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What Clicks May Come

41 episodes - English - Latest episode: about 1 year ago - ★★★★ - 10 ratings

Just a couple of goofs free-falling down internet holes and being bewildered at the wild things they lead us to. Come hang out and listen to some messed up stuff about the Jigsaw of Quora, Chuck E Cheese erotic fan fiction, raw chicken purses, dolphin cults, and so much more! Find us on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your stories about armadillos (natural soldiers) at [email protected] Podcast artwork is by Jocelyn James, find her on Patreon at patreon.com/herbgerblin Music is by Brittany, find her on this podcast!

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Juoouf Buoouzuoous Juoouse Buoouze Cruoouzeu

March 03, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour - 45.1 MB

Long eggs and the... ~Juoouf Buoouzuoous Juoouse Buoouze Cruoouzeu~ There is truly nothing else to say.  Find gross pics of bad stuff that we look at in each episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds or a cool picture of a dog you googled once at [email protected].  Podcast artwork is by Jocelyn James, find her on Patreon at patreon.com/herbgerblin  Music is by Brittany, find her on this podcast! Caffeinate us...

Zorch Me, Lord Licorice

February 02, 2023 18:00 - 1 hour - 46.9 MB

How sexually attractive is Lord Licorice to you? What do ChexMix and phlegm have to do with each other? What is the best word to say to water? All that and more in this episode? Find gross pics of bad stuff that we look at in each episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds or a cool picture of a dog you googled once at [email protected].  Podcast artwork is by Jocelyn James, find her on Patreon at patreon.com/her...

The Floating Shadow and Snake Jackal Strike Back

November 12, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 52.3 MB

In this ep, we have calm and reasonable conversations about totally normal ASMR, and then somehow get to Family Guy character generators. Okay? Find gross pics of bad stuff that we look at in each episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds or a cool picture of a dog you googled once at [email protected].    Podcast artwork is by Jocelyn James, find her on Patreon at patreon.com/herbgerblin  Music is by Brittany,...

The Floating Shadow and Snake Jackal Strike Back

November 12, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 52.3 MB

In this ep, we have calm and reasonable conversations about totally normal ASMR, and then somehow get to Family Guy character generators. Okay? Find gross pics of bad stuff that we look at in each episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds or a cool picture of a dog you googled once at [email protected].    Podcast artwork is by Jocelyn James, find her on Patreon at patreon.com/herbgerblin  Music is by Brittany,...

That's Fiendish!

May 09, 2022 13:00 - 48 minutes - 33.3 MB

Well well well, we've been doing this thing for (*cough* a little over  *cough*) a YEAR, and to celebrate, we decided to spend some quality time catching up with our dear Quora friend. Find gross pics of bad stuff that we look at in each episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds or a cool picture of a dog you googled twice at [email protected].    Podcast artwork is by Jocelyn James, find her on Patreon at patr...

That's Fiendish!

May 09, 2022 13:00 - 48 minutes - 33.3 MB

Well well well, we've been doing this thing for (*cough* a little over  *cough*) a YEAR, and to celebrate, we decided to spend some quality time catching up with our dear Quora friend. Find gross pics of bad stuff that we look at in each episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds or a cool picture of a dog you googled twice at [email protected].    Podcast artwork is by Jocelyn James, find her on Patreon at patr...

Nothin' but Crab Meat

April 18, 2022 13:00 - 1 hour - 60.2 MB

Ever wonder whether or not there are pyramids in Utah? Want to know all about *practice skin*? Really hankering to have Sleepy Time tea ruined for you forever? Well dive on in, the merh is tepid and oil-based! Find gross pics of bad stuff that we look at in each episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds or stock photos of horses at [email protected].    Podcast artwork is by Jocelyn James, find her on Patreon a...

Don't Ask About the Baby in the Ceiling 👶 (Feat. Adal Rifai)

March 21, 2022 14:00 - 59 minutes - 40.9 MB

The title says it all, folks! Don’t you dare ask! But seriously, if you’re someone who deals in refurbishing/customizing cabbage patch dolls and are looking for the opportunity of a lifetime, this episode is especially for you. Find gross pics of bad stuff that we look at in each episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds or a cool picture of a dog you googled once at [email protected].    Podcast artwork is by ...

