We Slay Things
151 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 1 ratingWelcome to We Slay Things, a real-play tabletop role-playing game podcast where we play Dungeons and Dragons, and SLAY THINGS.
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Episodes
Gathering of the Space Juggalos
April 28, 2023 06:00 - 56 minutes - 52 MBThe Breakfast Club continue to escort some fancy-pants elves across space only to run into a group of funny-pants. Edited by Andrew Gabor Recorded October 22, 2022 Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on Midjourney Music by Nick Morris Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Watch live every Thursday and Saturday at twitch.tv/curvedearth Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Jumping the Giant Space Hamster
March 31, 2023 06:00 - 1 hour - 60.3 MBThe Breakfast Club celebrate their recent murder by helping some poor unfortunate souls. Edited by Andrew Gabor Recorded October 15, 2022 Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on Midjourney Music by Nick Morris Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Watch live every Thursday and Saturday at twitch.tv/curvedearth Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
A Truly Evil Creature
March 17, 2023 06:00 - 48 minutes - 44.5 MBThe Breakfast Club heads back to Utopia Station to find and apprehend an evil and deprived villain! Edited by Andrew Gabor Recorded October 8, 2022 Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on Midjourney Music by Nick Morris Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Watch live every Thursday and Saturday at twitch.tv/curvedearth Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
An Adult Sized Skull as Carried by a Pre-Teen Child
February 17, 2023 07:00 - 44 minutes - 41 MBThe Breakfast club board the Mindflayers ship and find exactly what you'd expect, profit! Edited by Andrew Gabor Recorded October 1, 2022 Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on Midjourney Music by Nick Morris Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Watch live every Thursday and Saturday at twitch.tv/curvedearth Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Telepathic Idiocy is Contagious
December 16, 2022 07:00 - 41 minutes - 38.2 MBThe Breakfast Club head out into deep space, looking for any help they can find to capture or kill a rouge crime lord. Edited by Andrew Gabor Recorded September 11, 2022 Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on Midjourney Music by Nick Morris Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Watch live every Thursday and Saturday at twitch.tv/curvedearth Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Bonus: We Discuss We Breakfast Things Club
December 09, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 77.1 MBAs the Breakfast Club prepares for an even bigger adventure, we take some time to discuss our IRL views of D&D.
Baja(Eldritch)Blast
November 04, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 55.5 MBThe Breakfast Club seeks information and a confrontation with Evon Zimm, a crime lord known far and wide for ruthlessness. Edited by Andrew Gabor Recorded September 3, 2022 Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on Midjourney Music by Nick Morris Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Watch live every Thursday and Saturday at twitch.tv/curvedearth Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
How NOT to Sell a Pirate Ship
October 14, 2022 14:16 - 44 minutes - 41.2 MBThe Breakfast Club gets down to business and attempts to sell the pirate ship they came across the last episode. Edited by Andrew Gabor Recorded August 27, 2022 Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on Midjourney Music by Nick Morris Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Watch live every Thursday and Saturday at twitch.tv/curvedearth Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Who Pirates the Pirates?
October 07, 2022 06:00 - 49 minutes - 45 MBThe Breakfast Club heads back to Uforia Station but runs into a few friends along the way. Edited by Andrew Gabor Recorded August 21, 2022 Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on Midjourney Music by Nick Morris Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Watch live every Thursday and Saturday at twitch.tv/curvedearth Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Special Delivery
September 23, 2022 06:00 - 36 minutes - 33.8 MBAnd we're back! After a summer break, the podcast returns! The Breakfast club head to a moon to deliver a special package. Surely nothing will go wrong. Edited by Andrew Gabor Episode Art by Andrew Gabor on Midjourney Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Watch live every Thursday and Saturday at twitch.tv/curvedearth Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Theros: The Island of Wishes
August 19, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBPlease enjoy this other campaign that we do, based in the Greek'ish DND world of Theros. Edited by Andrew Gabor Episode Art by Svetlin Velinov on Artstation Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Watch live every Thursday and Saturday at twitch.tv/curvedearth Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Yanking His Floppy Disk
August 12, 2022 06:00 - 37 minutes - 33.9 MBThe Breakfast Club head to ops to find a treat for a dear friend. Recorded on July 9, 2022 Edited by Andrew Gabor Music by Nick Morris Episode Art by Danil Sharandin on Artstation Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
If You Don't Like Jazz, Don't Use a Black Light
August 05, 2022 06:00 - 42 minutes - 39 MBThe Breakfast Club explores a new place to cause havoc, Uforia Station. This crime-ridden drug den of a station is just the right place for our degenerate group of adventurers. Recorded on July 2, 2022 Edited by Andrew Gabor Music by Nick Morris Episode Art by Timothy Dykes on Unsplash Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Bounty, The Quicker Picker Hunter
July 29, 2022 06:00 - 40 minutes - 37 MBThe Breakfast Club leaves the desert plant after doing many good deeds on their way to Utopia Station. They make a new friend along the way. Season 2 Episode 14 Recorded on June 26, 2022 Edited by Andrew Gabor Music by Nick Morris Episode Art by Ben Erdt on Artstation Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Omega?
