We Serve Droids
95 episodes - English - Latest episode: 7 months ago - ★★★★★ - 28 ratingsYour favorite monthly Star Wars podcast
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Rando Mando
October 01, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 43.3 MBIn lieu of watching every episode of Mandalorian Season 3, the Wonka computer has chosen 3 scenes for us to watch. Streams are crossed, Carl Weathers's robe is carried, entrapment is carried out, Jack Black and Lizzo are... here. Don't step on the bushes while you listen to this episode. Support the show
She's Been Bricked (Andor 11-12)
September 01, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 48.5 MBMaarva is getting bricked and almost everyone is heading to Ferrix. Does troll-speak need subtitles? Is Luthen good at improv? Why does Mothma's daughter love Sunday School? Grab your sousaphone and head to the funeral with We Serve Droids. Support the show
Boys Gone Wild - Prison Break (Andor 8-10)
August 01, 2023 04:00 - 1 hour - 59.3 MBWhy was the gurney-bot given sentience? Is there a really a Narkina Night Shift? And, maybe the Empire can maintain control without the bureaucracy. Help us break out of the Amazon Warehouse in this review of Andor eps 8-10! Support the show
Chandrilan Holiday (Andor 7)
July 09, 2023 02:00 - 1 hour - 44.2 MBAfter digging through some old Star Trek toys, Scott and Chris dig through Ch 7 of Andor. A lot happens on the way to the Miami Vice planet where judges read sentences on old credit card machines. Support the show
Nazi Heart Attack (Andor 6)
April 01, 2023 21:00 - 1 hour - 47.7 MBWhat are the best Heist scenes? How could do they do this to Comrade Nemik? Should you always wear a tuxedo under a wetsuit? Why do we keep making jokes about New Mexico? Support the show
Oh Comrade, My Comrade (Andor 4-5)
February 01, 2023 05:00 - 1 hour - 65.5 MBWe jump into the Aldhani episodes of Andor. Who from Star Wars would storm the Bastille? Is Syril's cereal packed with sugar or fiber? Did Mon Mothma choose the blue Coupe de Ville? And, will this show turn into a Comrade Nemik appreciation podcast? Support the show
Ferrix (Andor 1-3)
December 01, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 61.8 MBThe first movement of the Andor Symphony! We hop from Ferrix to Flashback Planet to Mall Cop Headquarters in our analysis and reactions to this meticulously paced opening of the hit new show. Lots of characters, lots of humor, and lots of the color orange. Put on some giant gloves, strike that anvil with a hammer and give it a listen. Support the show
Bonus Canon Question
November 07, 2022 16:00 - 10 minutes - 7.19 MBDoes the Obiwan Kenobi series damage canon, and should we care? This was cut for time from our last episode. Support the show
ObiFett 67
November 01, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 61.7 MBDuel of the Finales! We're talking about season finales of the good Book of Boba Fett and Obi-Wan Kenobi. Did the whole Fett budget go to Gamorrean leg day? What is sunroof Gonk? Were these series good? Did we a double episode because we missed the last one? Listen now, listener! Support the show
OBFive: Jim Beam Planet
September 01, 2022 04:00 - 59 minutes - 40.9 MBAll the characters meeting up on the same planet in the penultimate episode of Obi-Wan Kenobi. Is Third Sister anti-monologue? Can a repentant nazi survive an episode? Does Rogan have anything to do? What are the greatest betrayals in movie history? Support the show
ObiFour: Overhead Bin Heads
August 05, 2022 20:00 - 1 hour - 42.1 MBIt's to sneak into the... we don't like to say it... Fortress Inquisitorius. Find out what delights and horrors await inside as we watch Ch 4 of Obiwan. Support the show
ObiThree: Imperial Heritage
July 24, 2022 01:00 - 1 hour - 48 MBObiwan and Leia are in for a wild ride wild ride when the Moleman they're riding with has a Rebel flag on the bumper. Does the big robot sleep in a box? What would be the best Game of Thrones actor cameo? What's the first rule of the Underground Railroad? Hop aboard! Support the show
