"What Kind of Mayo?"
27 episodes - English - Latest episode: 12 months ago -Comedian Brandon Collins revisits the "classic" Nickelodeon tv show "Doug" while recalling past growing pains regarding race, fitting in and being low middle class!
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Episodes
Doug’s Lost Weekend + Doug’s Lucky Hat
June 23, 2023 04:00 - 25 minutes - 35.4 MBGet tickets to Brandon's upcoming stand-up comedy show on Friday, July 7th here! Brandon (@americancollins) finally returns for the season finale of "What Kind of Mayo?" by sharing his thoughts on Doug's video game obsession, Patti's affinity for a guinea pig giving us further insight into her race and plans for next season of the podcast! Don't forget to leave a five star review on your favorite podcast app and/or send Brandon some monies via Venmo at Brandon-Collins-21!
Doug’s Hot Ticket + Doug’s Dental Disaster
March 31, 2023 04:00 - 24 minutes - 34.1 MBBrandon (@americancollins) shares his thoughts on the wild adulting going on in Bluffington, emphasizes with Doug's weak grasp on reality and recounts his own personal experiences with dentists. Don't forget to leave a five star review on your favorite podcast app and/or send Brandon some monies via Venmo at Brandon-Collins-21!
Doug Pumps Up + Doug Goes Hollywood
March 24, 2023 15:01 - 20 minutes - 28.4 MBBrandon (@americancollins) discusses the multiple layers to Doug's imagination, why this show can be triggering as hell to watch and his disdain for body builders. Don't forget to leave a five star review on your favorite podcast app and/or send Brandon some monies via Venmo at Brandon-Collins-21!
Doug on the Trail + Doug Meets RoboBone
March 17, 2023 04:00 - 19 minutes - 26.2 MBBrandon (@americancollins) has flashbacks of old boy scout trips on this latest episode of "What Kind of Mayo?", discusses the evil adult residents living in Bluffington and gets new evidence about Patti's racial identity! Don't forget to leave a five star review on your favorite podcast app and/or send Brandon some monies via Venmo at Brandon-Collins-21!
Doug’s a Big Fat Liar + Doug Wears Tights
March 10, 2023 18:34 - 21 minutes - 29.7 MBBrandon (@americancollins) uses this latest "Doug" episode to revisit some childhood memories from school dances and the time when he signed up for a dance class in high school to get closer to his crush! The mystery of Patti's race continues! Don't forget to leave a five star review on your favorite podcast app and/or send Brandon some monies via Venmo at Brandon-Collins-21!
Doug Saves Roger + Doug’s Big News
March 10, 2023 02:00 - 18 minutes - 24.9 MBBrandon (@americancollins) discusses the episode where Roger gets a taste of his old medicine from the creepy nephew of Mr. Bone who is revealed to be the most irresponsible adult role model ever put on celluloid! Don't forget to leave a five star review on your favorite podcast app and/or send Brandon some monies via Venmo at Brandon-Collins-21!
Doug Battles the Rulemeister + Doug’s a Genius
March 03, 2023 04:27 - 24 minutes - 34.1 MBBrandon (@americancollins) discusses a potentially problematic new theory about Patti's race which isn't as bad as some of the problematic elements in this episode of "Doug"! Doug ain't no genius. He's out of his damn mind. Don't forget to leave a five star review on your favorite podcast app and/or send Brandon some monies via Venmo at Brandon-Collins-21!
Doug’s Derby Dilemma + Doug’s on his Own
March 03, 2023 02:00 - 28 minutes - 38.9 MBBrandon (@americancollins) returns with the fourth season of "What Kind of Mayo?" and catches the audience up on some life events, personal adjustments and then breakdowns this wild episode where Doug build a soapbox car (terribly) and is left home alone allowing Mr. Dink to continue being a sinister presence within Bluffington. Don't forget to leave a five star review on your favorite podcast app and/or send Brandon some monies via Venmo at Brandon-Collins-21!
”What Kind of Mayo?” Season Four Announcement
January 30, 2023 15:27 - 2 minutes - 2.9 MBdon't forget to check out "drunk black history" on thursday, february 23rd in brooklyn, ny at the bell house! tix are available for in-person and livestream at www.drunkblackhistory.com! host brandon is back to announce the launch date for the fourth season of "what kind of mayo?" lots of stories and life updates to share on top of revisiting the anxiety of doug funnie! and we're still trying to figure out...what the hell kind of race is patti?!!
Doug's On Stage + Doug's Worst Nightmare
August 23, 2020 16:00 - 18 minutes - 25.8 MBBrandon (@americancollins) closes out the third season of "What Kind of Mayo?" by reading a five star review and trying to make sense of Judy Funnie's production of the founding of Bluffington! He also is confused about Roger's sudden crush on Judy when he is clearly in love with Doug! Prove him wrong! Don't forget to leave a five star review! You can watch this of Doug episode on Youtube here.
Doug's Dinner Date + Doug Meets Fentruck w/ Saul Urena
August 23, 2020 15:55 - 52 minutes - 71.5 MBComedian Brandon Collins (@americancollins) chats with podcaster Saul Urena about living in Florida during the surge of COVID cases, Doug's seemingly racist views towards a foreign exchange student and shares a very interesting theory about Patti's ethnicity! Don't forget to leave a five star review! This episode of Doug is available on YouTube to view here.
Doug's Secret Admirer + Doug's On TV w/ Ariel Leaty
August 23, 2020 15:49 - 37 minutes - 51.4 MBBrandon (@americancollins) breaks down this episode with podcaster/comedian Ariel Leaty to make sense of Doug's increasingly creepy vibes towards Patti and not standing up for himself... Don't forget to leave a five star review! You can watch this episode of Doug on Youtube here.
