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What's Your Problema? with Babbs and Maria

19 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 2 years ago - ★★★★★ - 16 ratings

Say hello to "WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEMA?" a new advice podcast from the iconic BABBS AND MARIA LOPEZ. Babbs and Maria are comedians, hosts, models, actors, and IDENTICAL TWIN SISTERS with OVER 60 YEARS of experience (combined) living on earth. They've got a lot of advice to give and a lot of opinions to express, and a lot of stories to tell. Listen starting Sunday February 14th with a blockbuster VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL and then every other Thursday after that.

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Episodes

Ep. 17 - Amber Alert Diabetes

October 01, 2021 01:17 - 23 minutes - 22.4 MB

DON'T FIRE UP AN AMBER ALERT – Babbs and Maria have NOT gone missing! They are here with POWERFUL advice to solve even the hardest of problems.  THIS WEEK they get into what to do with a boyfriend who doesn't like sports, which celebrity you should have a crush on if you don't have one already, how to get out of being Facebook Friendzoned, and how to handle a neighbor who keeps folding in your car mirrors.  PLUS, Amber alerts are TOO LOUD, do NOT go to Vegas for New Years, and Maria may ha...

Ep. 16 - Salmonella in Your Head

September 16, 2021 07:00 - 25 minutes - 24.7 MB

RELAX! It's not that serious! And even if it was, Babbs and Maria are here to help. So, take a deep breath and let the Animáls take the wheel. THIS WEEK, we get into what to do if you catch your boss shit talking you, the key to responsibly paying a group tab as adults, and how to talk to your partner about their, um, unmotivated performance in the bedroom.   PLUS, Babbs and Maria rage against machines (self-checkout machines to be specific), makeup that's under lock and key, and bucket hat...

Ep. 15 - Tray of (Good) Shit

September 02, 2021 07:00 - 31 minutes - 29.4 MB

GET READY ANIMÁLS! Babbs and Maria are here with help, advice and TRICKS! (And okay, yeah, some TIPS too.) THIS WEEK, we get into HYDRATION, the timeless battle of WINE VS LIQUOR, and HOW TO BITE YOUR TONGUE in a bad situation.  NEW SEGMENT ALERT --- TIPS AND TRICKS. This episode we're tackling HAIR DYING.  (HINT: BE PREPARED TO STAIN EVERYTHING) PLUS, Ports O’Call is the best place on earth,  Maria saved a man who fainted and almost killed him, and Mountain Valley sparkling water is the ...

Ep. 14 - Cheaters Cameo

August 19, 2021 07:00 - 24 minutes - 23.3 MB

ARE YOU SCARED? Well, CALM DOWN – Babbs and Maria are here to take all your fear away with advice and helpful opinions! And to let you know that you should be getting ready for Halloween! Yes, NOW! The good plastic bats will be flying off the shelves before you know it, so start making your spooky plans!! THIS WEEK, Babbs and Maria get into what to do if you've found yourself craving practical and functional things in your life, why pets get better treatment today, and how to handle your re...

Ep. 13 - Sushi Push Pop

August 06, 2021 04:56 - 34 minutes - 32.5 MB

This week Babbs and Maria have OLYMPIC FEVER. Just kidding, they have ADVICE FEVER and they're ready to triple backflip into your ears with advice, stories, and their go-to McDonald's orders! THIS WEEK they get into how to introduce your sensitive boyfriend to your abrasive mother (PREP FOR THE AFTERMATH), what to do about a scary tattoo (GET IT RETOUCHED, WHO CARES), and how to manage dating on the apps (HAND IT OFF TO A TRUSTED FRIEND)! PLUS -- Maria's strategy for dumping shots she does...

Ep. 12 - Skateboarding Maids

July 22, 2021 07:00 - 30 minutes - 28.9 MB

GET READY -- Babbs and Maria are kickflipping into your podcast feed with advice, stories, and HOT HOT HOT Cactus Cooler takes!  THIS WEEK they get into what to do if you're dating two people but falling in love with one of them, how to support your lawyer boyfriend who wants to be an actor, GLUTEN FREE SNACKS, and  whether or not to hook up with your hot landlord. PLUS -- don't you dare think about peeing on a road trips, Babbs has convinced herself she landed a kickflip once, what happen...

