Best Speed Jokes of 2023 Tournament: Matchup #2

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English - January 09, 2024 12:25 - ★★★★★ - 32 ratings
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The inaugural John Williams Best Speed Jokes of 2023 Tournament, sponsored by Team Hochberg, continues with Matchup #2! [UPDATED] WINNER (with 56% of 764 votes): If I’m ever on life support, just unplug me and then plug me back in real quick and see if that works, ok? OVER: My proctologist gave me two big thumbs […]

The inaugural John Williams Best Speed Jokes of 2023 Tournament, sponsored by Team Hochberg, continues with Matchup #2! [UPDATED]

WINNER (with 56% of 764 votes): If I’m ever on life support, just unplug me and then plug me back in real quick and see if that works, ok?

OVER: My proctologist gave me two big thumbs up, which I did not appreciate.

Listen to each joke below:

Joke #3

Joke #4

Results will be discussed on the John Williams Show after 10 AM. Now vote on Matchup #3.

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