WWTD 196 - Dumbo (2019): "This is a Disaster!"

This week's episode would come with a big ol' spoiler warning for the latest in Disney's line of live action remakes, except for the fact that this new version of DUMBO is pretty predictable for anyone who has, y'know, seen a movie before. Yes, unfortunately the only surprise to be had in this film is that it somehow made it to theatres under the Disney banner, while functioning as a part-parody, part-condemnation of giant amusement parks and megalomaniacal businessmen/entertainers...something you'd think the House of Mouse would rather avoid. But here we are, so in the twice-repeated words of Michael Buffer in this movie: "Let's get ready to Dumboooooooo!"