:59 - 1 minute - 441 KB

March 22, 2020 -- In which Colonel spends quarantine making sphere ice cubes. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/22/weekend-leave-1/

Field Report: Day 4

March 20, 2021 16:05 - 1 minute - 639 KB

March 20, 2020 -- In which we learn washing hands is forfeiting civil liberties. Pass it on. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/20/field-report-day-4/

Field Report: Day 3

March 20, 2021 16:00 - 1 minute - 659 KB

The day I began asking panicked customers to cite their sources on their virus “research.” This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/19/field-report-day-3/

Base Report: Day 1

March 20, 2021 14:54 - 1 minute - 569 KB

March 18, 2020 -- In which traversing the world for the first time after "it" happened led to quite the experiences. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/18/base-report-day-1/

Field Report: Day 2

March 20, 2021 14:42 - 1 minute - 641 KB

March 17, 2020 -- In which the contrast between Sergeant and Colonel is reflective of their relative power in the organization. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/17/field-report-day-2/

Field Report: Day 1

March 20, 2021 14:19 - 1 minute - 584 KB

March 16, 2020 -- Hear how it all began. Dissertations will be written about the rush on toilet paper. This episode is also available as a blog post: http://wonkypenguin.com/2020/03/16/field-report-day-1/