Don't Ask About the Baby in the Ceiling 👶 (Feat. Adal Rifai)

March 21, 2022 14:00 - 59 minutes - 40.9 MB

The title says it all, folks! Don’t you dare ask! But seriously, if you’re someone who deals in refurbishing/customizing cabbage patch dolls and are looking for the opportunity of a lifetime, this episode is especially for you. Find gross pics of bad stuff that we look at in each episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds or a cool picture of a dog you googled once at [email protected].    Podcast artwork is by ...

Lords of Frogtown 👑

March 09, 2022 22:00 - 1 hour - 46.1 MB

What has jalapeno pants, clawed frogs, shelled eggs, and excerpts from the 1992 Superbowl halftime show? Is it this episode? I'm not gonna tell you, but I will warn you that there are some loud, psychically damaging music clips in here, so have fun? Find gross pics of bad stuff that we look at in each episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds or a cool picture of a dog you googled once at [email protected]   Podc...

We Wear Pretty Shoes Now!

February 25, 2022 00:00 - 1 hour - 47.4 MB

 Heya wackmacks, sorry for the long wait! Life is stuff and excuses and things and what have you, y'know? Yeah, you get it. The important thing is that we're here now, along with a dog in sock-boots and all of your favorite anime characters in P Chat! Find gross pics of bad stuff that we look at in each episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds, or like, just a nice story about how your day was at [email protected]...

Don't Worship the Dog

January 04, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 50.7 MB

If you need to know the best ~Juicy~ bag, the best set of dice, and the best jewelry that there is to purchase out there on the internet... then you'll unfortunately have to look elsewhere, because the only ones that we found in this episode were covered/imbued/filled with various bodily sauces.   To interact or to see pictures from each episode, check us out on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, or on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds or just say hello at whatclic...

Don't Worship the Dog

January 04, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 50.7 MB

If you need to know the best ~Juicy~ bag, the best set of dice, and the best jewelry that there is to purchase out there on the internet... then you'll unfortunately have to look elsewhere, because the only ones that we found in this episode were covered/imbued/filled with various bodily sauces.   To interact or to see pictures from each episode, check us out on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, or on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds or just say hello at whatclic...

Live That Fake ID Life

December 13, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 49.4 MB

Hot damn, it's episode 20! Don't tell the cops about this one! And if you do, we will deny any dealings with you.  Check us out on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, make public comments using your full name to inquire about fake identification on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us gentle words of support at [email protected].  Podcast artwork is by Jocelyn James, find her on Patreon at patreon.com/herbgerblin  Music is by Brittany, find her on this podcast! Caffeinate us here: ww...

License to South Snout

December 07, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MB

 If you've ever wondered where to buy slushy hot foam prosthetic south snouts for your budget production of Shrek the Musical, we find just the online store for you in this spicy ep!  Check us out on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds at [email protected] (make sure to let us know what name you’d like us to credit you with!) Also, rate us on Apple Podcasts and we’ll g...

Racecar's Dirty Embrace

November 12, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 45 MB

Explore Johnsonville with a sausage briefcase in hand! Listen as Brittany and Logan write a children's book! And don't forget to check out the instagram if you wanna see sausage men with triple-neck'd geetars and bad drawings of dirt-children!   Check us out on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds at [email protected] (make sure to let us know what name you’d like us to...

Racecar's Dirty Embrace

November 12, 2021 03:00 - 1 hour - 45 MB

Explore Johnsonville with a sausage briefcase in hand! Listen as Brittany and Logan write a children's book! And don't forget to check out the instagram if you wanna see sausage men with triple-neck'd geetars and bad drawings of dirt-children!   Check us out on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds at [email protected] (make sure to let us know what name you’d like us to...

The Spider that Saved Cheaster

October 31, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 43.4 MB

Cheese, eggs, spiders, religion, and of course a little bit of Taylor Swift: it's all in this hot ep! Get grossed out with us, learn about caves and bathtubs and the dairy products within, and ponder upon arachnids and Jesus with us. You won't regret it?  Check us out on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds at [email protected] (make sure to let us know what name you’d...

Keep Your Spoon Outta My STU

September 27, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 47.8 MB

Hey clowns, y'all ever hear about spoon-bending parties? Ever wanted a list of all of the things that you need for a party where you and others bend spoons with your mind? You ever wonder about the exact percentage breakdown on the types of people you should have at your spoon-bending parties? Did you even consider that it might be too frightening for children under five? Do the responsible thing and make damn sure to listen to this episode before you dare pick up a spoon! Check us out on I...

