We Want Answers! artwork

We Want Answers!

31 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 2 ratings

Each week, we research the internet's best, worst, and most hilarious/gross/weird/crazy/offensive questions and answers and read them out loud to you, with a new topic weekly. Hosted by siblings Liz and Carolyn, we're here to make you laugh and become your new best friends.

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Episodes

Episode 30 - Chads & Karens

August 04, 2021 01:00 - 34 minutes - 24 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet’s most “entitled" questions and useless answers about Chads & Karens, including “What does being a ‘Karen’ mean?” and “Who is ‘Chad’ and why are incels obsessed with him?”  Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Episode 29 - Wine

July 27, 2021 09:00 - 47 minutes - 32.6 MB

We're baaaack! Liz & Carolyn read the internet’s most “fermented" questions and useless answers about Wine, including “What do I need to know to become pretentious about red wine?” and “What does prison wine taste like?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Episode 28 - Pet Peeves

July 06, 2021 16:00 - 55 minutes - 38.4 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet’s most “annoying" questions and useless answers about Pet Peeves, including “What is your pettiest pet peeve?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Episode 27 - Weddings

June 29, 2021 20:00 - 52 minutes - 36.3 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet’s most “bridezilla" questions and useless answers about Weddings, including “What is the worst song to play at a wedding?” and “What was the most tasteless wedding you've ever been to?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast! Portlandia Cool Wedding Sketch: https://youtu....

Episode 26 - Spas

June 23, 2021 14:00 - 46 minutes - 31.9 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet’s most “steamy & oily" questions and useless answers about Spas, including “Has anyone ever died from getting a Thai style massage?” and “Is it illegal to flirt with my massage therapist?”  Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast! Show Notes: SNL Papyrus Font Sketch: https...

Episode 25 - Life Hacks

June 08, 2021 17:00 - 50 minutes - 34.5 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet’s most “clever" questions and useless answers about Life Hacks, including “What are some unethical life hacks?” and “What is a life hack that completely backfired on you?”  Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Episode 24 - Camping

June 01, 2021 15:00 - 43 minutes - 30.2 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet’s most “dirty" questions and useless answers about Camping, including “If you were an inch tall, how would you build a campfire?” and “If you’re camping, how do you legally urinate?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Episode 23 - Roommates

May 25, 2021 09:00 - 40 minutes - 27.6 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet’s most “roomy" questions and useless answers about Roommates - including “How did your roommate make your life a living hell?” and “I caught my roommate with his private part in my purse. What do I do?”  Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Episode 22 - IKEA

May 19, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 41.5 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet’s most “Swedish" questions and useless answers about IKEA - including “What is the best thing to eat at IKEA?” and “Why do you hate IKEA?”  Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Episode 21 - The Amish

May 11, 2021 09:00 - 49 minutes - 34 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet’s most “beardy" questions and useless answers about the Amish - including “Is it ok to dress Amish if you are not Amish?” and “Spiritually speaking, why do the Amish repress their women and not allow them to get Brazilian waxes?”  Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast! Sh...

Episode 20 - In Memoriam: Yahoo! Answers

May 04, 2021 09:00 - 1 hour - 43.9 MB

In this very special episode, Liz & Carolyn honor the memory of Yahoo! Answers with a ceremonial recitation of the website’s best and worst questions from over the years. Let's all pour one out for the homies as we cover classics from “How is babby formed?” and “How big is the specific ocean?” to “Do you think humans will ever walk on the sun?” and “Where can I buy a frog (not for sexual reasons)?” RIP Yahoo! Answers. Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit...

Episode 19 - Psychics & Mediums

April 27, 2021 09:00 - 47 minutes - 32.5 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet’s most “mystical" questions and useless answers about psychics & mediums - including “Can mediums talk to my dead dog?” and “Is the woman from Long Island Medium really a psychic?”  Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Episode 18 - 4/20

April 20, 2021 18:00 - 39 minutes - 27.1 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet’s most “whoooooaaaaaa..." questions and useless answers about 4/20 - including, obviously, “How do you plan on celebrating 420?”, "What does 420 friendly mean on Craigslist?", and "What is the deal with the date April 20, 2069 - why is it important?"  Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newb...

Episode 17 - Health Clubs & Gyms

April 13, 2021 18:00 - 1 hour - 41.8 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet’s most “sweaty” questions and useless answers about Health Clubs & Gyms - including “What do guys think when there’s another guy changing in the locker room, and boom, he’s wearing a thong?” and “Why does nobody talk to me at the gym?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Episode 16 - Victorian Era

April 07, 2021 14:00 - 39 minutes - 27.1 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet’s most “stuffy” questions and useless answers about the Victorian Era - including “What are some things that were acceptable in Victorian times that we would find disgusting?” and “Why did Queen Victoria despise children?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast! Links relev...