July 22, 2022 06:00 - 39 minutes - 36.6 MBThe Breakfast Club prepared to get out of Dodge and reflect on the "friends" they have made along the way. Season 2 Episode 13 Recorded on June 5, 2022 Edited by Andrew Gabor Music by Nick Morris Episode Art by Edward Denton on Artstation Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Mommy? Is Omega Dead?
July 15, 2022 06:00 - 39 minutes - 36.3 MBThe Breakfast Club attempts to climb out of the hole they put themselves in, and Omega fails to reach for the stars. Season 2 Episode 12 Recorded on May 28, 2022 Edited by Andrew Gabor Music by Nick Morris Episode Art by Molly Heady-Carroll on Artstation Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Rock Me Like a Hurricane Genie
July 01, 2022 06:00 - 37 minutes - 34.1 MBThe Breakfast Club arrives at the underground home of The Great One. This god-like creature has an offer the Club can't refuse. Season 2 Episode 11 Recorded on May 14, 2022 Edited by Andrew Gabor Music by Nick Morris Episode Art by Katy Grierson on Artstation Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Coming Out of the Quasit
June 24, 2022 06:00 - 40 minutes - 36.7 MBThe Breakfast Club finds themselves in an underground city, and chaos ensues. Season 2 Episode 10 Recorded on May 7, 2022 Edited by Andrew Gabor Music by Nick Morris Episode Art by Matthew Kean on Artstation Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Three Bards and a Faux Pas
June 09, 2022 06:00 - 40 minutes - 37.5 MBThe Breakfast Club get a new job with the Major Minors and find out what it means to be lost in the dark. Season 2 Episode 9 Recorded on April 30, 2022 Edited by Andrew Gabor Music by Nick Morris Episode Art by Thomasz Marczak on Artstation Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
How to Lose a Job on Day 1
May 27, 2022 06:00 - 51 minutes - 46.8 MBThe Breakfast Club finds themselves being jumped in the middle of a road and in search of a new job. Season 2 Episode 8 Recorded on April 23, 2022 Edited by Andrew Gabor Music by Nick Morris Episode Art by Thomasz Marczak on Artstation Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Sorry We Shoot Snakes
May 20, 2022 06:00 - 55 minutes - 51.1 MBThe Breakfast Club does some janitorial work and tries to clean up their own mess with the sneks. Season 2 Episode 7 Recorded on April 16, 2022 Edited by Andrew Gabor Music by Nick Morris Episode Art by Julia Lundgren on Artstation Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
House Call
May 06, 2022 06:00 - 44 minutes - 40.9 MBThe Breakfast Club do the unthinkable, they buy a house IN THIS MARKET! Then they get a call from deep space. Ummm? Season 2 Episode 6 Recorded on April 3, 2022 Edited by Andrew Gabor Music by Nick Morris Episode Art by Julia Lundgren on Artstation Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
I Slipped a Shrimp Into Your Vase
April 29, 2022 06:00 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MBHeading to a moon for a vacation just to come back down to the hell planet to do a little... cleaning up. Season 2 Episode 5 Recorded on March 27, 2022 Edited by Andrew Gabor Music by Nick Morris Episode Art by Victor Maiorino Fernandes on Artstation Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Who Killed Ginger Tom Brady?
