Best Speed Jokes of 2023: Round 2 – Matchup #4

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English - January 24, 2024 12:42 - ★★★★ - 20 ratings
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Round 2 of John Williams Best Speed Jokes of 2023 Tournament, sponsored by Team Hochberg, wraps up with Matchup #4! [UPDATE] WINNER (with 53% of 676 votes): The doctor handed me a cup and said, “urinate.” I said, “Thank you. My wife says I’m a six at best.“ OVER: Fun fact: If you sneeze and fart […]

Round 2 of John Williams Best Speed Jokes of 2023 Tournament, sponsored by Team Hochberg, wraps up with Matchup #4! [UPDATE]

WINNER (with 53% of 676 votes): The doctor handed me a cup and said, “urinate.” I said, “Thank you. My wife says I’m a six at best.“

OVER: Fun fact: If you sneeze and fart at the same time, your body takes a screen shot.

Listen to each joke below:

Joke #1

Joke #2

Results will be discussed on the John Williams Show after 10 AM. Now vote on the first Final Four matchup!

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