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Best Speed Jokes of 2023: Final Four – Matchup #1

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English - January 25, 2024 12:41 - ★★★★ - 20 ratings
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The John Williams Best Speed Jokes of 2023 Tournament, sponsored by Team Hochberg, started with sixteen competitors. Now we’re down to the Final Four! We have a feeling these will be tougher to choose from. [UPDATE] WINNER (with 61% of 400 votes): What did the elephant say to the naked man? Cute, but can it pick […]

The John Williams Best Speed Jokes of 2023 Tournament, sponsored by Team Hochberg, started with sixteen competitors. Now we’re down to the Final Four! We have a feeling these will be tougher to choose from. [UPDATE]

WINNER (with 61% of 400 votes): What did the elephant say to the naked man? Cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

vs.

OVER: I just went on the Weight Watcher’s website, and it asked me if I accept cookies. Is that a trick question?

Listen to each joke below:

Joke #1

Joke #2

Results will be discussed on the John Williams Show after 10 AM. Now vote on the Final Four Matchup #2!

Graphic by Michael Piff / WGN Radio. Speed Jokes logo art by David Lee Csicsko

For more details and the full slate of Best Speed Jokes of 2023 matchups click here.


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