ObiTwo: Dinosaur With a Blaster
July 01, 2022 04:00 - 51 minutes - 35.3 MBWe follow Obiwan to Blade Runner Planet to find a much less precocious Leia. Delightful cameos, touching scenes, and meth labs abound! Support the show
ObiOne: The Jawa Has a Key
June 01, 2022 04:00 - 59 minutes - 40.6 MBWe play a game about tv pilots and jump into Obiwan Pt 1. Is Obiwan married? How old is that dessert tuna? Was that a gonk droid? Support the show
ObiOne: The Jawa Has a Key (AUDIO FIXED)
June 01, 2022 04:00 - 59 minutes - 40.6 MBWe play a game about tv pilots and jump into Obiwan Pt 1. Is Obiwan married? How old is that dessert tuna? Was that a gonk droid? Support the show
Luke University (Book of Fett Ch 6)
May 19, 2022 19:00 - 1 hour - 46 MBAfter a quick game of name that cult, we jump in the curriculum at Luke University. We double-triple-and-quadruple down on jokes about Mando's Starfighter. Does the Pike Syndicate only own one speeder? Is this the end of Max Rebo, Figrin D'an, and the kinky wonder twins? Support the show
Meat Locker Planet (Book of Fett Ch 5)
May 01, 2022 04:00 - 1 hour - 49.2 MBMeat locker, Ring World, and a certain Dodge Charger, I mean N1 Starfighter. Support the show
Mobsters, Modders, and Monsters (Book of Fett Ch 4)
April 01, 2022 04:00 - 55 minutes - 38.1 MBWe express our love for track suit mobsters while diving into a great episode of the Book of Fett. The show continues to give us great puppets and great robots, though we pine for a Little Mermaid cameo. Hover your Firespray Gunship and peer into this podcast. Support the show
Diary of a Vespa Kid (Book of Fett Ch 3)
March 01, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 41.9 MBDoes this chapter contain the best guest stars ever? How fast does a vespa go? Why are we talking about Rocky so much? Check out Book of Mandalorian Chapter 3 with us! Support the show
Sandpiercer (Book of Fett Ch 2)
February 01, 2022 05:00 - 1 hour - 46.5 MBWe are ALL IN for the high-speed monorail heist in Book of Fett Ch 2. We moved all of our assets into Hutt options, and we're delighted to be so close to Luke's Tosche Station deathstick stash. Is everything legal in the Dune Sea? Did Boba's COVID test come back negative? Did we discover our new favorite droid? Support the show
Boba Strikes Bacta (Book of Fett Ch 1)
January 01, 2022 15:00 - 1 hour - 44.2 MBLook at the first episode of an all new series! Does the palace still smell like Jabba? Is Mos Espa the bright center of the galaxy? Is this the horniest Star Wars? Service and polish your helmet, and give this episode a listen! Support the show
We Serve Droids Presents a Randomly Generated Christmas
December 20, 2021 05:00 - 48 minutes - 33.1 MBHappy Life Day. Our annual holiday special with fun games and festive music. Support the show
Visions – T0-B1
December 08, 2021 05:00 - 53 minutes - 37 MBThe most brutal de-arming we've ever seen. Who's a robot and who isn't? Does T0-B1 obey the laws of robotics? Is Prof. Mitaka bad at terraforming? All this and more on a special episode of Astro Boy... I mean Pinocchio... I mean Star Wars Visions! Support the show
Visions – The 9th Jedi
December 01, 2021 05:00 - 46 minutes - 31.7 MBWho is the 9th Jedi? How many people have died by trebuchet mining? And, why you should never look into the pointy end of the lightsaber. Support the show
Visions - The Village Bride
November 01, 2021 04:00 - 58 minutes - 40 MBWe play a quick game in honor of Episode 66, then we chat about Visions episode 4: The Village Bride. What's up with the giant helmet? Is the real adventure the wedding crashers we met along the way? Are thermal detonators traditional wedding favors? Style your hair into horns and listen to this episode! Support the show (https://www.patreon.com/weservedroids)
Visions – The Village Bride