April 22, 2022 06:00 - 49 minutes - 45.5 MBThe evil'ish 7 get a new job, escorting Sav, a beloved slum lord. Season 2 Episode 4 Recorded on March 20, 2022 Edited by Andrew Gabor Music by Nick Morris Episode Art by Valerie Di Matteo on Artstation Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Total Party Kill
April 15, 2022 06:00 - 47 minutes - 43.8 MBWell, this was a short campaign... Season 2 Episode 3 Recorded on March 5, 2022 Edited by Andrew Gabor Music by Nick Morris Episode Art by Beeple on Artstation Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
We Shoot Snakes
April 08, 2022 06:00 - 50 minutes - 46.1 MBThis new crew sets off on their first real mission, only to find it... crawling with chaos. Season 2 Episode 2 Recorded on February 26, 2022 Edited by Andrew Gabor Music by Nick Morris Episode Art by Tijs van Leur on Unsplash Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
A New Beginning
March 25, 2022 06:00 - 1 hour - 73.3 MBIt's a new campaign, set far in the future. With new tools, new toys, and new characters, this is are most epic adventure yet! Season 2 Episode 1 Recorded on February 12, 2022 Edited by Andrew Gabor Music by Nick Morris Episode Art by Willem van Biljon on Artstation Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Bonus: Twiggy vs Belisar
March 18, 2022 06:00 - 15 minutes - 14.3 MBAt long last, it's what you've been asking for: a battle to the death between Twiggy and Belisar! Who will win?!?!? Season 5.36 Episode 115 Recorded on Feburary 25, 2022 Edited by Andrew Gabor Episode Art by Jeff Gabor Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
The Last Breakfast
March 11, 2022 07:00 - 1 hour - 87.2 MBAL 381 ends their adventures with celebrations and a final breakfast. Join the group as they celebrate the end of a grand journey. Season 5.35 Episode 114 Recorded on January 8, 2022 Edited by Andrew Gabor Episode Art by Sylvain Sarrailh on Artstation Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
The Last Battle Part 2: Zauber's Heart Grew Three Sizes That Day
March 04, 2022 17:27 - 42 minutes - 39.2 MBAL 381 stand atop their carrier, both literally and figuratively. As they battle the biggest, baddest, bad-guy the world has ever seen... this is THE LAST BATTLE! Season 5.34 Episode 113 Recorded on December 18, 2021 Edited by Andrew Gabor Episode Art by Shoji Takase on Artstation Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
The Last Battle Part 1: Would the real Jethro Jeffries please stand up?
February 25, 2022 07:00 - 34 minutes - 32 MBAL 381 approach the end of their world, coming face to face with Jethro Jeffries, Villian's Inc., and the army of the dead. With an army of their own, will AL 381 survive? Season 5.33 Episode 112 Recorded on December 11, 2021 Edited by Andrew Gabor Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Warcaster Sauce
February 18, 2022 07:00 - 38 minutes - 34.9 MBAL 381 comes face to face with the BBEG's lieutenant. Can Belisar's Buzzsaw save the day?+ Season 5.32 Episode 111 Recorded on December 4, 2021 Edited by Andrew Gabor Photo by Lucius McCauley on Artstation Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Entering the Final Tower
February 11, 2022 07:00 - 44 minutes - 40.8 MBAs the final chapter in AL 381's adventures approach, the party enters the bigger blacker tower of the BBEG! Season 5.31 Episode 110 Recorded on November 20, 2021 Edited by Andrew Gabor Photo by Lucas Kohoko on Artstation Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Re-Upload #2: I Must Terrasque You a Question
February 05, 2022 19:15 - 51 minutes - 47.5 MBThis is the third attempt to upload ep. 109. If you have other versions, please delete them. Sorry for the technical difficulties! AL 381 confronts the BBEG and finds the super big Terrasque looking to sell Waterdeep a new storm door. Season 5.30 Episode 109 Recorded on October 31, 2021 Edited by Andrew Gabor Photo by Alessandro Costintini on Artstation Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to ...
