Episode 239: Weekend At Bernies

This week is not a regular show. I am recording it ahead to time and scheduling it go up as I am attending services for a friend who recently took his life. There are still jokes, not great ones, but when are there? It’s OK if you skip this show, you don’t know my friend, and outside of the character I play on the podcast (you do KNOW it’s a character right? No one could drink as much I say I do and survive. At least not know...20 years ago...) you may not know me. So, no shame in not listening.

However, if for some crazy reason you come across this show and are thinking of harming yourself, please tell someone, anyone and convene your own little ad hoc council before you make any long term decisions. There is even a hotline, kind of like the Butterball Hotline, but for helping you not hurt the people you love AND yourself. Call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline at 1-800-273-8255. Shit, call the Butterball Hotline, call ANYONE, and TELL THEM FIRST!

Because you are not a cruel person.
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Episode 239: Weekend At Bernies

This week is not a regular show. I am recording it ahead to time and scheduling it go up as I am attending services for a friend who recently took his life. There are still jokes, not great ones, but when are there? It’s OK if you skip this show, you don’t know my friend, and outside of the character I play on the podcast (you do KNOW it’s a character right? No one could drink as much I say I do and survive. At least not know...20 years ago...) you may not know me. So, no shame in not listening.

However, if for some crazy reason you come across this show and are thinking of harming yourself, please tell someone, anyone and convene your own little ad hoc council before you make any long term decisions. There is even a hotline, kind of like the Butterball Hotline, but for helping you not hurt the people you love AND yourself. Call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline at 1-800-273-8255. Shit, call the Butterball Hotline, call ANYONE, and TELL THEM FIRST!

Because you are not a cruel person.

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