When you really, really, really wanted to hear Death Cab for Cutie, you’d go to a coffee shop. Tuffley In a world that looks like Uwe Boll’s remake of Damnation Alley, we bring you the latest episode of Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 Audio Trainwreck. Agenda: This is the world we live in now Sirius […]

When you really, really, really wanted to hear Death Cab for Cutie, you’d go to a coffee shop.

Tuffley

In a world that looks like Uwe Boll’s remake of Damnation Alley, we bring you the latest episode of Weekend Justice: the Internet’s #1 Audio Trainwreck.

Agenda:

This is the world we live in nowSirius XM madnessTerry Gross vs. Tom BakerScott has all the toilet paper (shh, don’t tell anyone)Lacking a freaking beakRenFests and plaguesResurrection recipe argumentA drunk chicken, giving consentAnimal Crossing as a euphemismWhite Claw vs. ZimaTrader Joe’s vs. JesusRox and the Puff-Puff PassStreaming HellThe terrifying truth about video callingHow to work at home or at least seem like you work at homeWhen therapy makes you anxiousApocalypse Now fashionsMad Max with toilet paperThe Vegetarian Non-ApocalypseThe mystery of QuibiContenting from homeMr. Joe!New content vs. new-to-me contentFun with review materialsBad cholesterol!Haunting of Hill HouseNOT A COUGHThe mystery of Daniel CohenScattering!You say Mystery Park! I say Virgin Park! Let’s call the whole thing off!The Time Share Navy!The Last Dystopian Ship!Defending WaterworldNews from Switzerland!Erich Von Daniken lives!Don Johnson vs. defibrillatorsBruce Willis vs. harmonicasMath braggingGen Z and the porn reality checkKiss vs. 3-2-1 ContactThe danger of 8MMFuck Lobster intercepted!The dangerous Invisible Touch!Porn hunter gatherers

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Thanks to Jon from The Unique Geek for helping us sound good.

As always, special thanks go out to Clutch for letting us use their absolutely badass song, “Promoter (of earthbound causes)” as our theme music for this.

Buy Blast Tyrant, which is where you can find “Promoter”. Buy their latest album, Book of Bad Decisions. Send them love and coin.

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To download this episode directly, Your Weekend Justice #286: Meanwhile, in a Laurie Anderson Song…, then do that thing. For the previous episode, click here.

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