Doug's Got No Gift + Doug Vs. The Klotzoid Zombies
August 22, 2020 15:24 - 19 minutes - 26.4 MBBrandon (@americancollins) uses this episode to discuss Doug's potential addiction problems and how his paranoia and FOMO is so bad that his friends can plan surprise parties around it! Don't forget to leave a five star review! You can watch this episode on Youtube here.
Doug Takes The Case + Doug's Secret Song w/ Darin Patterson
August 22, 2020 15:22 - 42 minutes - 57.8 MBComedian Brandon Collins (@americancollins) chats with comedian Darin Patterson about this weird episode of "Doug" where Doug fancies himself a detective but can't even handle a little bit of stress...Darin also gives his theory on Patti's ethnicity! This episode is available on YouTube to view here.
Doug's Fair Lady + Doug Says Goodbye
August 22, 2020 15:06 - 21 minutes - 29.2 MBBrandon (@americancollins) starts the third season of "What Kind of Mayo?" by reviewing an episode that demonstrates Doug's toxic view of Patti and Skeeter's ability to have a disguise ready whenever he needs one! Don't forget to leave a five star review! You can watch this episode on Youtube here.
Doug is Quailman + Doug Out in Left Field
July 03, 2020 04:03 - 19 minutes - 26.7 MBBrandon (@americancollins) wraps up the second season of "What Kind of Mayo?" by revisiting one of his favorite episodes from childhood, realizes that the school's softball coach is hella problematic and complains about Doug's poor creative choices... Don't forget to leave a five star review! You can watch this episode on Youtube here.
Doug's Cooking + Doug Loses Dale
July 03, 2020 04:01 - 20 minutes - 28.8 MBSomehow Doug keeps failing up! Brandon (@americancollins) breaks down this episode where Patti loses her shit, everyone in the class probably gets diarrhea and Skeeter puts his little brother in Doug's weak, selfish hands... Don't forget to leave a five star review! You can watch this episode on Youtube here.
Doug's Runaway Journal + Doug's Doodle
July 03, 2020 04:00 - 20 minutes - 27.6 MBBrandon (@americancollins) is starting to realize some disturbing similarities between Doug and himself and he does NOT like it...also Doug has a daydream where he tries to bang his teacher... Don't forget to leave a five star review! You can watch this episode on Youtube here.
Doug's Big Catch + Doug Needs Money
June 26, 2020 12:44 - 19 minutes - 27.1 MBThis is a Mr. Dink heavy episode for some reason...Brandon (@americancollins) recalling some past fishing attempts while being baffled by how emotionally fragile Mr. Dink is but it makes sense because he's in a loveless and sexless marriage... Don't forget to leave a five star review! You can watch this episode on Youtube here.
Doug Gets His Ears Lowered + Doug on the Wild Side
June 26, 2020 12:41 - 24 minutes - 33.4 MBBrandon (@americancollins) shakes his head constantly as he reviews this movie where he is finding himself hating Doug more and more. Why does he complain and panic so much??? He needs counseling!!! Don't forget to leave a five star review! You can watch this episode on Youtube here.
Doug's Cool Shoes + Doug to the Rescue
June 26, 2020 12:39 - 27 minutes - 38.4 MBIt's Season Two baby! Brandon (@americancollins) opens this new season by reviewing an episode where Doug is clearly losing his grip on reality and it's clear that Patti is digging him. There are also TWO different thoughts on Patti's race on this one! Don't forget to leave a five star review! This episode is available on YouTube to view here.
Doug is Mayor for a Day + Doug's No Dummy
May 01, 2020 15:57 - 23 minutes - 31.8 MBThe first season of "What Kind of Mayo?" wraps up with Brandon discussing this strange episode where Doug continues to fall up and Brandon can't help but compare the Mayor of Bluffington to Trump. You can view the episode on YouTube here.
Doug Can't Dig It + Doug Didn't Do It w/ Sharron Paul
May 01, 2020 15:51 - 39 minutes - 53.9 MBComedian Brandon Collins (@americancollins) chats with Sharron Paul about this bonkers episode of "Doug" and openly worries about Doug's inability to handle stressful situations. Sharron also shares some stories about growing up in NYC and gives her theory on Patti's ethnical origins! This episode is available on YouTube to view here.
Doug Takes a Hike + Doug Rocks w/ Casey James Salengo
May 01, 2020 15:32 - 35 minutes - 49.1 MBComedian Brandon Collins (@americancollins) welcomes Casey James Salengo on the show to discuss episode four and Casey's connection with "Doug". Casey shares some stories of his upbringing and gives his theory on what race Patti Mayonnaise is... This episode is available on YouTube to view here.
Doug's Dog's Date + Doug's Big Nose
May 01, 2020 15:28 - 21 minutes - 29.3 MBComedian Brandon Collins (@americancollins) review this wild third episode of "Doug" and discusses Doug and Porkchop's unusual relationship. This episode is available on YouTube to view here.
Doug & Brandon Can't Dance + Doug Gets Busted
May 01, 2020 15:25 - 23 minutes - 31.7 MBComedian Brandon Collins (@americancollins) discusses episode two of "Doug" and recalls terrible school dances while reflecting on how Doug's panic attacks clearly show he needs counseling! This episode is available on YouTube to view here.
Problematic White Friends + Doug Bags a Neematoad
April 29, 2020 19:58 - 30 minutes - 42.5 MBComedian Brandon Collins (@americancollins) introduces his new podcast "What Kind of Mayo?" and discusses a recent issue he had with a friend who didn't defend him and breaks down his first revisit to Bluffington! This episode is available on YouTube to view here.