Your Weekend Justice #288: The Day That Sockmaster Died

Jon Boutelle, Rox of Spazhouse, Tuffley, Dom, Leigh, Madman, Rob Levy & Widgett Walls convene in the Hall of Weekend Justice to discuss murder rooms, Joan Rivers, drive-in raves, cement trucks, and lots of Hasselhoff.

Don’t give that to your wife at all. Ever.

In a world where time has lost all meaning, we bring you this episode of Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 Audio Trainwreck. It was recorded in May. That’s just how this year has gone.

Agenda:

Receiving dignitariesDom turning everybody onGoddamn Craig and the thing that wasn’t a listThe podcast where subtlety goes to dieDom and the Murder Room(s)Leigh inserting the microphoneProfessional tight setupsThe New Yorker: no one finishes itGoogle MeatHow to fistbump during the apocalypseDragonCon: still happening?Coke just acquired you. Congratulations.“Why won’t anyone tell me when I’m cutting in and out??” -Widge“It’s heaven!” -everybody elseQuarantine Island!The German Apocalypse ReportDeath vs. Freedom!Don’t snort disinfectantsHow to keep a President busyThe Furiosa PrequelHalting HollywoodThe Fate of DC Universe?The Mystery Dong!The Needcoffee Pub Quiz TeamJoan Rivers vs. a British Panel ShowGreyhound: the movie not the bus companyWhy Trolls ruins everythingHow many inches is normal?Why the death of cinemas might be good for youCar raves and the airborne transmission of glitterWelcome to Chlamydia and a weird segue to an anniversaryThe difficult sophomore sex tapeThe problem with turning 21 during a pandemicThe lack of a problem with turning 21 during a pandemic at Leigh’s houseJon’s Funniest Home VideosSwitch scalpingDanny Trejo vs. the evil male egoClassic podcasting: providing descriptions of an ancient wedding videoThe Legacy of Lorimar“I still sound like shit. WTF.” – Widge“Heh.” -everybody elseMo soundLeigh aka “Patch”ESPN desperation“Tell Jon to fight me!”Bad anniversary ideasVideo yearbook camera mayhemMike Patton, demon voiceSomeone set us up the bomb“We’re watching a dude cleaning a cement truck!”Feline austerityDom’s Hasselhoff Story (AT LAST)Hasselhoff or Herzog: The Party GameThe final desperate seasonThe final desperate BlackberryJon’s IMDB page (or not)

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Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Book of Bad Decisions. Send them love and coin.

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