Ep. 11 - Power Sit

July 08, 2021 07:00 - 28 minutes - 28.2 MB

ARE YOU SITTING DOWN? Because Babbs and Maria are back to help you get through the summer with more indispensable advice like what to do if your friend paints an ugly portrait of you (pretend someone stole it!) or how to be on your best behavior at a bachelorette party (don't! it's fine!)  or what to do if your boss wants to be friends (set boundaries!) PLUS they get into sitting hard, the questionable afterlife of a puzzle once it's done, and the many reasons it's difficult to wear a fanny...

Ep. 10 - Heat Stroke

June 24, 2021 15:31 - 39 minutes - 38.2 MB

GET READY FOR A HOT ONE, YOU GUYS! Babbs and Maria turn off their AC and turn on the advice to help people just like you change their lives. This week, we get into what to do if your work crush is in a relationship, but also has an OnlyFans (join and hope), ways to build a stylish wardrobe from scratch (take notes, people), how to have the best day at the beach (seriously TAKE NOTES, PEOPLE), and how long you should wait before joining bank accounts with your significant other (depends on yo...

Ep. 9 - Gummy Bears and Tuna Fish

June 11, 2021 06:52 - 25 minutes - 24.2 MB

This week Babbs and Maria CUT RIGHT TO THE CHASE in their quest to help listeners – they handle an awkward sex dream about someone's boss (you're just horny, GET OUTSIDE), annoying family text chains (JUST LEAVE, it will be OK), how to flake on plans (TIMING IS KEY), and developing good habits (VISION BOARDS CAN BE YEAR-ROUND). Plus, Maria's being courted by the real estate brokers and Babbs reveals that she has been visited by her cute dead grandma!   GET IN TOUCH! KEEP THE QUESTIONS COMI...

Ep. 8: Eclipse Season

May 31, 2021 02:01 - 35 minutes - 33.3 MB

WATCH OUT, IT'S ECLIPSE SEASON!  BUT THANK GOD — Babbs and Maria are here with potentially LIFE-SAVING advice for ALL of their incredible listeners!  THIS WEEK's problems RUN THE GAMUT – from love virgins and fresh sobriety to awkward racial slurs in email addresses to accidentally stealing groceries and being sexually attracted to bad boys – this episode truly has something for EVERYONE. QAnon even comes up TWICE! PLUS, there are some hot tips on microwaving potatoes, Babbs remembers how ...

Ep. 8 - Eclipse Season

May 31, 2021 02:01 - 35 minutes - 33.3 MB

WATCH OUT, IT'S ECLIPSE SEASON!  BUT THANK GOD — Babbs and Maria are here with potentially LIFE-SAVING advice for ALL of their incredible listeners!  THIS WEEK's problems RUN THE GAMUT – from love virgins and fresh sobriety to awkward racial slurs in email addresses to accidentally stealing groceries and being sexually attracted to bad boys – this episode truly has something for EVERYONE. QAnon even comes up TWICE! PLUS, there are some hot tips on microwaving potatoes, Babbs remembers how ...

Ep. 7 - Captain Planet Tattoo

May 14, 2021 00:33 - 31 minutes - 30.3 MB

Babbs and Maria are BACK -- helping YOU navigate the tough situations life has thrown at you. And The Apps, oh god, THE APPS.   THIS WEEK they get into controversial tattoos (there's prob a reason his gf hates it), speaking up at work (the interrupter to shut it),  moving away from LA (it's okay to EXPLORE), and reaching out to a girl who didn't message back (do it if you must, but be warned).  PLUS, Maria passed her real estate exam (HELL YEAH), the little guy (no the OTHER little guy) at...