The Perfect Party Toilet

September 12, 2021 05:00 - 59 minutes - 41 MB

We take a look at Facebook marketplace listings and peer into the minds of people who want to sell things like glass ornaments full of beans.  Also, make sure to check out the Instagram if you want to see pictures of all of the toilets that we found in this hot ep!  Check us out on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds or construct a weird piece of fanmail to whatclicksmaycome@gma...

Can You Hear My Donut Holes?

August 27, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 50.5 MB

  This week, we found out some interesting information about podcast titles, and we discovered a brave new way to direct improv scenes (it has to do with donut holes).  Check us out on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds at [email protected] (make sure to let us know what name you’d like us to credit you with!) Also, rate us on Apple Podcasts and we’ll give you a shou...

Screenie Logic for Screenie People

August 12, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 43.1 MB

Brittany tries out a new term and we find a terrible guy on the internet who MS Paints his shirts on. And, we find out an interesting secret about alligator meat!   Check out pictures from this episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds at [email protected] (make sure to let us know what name you’d like us to credit you with!) Also, rate us on Apple Podcasts and we...

My Death Hurts Me Too, You Know

August 02, 2021 01:00 - 52 minutes - 35.8 MB

This week, we tell you everything you need to know about the current status of The Wiggles, sad love stories on YouTube, and ghost fuckin'. Have a good time if you dare.  Check out pictures from this episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds at [email protected] (make sure to let us know what name you’d like us to credit you with!) Also, rate us on Apple Podcasts...

Bones as Dense as Zizz

July 07, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 52.8 MB

If you've always wanted to know how to make your bones real good, or have wondered for far too long about what Stallion Zizz is, this is the only thing you'll ever need to listen to! Also, we find a new favorite Old Man on the Internet: all this and more in lucky episode 11 of WCMC (wacmac).   Check out pictures from this episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds at whatcli...

Bones as Dense as Zizz

July 07, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 52.8 MB

If you've always wanted to know how to make your bones real good, or have wondered for far too long about what Stallion Zizz is, this is the only thing you'll ever need to listen to! Also, we find a new favorite Old Man on the Internet: all this and more in lucky episode 11 of WCMC (wacmac).   Check out pictures from this episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds at whatcli...

Bid on Bigfoot

June 28, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 44.8 MB

This week, we discover a new fancy wine, rabies, high school newsletters, and the sexiest lawn ornament you've never heard of. If that doesn't entice you, then you at least need to listen for Brittany's impression of a drunk (but friendly) sasquatch.    Check out pictures from this episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds at [email protected] (make sure to let us...

Urinary Nightmare

June 21, 2021 07:00 - 59 minutes - 40.7 MB

... the title really says it all on this one. We're sorry.   Check out pictures from this episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds at [email protected] (make sure to let us know what name you’d like us to credit you with!) Also, rate us on Apple Podcasts and we’ll give you a shout-out!  Podcast artwork is by Jocelyn James, find her on Patreon at patreon.com/her...

Urinary Nightmare

June 21, 2021 07:00 - 59 minutes - 40.7 MB

... the title really says it all on this one. We're sorry.   Check out pictures from this episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds at [email protected] (make sure to let us know what name you’d like us to credit you with!) Also, rate us on Apple Podcasts and we’ll give you a shout-out!  Podcast artwork is by Jocelyn James, find her on Patreon at patreon.com/her...

Be Long and Frothy

June 14, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 46.5 MB

Dead philosophers? Cold chickens? Rat milk? If these things sound like a bad combination, and also bad as individual concepts, then why don't you come have a bad time? With this podcast! Because... and I'll let you in on a little secret here... those are the things that we talk about in this very episode.  Check out pictures from this episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet f...

Be Long and Frothy

June 14, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 46.5 MB

Dead philosophers? Cold chickens? Rat milk? If these things sound like a bad combination, and also bad as individual concepts, then why don't you come have a bad time? With this podcast! Because... and I'll let you in on a little secret here... those are the things that we talk about in this very episode.  Check out pictures from this episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet f...

Permanent Eggs and Man Margarine

June 07, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 46.9 MB

This week is all about ~permanent eggs~, various types of lube, fun summer games, and the Sarah-Palin-has-horse-legs conspiracy. Also, we check in on John once again and... he has some serious theories regarding Taylor Swift lyrics.  Check out pictures from this episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds at [email protected] (make sure to let us know what name you’...

