Fancy Killer Nipples

Is it weird to anybody else that Dylan Mulvaney’s nipples were blurred out in the newspapers pictures of him last week? Or… is it possible that some AI (it’s fancy… first off it’s two letters and it means “artificial intelligence”) came up with the idea of his dress and to blur our the offensive nipples?

Other people watching Netflix have said that the whole AI concept “scares” them, to the point that they are unable to sleep. which could be solved by a judicious application of the “What Color Is The Dress” post. failing that, you can go and wait in a Yellowstone National Park toilet.

Or just wait for all the talking heads to start praising Tucker on Monday, because you don’t need a killer AI robot to tell you that’s a-coming…