There'll Be Scary Ghost Stories

You might think that Andy  Williams was singing about 2020, but he wasn't per se. There was no way he could have foreseen the scary stuff from this year, which has culminated in actual,  real-life arguments over whether or not having a Doctorate Degree is worthy enough or not.  Meanwhile, politicians are being triggered by TV commercials during meaningless basketball games that they forced their family to watch, and since it's still 2020, they have to tell you about it.

H.P. Lovecraft drew inspiration from a fellow who used to tell scary - and moralistic - Christmas ghost stories back in time when people weren't triggered by Pillow Commercials or other people's paperwork...