Ep. 6 - The Gavi's

April 16, 2021 00:54 - 32 minutes - 30.9 MB

This week, Babbs and Maria do not shy away from the tough topics in their quest to help EVERY SINGLE ONE of their listeners – from how to handle a one-sided relationship (block their ass), to how to talk to your sweet nieces about your brow lift (people can be judgemental assholes), to sacrificing your pandemic OnlyFans to get a "real" job (it depends).  PLUS, they reveal the name of their boisterous college group text and why they think Gavin Newsome is HOT, hash out a bangs controversy, a...

Ep. 5 - Pink-Nosed Puppies

April 01, 2021 19:47 - 27 minutes - 25.9 MB

This week Babbs and Maria recount a St. Patrick's Day fight and celebrate Maria's clean closet before diving into the important work of answering each and every cry for help from listeners NO MATTER HOW HARD. From blocking your ex's family (do it and don't look back), to letting your mom date your clown-assed friends (don't), to how to deal with male Libras (not possible), and the best/worst college drink concoctions (see the title of the episode). PLUS, Babbs and Maria remember the harrowi...

Ep. 4 - The ACL From Hell

March 18, 2021 13:41 - 26 minutes - 25 MB

Babbs and Maria check in on their new year's resolutions where they explain how the wild combination of bunk beds and a witch doctor means that Babbs may have a 15-year old torn ACL and then get into doing what they do best – HELPING PEOPLE. This week's advice covers what to buy at 7-11, work function etiquette in the pandemic, and the best way to get good at kissing.  PLUS, Babbs and Maria reveal the iconic wrestling tag team they nearly went as for Halloween. AND Babbs talks about her tea...

Ep. 3 - The Ghost of Judge Turkey

March 04, 2021 12:41 - 31 minutes - 30.2 MB

Babbs and Maria settle into helping people like you – along the way, they get into EVERYTHING – a mysterious whistle, a stuffed Pug named Judge Turkey who may be haunting her now, the sweltering shop class they suffered through in high school, and their twin superpowers. This episode was recorded in early January 2021.   FOLLOW BABBS AND MARIA ON INSTAGRAM – DM US QUESTIONS! • FOLLOW BABBS ON INSTAGRAM @BABBSLOPEZ • FOLLOW MARIA ON INSTAGRAM @REDLIPPEDRIA • FOLLOW BABBS AND MARIA ON TWI...

Ep. 2 – Who's Who

February 18, 2021 08:00 - 26 minutes - 25.7 MB

After our debut special Valentine's Day episode, we're going back to where it all started – the first episode of WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEMA? that we recorded back in 2020 (REMEMBER 2020? GOOD LORD.)  Babbs and Maria cover it ALL – whose voice is whose, fake insurance cards, tattoo cover-ups, quarantine haircuts, the best hangover food, astrological charts for twins, and what it's like to take Dramamine and then go on Space Mountain. • FOLLOW BABBS AND MARIA ON INSTAGRAM – DM US QUESTIONS! • FOL...

Ep. 1 – Valentine's Day Spectacular

February 14, 2021 20:58 - 35 minutes - 34.7 MB

Pop some CVS prosecco and check your selfie lighting... it's the romantic Valentine's Day premiere of WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEMA? !! Babbs and Maria answer all of your sex and dating questions, including what to say to your Zoom crush, bringing flowers to a threesome, car sex, and are "runts" real candy? TELL US – did you have a "jinx" rule growing up?  • FOLLOW BABBS AND MARIA ON INSTAGRAM – DM US QUESTIONS THERE • FOLLOW BABBS ON INSTAGRAM @BABBSLOPEZ • FOLLOW MARIA ON INSTAGRAM @REDLIPPEDR...

Trailer: What's Your Problema?

February 12, 2021 02:36 - 1 minute - 6.28 MB

Say hello to "WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEMA?" a new advice podcast from the iconic BABBS AND MARIA LOPEZ. Babbs and Maria are comedians, hosts, models, actors, and IDENTICAL TWIN SISTERS with OVER 60 YEARS of experience (combined) living on earth. They've got a lot of advice to give and a lot of opinions to express, and a lot of stories to tell.  Listen starting Sunday February 14th with a blockbuster VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL and then every other Thursday after that.  • FOLLOW BABBS AND MARIA ON INST...

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