Episode 15 - Bachelor & Bachelorette Parties

March 24, 2021 21:00 - 49 minutes - 34.2 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet’s most “raunchy” questions and useless answers about Bachelor & Bachelorette Parties - including “If two men marry each other, do they each get their own individual bachelor party?” and “My friend cheated at his bachelor party, he said the sex was meaningless and didn’t count. Is it still cheating?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantansw...

Episode 14 - Dreams

March 16, 2021 09:00 - 43 minutes - 29.9 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet’s most “dreamy” questions and useless answers about Dreams - including “What does a dream about a mongoose mean?” and “How can I force myself to have a nightmare?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Episode 13 - Superstitions

March 09, 2021 10:00 - 40 minutes - 28.2 MB

It's our 13th episode, so you know what that means...Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “unlucky” questions and useless answers about Superstitions - including “Why are white lighters considered bad luck?” and “Is it bad luck to have a piece of furniture of a relative who has passed away?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our l...

Episode 12 - Baby Names

March 02, 2021 10:00 - 47 minutes - 32.6 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most "newborn" questions and useless answers about baby names - including "What are the most Texas-sounding baby names?" and "Has anyone ever stolen your baby name?"  Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form.

Episode 11 - Job Interviews

February 23, 2021 10:00 - 54 minutes - 37.3 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “nerve-racking” questions and useless answers about Job Interviews - including “Is it okay to fart during a job interview?” and “What is your worst job interview experience?” We swear we made this one entertaining, despite the topic. Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby pod...

Episode 10 - Mardi Gras

February 16, 2021 10:00 - 47 minutes - 32.5 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “flashy” questions and useless answers about Mardi Gras - including “Inappropriate comments by stilt walkers at Mardi Gras?” and “What should I substitute a baby in a king cake with?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Episode 9 - Zoos

February 09, 2021 10:00 - 53 minutes - 36.8 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most "captive-ating" questions and useless answers about Zoos - including "Which animal in a zoo is the most dangerous to keepers?" and "What kind of toys do large predators get at the zoo?" Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Episode 8 - Amusement Parks

February 02, 2021 10:00 - 56 minutes - 39 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most "thrilling" questions and useless answers about Amusement Parks - including "What do psychopaths do on roller coasters?" and "Where can I have sex in Disneyland?"  Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Episode 7 - Air Travel

January 26, 2021 10:00 - 56 minutes - 39.1 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “mile high” questions and useless answers about Air Travel - including “Is it illegal to wear a robe on a plane?” and “Can we poop in an airplane toilet?”  Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form.  Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Episode 6 - Online Dating

January 19, 2021 10:00 - 56 minutes - 38.7 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “catfishy” questions and useless answers about Online Dating - including “What’s your nastiest Tinder date experience?” and “How is a dating site that caters only to farmers so successful?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Episode 5 - Ghosts

January 12, 2021 10:00 - 52 minutes - 36 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most “spooky” questions and useless answers about Ghosts - including “Has anybody been haunted by a Goodwill item?” and “How to get a ghost girlfriend?” Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod,  and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Episode 4 - Tattoos

January 05, 2021 10:00 - 56 minutes - 38.6 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most "permanent" questions and useless answers about Tattoos - including "Should I get the teardrop tattoo underneath my left eye?" and "My girlfriend got my name tattooed. What's the 'best' way to end the relationship?" Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Episode 2 - MLMs / Pyramid Schemes

December 29, 2020 10:00 - 54 minutes - 37.4 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most "manipulative" questions and useless answers about Multi-Level Marketing companies - including "Do women still have Tupperware parties?" and "Is it okay for a straight married guy to wear LuLaRoe leggings in public?" Do you have a topic suggestion, bad advice, or need to vent? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form.Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our lit...

Episode 1 - Chain Diners & Restaurants

December 29, 2020 10:00 - 56 minutes - 39 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most "microwaved" questions and useless answers about Chain Diners & Restaurants - including  "Can you go to Olive Garden and just eat breadsticks?" and "Is Souplantation better than Hometown Buffet?"  Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Episode 3 - Astrology

December 29, 2020 10:00 - 46 minutes - 31.9 MB

Liz & Carolyn read the internet's most "cosmic" questions and useless answers about Astrology - including  "What zodiac sign is the most dangerous?" and "Is it possible to change zodiac signs?"  Do you have a topic suggestion, bad advice, or need to vent? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form. Follow us on Instagram @wewantanswerspod, and please rate & review our little newborn baby podcast!

Trailer

December 21, 2020 17:00 - 1 minute - 1.37 MB

Coming soon: We Want Answers! Podcast. Hosts Liz & Carolyn read you the internet's most _________ questions, and useless answers! Listen in each week as we cover topics from astrology, tattoos, MLMs, chain restaurants, dating apps, and everything in between. Subscribe today and find us on instagram @wewantanswerspod.Got a topic suggestion? Contact us at [email protected] or visit www.wewantanswerspod.com to fill out our contact form.