Permanent Eggs and Man Margarine

June 07, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 46.9 MB

This week is all about ~permanent eggs~, various types of lube, fun summer games, and the Sarah-Palin-has-horse-legs conspiracy. Also, we check in on John once again and... he has some serious theories regarding Taylor Swift lyrics.  Check out pictures from this episode on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your weirdest internet finds at [email protected] (make sure to let us know what name you’...

Dolphinus Approved Scalar Snacks

May 31, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 44 MB

We don't even know on this one, people. We read so many absolutely nonsensical walls of text of what are most certainly acid-based revelations involving cosmic gates and dolphins with map-making abilities. We find out about how you can get nutrition beamed directly into your body via your picture being put into a box with a lamp over it in some guy's basement. Just... hold our hands and venture on in here, it truly goes some places and you'll need a friend or two in the dark forest full of d...

Dolphinus Approved Scalar Snacks

May 31, 2021 06:00 - 1 hour - 44 MB

We don't even know on this one, people. We read so many absolutely nonsensical walls of text of what are most certainly acid-based revelations involving cosmic gates and dolphins with map-making abilities. We find out about how you can get nutrition beamed directly into your body via your picture being put into a box with a lamp over it in some guy's basement. Just... hold our hands and venture on in here, it truly goes some places and you'll need a friend or two in the dark forest full of d...

On a Lighter Note: Vore

May 24, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 46 MB

We look at terrible vintage ads and find the worst book ever, but the ever reliable John helps to turn things around. Then we take the wheel and crash directly into vore. Woops!   Find us on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your stories about armadillos (natural soldiers) at [email protected]  Artwork is by Jocelyn James, find her on Patreon at patreon.com/herbgerblin  Music is by Brittany, fi...

On a Lighter Note: Vore

May 24, 2021 02:00 - 1 hour - 46 MB

We look at terrible vintage ads and find the worst book ever, but the ever reliable John helps to turn things around. Then we take the wheel and crash directly into vore. Woops!   Find us on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your stories about armadillos (natural soldiers) at [email protected]  Artwork is by Jocelyn James, find her on Patreon at patreon.com/herbgerblin  Music is by Brittany, fi...

Matthew McConaughey's Armadillo Spongebath Jamboree

May 17, 2021 00:00 - 59 minutes - 41.1 MB

Finally, here is the episode wherein #naturalsoldiers will begin to make sense. We are so excited to finally get to share with you the magic of armadillos (unfortunately it's only after hearing some terrible things about armadillos, so buckle-in), and we look forward to getting cool and weird armadillo facts and stories from you @whatclicks on Twitter, or in our email, [email protected]     Make sure to check out the Instagram at whatclicksmaycome to see pictures from this episod...

Fifty Foot Fergie

May 09, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 42.5 MB

This week, we talk too much about TikTok and  of the crustaceans to be found within, Charles Entertainment Cheese makes a return but with less adult content, Logan gets yelled at about a fern, and then finally we get to the real heart of the matter: how tall is Fergie?!  Find us on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your stories about armadillos (natural soldiers) at [email protected]  Podcast ar...

Fifty Foot Fergie

May 09, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 42.5 MB

This week, we talk too much about TikTok and  of the crustaceans to be found within, Charles Entertainment Cheese makes a return but with less adult content, Logan gets yelled at about a fern, and then finally we get to the real heart of the matter: how tall is Fergie?!  Find us on Instagram at whatclicksmaycome, send us your armadillo facts using #naturalsoldier on Twitter @whatclicks, and email us your stories about armadillos (natural soldiers) at [email protected]  Podcast ar...

Octopurseplosion

May 02, 2021 21:00 - 1 hour - 42.5 MB

We discuss the kid-friendly version of WAP and the DEFINITELY NOT kid-friendly version of Chuck E. Cheese, accidental octopus purchases, and the worst purse that exists on god's green earth. Check out the Instagram for visuals of these awful things  Support the show

T-Swift Ash Diamonds

April 20, 2021 01:00 - 52 minutes - 36.1 MB

Quora digest emails lead to the discovery of Johnathan and his knowledge of all things, including what it's like to be Taylor Swift. Also, listen to the most upsetting story about ashes that you've heard today (probably... I don't know who you are or how much of your day includes talking about ashes, I'm just guessing here).  Support the show

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