Take Me To The BONE ZONE
January 28, 2022 07:00 - 36 minutes - 33.5 MBAL 381 come toe to toe with one of the most feared gods and are taken to THE BONE ZONE Season 5.29 Episode 108 Recorded on October 24, 2021 Edited by Andrew Gabor Photo by Nik Demidko on Unsplash Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
A Legion, a Giant, and a Dragon Walk Into a Bar
January 21, 2022 07:00 - 40 minutes - 37.4 MBAL 381 Return to their compound and gather their allies, so Belisar and his friends can SAFE THE FREAKING WORLD! Season 5.28 Episode 107 Recorded on October 10, 2021 Edited by Andrew Gabor Photo by Tim Marshall on Unsplash Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Flying Into The Dragon Anus
January 14, 2022 07:00 - 52 minutes - 47.9 MBAL 381 spends some quality time in Neverwinter hanging out with an extremely hostile ancient dragon. The fireside chat is to die for. Season 5.27 Episode 106 Recorded on September 25, 2021 Edited by Andrew Gabor Photo by Jonathan Kemper on Unsplash Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
An Offer You Can't Refuse
January 07, 2022 07:00 - 40 minutes - 36.6 MBAL 381 heads back to Neverwinter, seeking information on how to find Jethro Jefferies. Instead, they are given an offer too good to be true. Season 5.26 Episode 105 Recorded on September 18, 2021 Edited by Andrew Gabor Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Dancing With the Devil
December 31, 2021 07:00 - 36 minutes - 33.4 MBAL 381 takes stock after the big battle and finds themselves face to face with the Devil himself. Season 5.25 Episode 104 Recorded on September 24, 2021 Edited by Andrew Gabor Photo by Javardh on Unsplash Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
The Battle for the Compound part 2
December 24, 2021 07:00 - 50 minutes - 46.6 MBAL 381 continues their battle to save their cherished compound. Twiggy Targaryen shows Villians Inc just what it means to incur her wrath. Season 5.24 Episode 103 Recorded on August 28, 2021 Edited by Andrew Gabor Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
The Battle for the Compound part 1
December 17, 2021 07:00 - 38 minutes - 35 MBAfter discovering the treachery of Jethro Jeffries, AL 381 must face him, and his army. The AL 381 compound may not survive. Season 5.23 Episode 102 Recorded on August 7, 2021 Edited by Andrew Gabor Photo by Possessed Photography on Unsplah Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
To the Battle Bridge!
December 10, 2021 07:00 - 49 minutes - 45.2 MBAL 381 returns to their compound looking for Quvin, their "wizard" intern who has gone missing. Instead, they call for Battlestations. Season 5.22 Episode 101 Recorded on July 16, 2021 Edited by Andrew Gabor Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Episode 100 SPECIAL: Hello from the Magic Breakfast
December 03, 2021 07:00 - 1 hour - 60.6 MBThis is it, we've made it! Episode 100 is here and AL 381 sits back and reflects on all the war crimes they've "accidentally" committed. Season 5.21 Episode 100 Recorded on November 13, 2021 Edited by Andrew Gabor Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
I've Got 99 Problems but Thive Ain't One of Them
November 26, 2021 07:00 - 40 minutes - 37.2 MBAL 381 has finally made it; they have finally discovered who has been hoarding and destroying precious magical items. The WHY is horrifying. And so is their downfall. Season 5.20 Episode 99 Recorded on July 3, 2021 Edited by Andrew Gabor Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Book Burning
November 20, 2021 14:52 - 38 minutes - 34.8 MBAL 381 continues to raid the dark and sinister temple, finding a library and making Zauber's nightmares come true. Season 5.19 Episode 98 Recorded on June 6, 2021 Edited by Andrew Gabor Photo by Lex Productions on Unsplash Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Totally Coherent
November 12, 2021 20:07 - 33 minutes - 30.7 MBThis episode has VERY bad audio quality. If you want to know what happens, without being masochistic, here it is: AL 381 enters the big bad temple and runs into some metal robotic constructs and then kills them. They then tip over some nasty cauldrons filled with body parts and Belisar pukes everywhere. They open a door to find some unarmed worshipers who Zauber quickly nukes with a fireball. That's about it. Season 5.18 Episode 97 Recorded on May 29, 2021 Edited by Andrew Gabor Phot...
Don't Misty Step on Me
November 05, 2021 21:06 - 27 minutes - 24.8 MBSeason 5.17 Episode 96 Recorded on May 22, 2021 Edited by Andrew Gabor Photo by Erik Mclean on Unsplash Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Satchel of Phalli
October 29, 2021 19:37 - 33 minutes - 31 MBSeason 5.16 Episode 95 Recorded on May 15, 2021 Edited by Andrew Gabor Photo by Alvaro Serrano on Unsplash Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
Sleeping with an Osiris Plush Doll
October 22, 2021 06:00 - 46 minutes - 42.6 MBSeason 5.15 Episode 94 Recorded on May 7, 2021 Edited by Andrew Gabor Photo by Jeremy Bezanger on Unsplash Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings
This Is Fine...
October 15, 2021 06:00 - 42 minutes - 39.3 MBSeason 5.14 Episode 93 Recorded on May 1, 2021 Edited by Andrew Gabor Find our other campaign, Theros: Champion the Gods on YouTube Like our podcast, and want to help support it? Toss a coin to your DM at: ko-fi.com/weslaythings