November 01, 2021 04:00 - 58 minutes - 40 MBWe play a quick game in honor of Episode 66, then we chat about Visions episode 4: The Village Bride. What's up with the giant helmet? Is the real adventure the wedding crashers we met along the way? Are thermal detonators traditional wedding favors? Style your hair into horns and listen to this episode! Support the show
Visions – The Twins
October 22, 2021 04:00 - 38 minutes - 26.4 MBIn the third episode of Visions we find the perfect Star Destroyer for a sitcom. Why weren't there giant mechs? What would mirror universe Lobot look like? Why did we talk about kids' lunch box thermoses so much? Support the show
Visions – Tatooine Rhapsody
October 08, 2021 04:00 - 36 minutes - 25.3 MBWe watched the second episode of Star Wars visions. What's a rock and roll Hutt doing just living that wig life? Can we see more of the Star Waver tour van? And-oh my god-what did they do to Bib ForTuna? On this episode we rock or die trying. Support the show
Visions – The Duel
October 01, 2021 04:00 - 48 minutes - 33.6 MBWe chat about the first episode of Star Wars visions. Which Kurosawa movie is this? Was A New Hope playing on the Hill Valley Clock Tower? What exactly is Sebulba driving? And, whom would Mr T voice? I pity the fool that don't listen to this episode. Support the show
Where Are You Taking This Lava Planet?
September 15, 2021 04:00 - 17 minutes - 12.4 MBWe watched the introduction to Mustafar scene in Revenge of the Sith. Is lava scooper guy worse-off than death star laser guy? Is Techno Union guy pining for death's sweet release? Is the Legion of Doom still buying Sidious's kool-aide? Scoop up a tall glass of magma and give this short episode a listen. Support the show
Won't Somebody Please Think of the Younglings
September 01, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 42.3 MBFrom Wicket W. Warwick to the Jedi Younglings, we talk about all the kiddos of the Star Wars movies. Is Wicket an atheist? Is R2D2 a John Rambo? What is Kitster's midichlorian count? All this and more! Support the show
Where Are You Taking This Egg?
August 15, 2021 04:00 - 25 minutes - 17.7 MBWe watch the Vader Meditation Egg scene from ESB. General Veers is a bro; Ozzel wants that Oscar; and everyone in Star Wars should have an egg. Crack this episode open and listen! Support the show
Clone Wars: Because Why Not
August 01, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 51.3 MBAfter figuring out which Star Wars characters we'd send to the Olympics, we talking about the craziest parts of Clone Wars (2003). Are there special jousting clones? Is Dooku a swinger? Is Kit Fisto sexy? Join us for this wild ride. These guys have testicles on their head. Support the show
Architecture of Star Wars
July 01, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 46.8 MBWe play a game then jump into our favorite architecture in the galaxy. Did the Jedi Temple re-appropriate a convention center? Why do so few buildings have windows? Will we get to see the tapestries? Check out these structures with us from Naboo to Coruscant. Support the show
Where Are You Taking This Mysterious Lightsaber?
June 15, 2021 04:00 - 44 minutes - 30.9 MBMaz gives Fin the Skywalker Lightsaber and the First Order attacks. What happened to Luke's hand? Was Lobot involved? Did that one storm trooper make his own shield? How into optics is Kylo Ren? What random scene will the Wonka Computer order us to watch next? Support the show
Bar Wars
June 01, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBWe look at all the bars in the Star Wars movies. Would we drink there? Would Morn? Where are the chairs? We try to figure out how many arms Obi-Wan chops off on a Friday night, who Obi-Wan's normal deathstick guy is, and what the giant Maz Kanata statue says about Maz Kanata. We'll all be serving drinks on the master's sail barge by the end! Support the show
Get That Grogu (Mando Ch. 16)
May 01, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 68.2 MBAfter wondering who in Star Wars is a dog person and who is a cat person we jump into Mandalorian 16. What happnes on the Imperial subreddit? What are the dangers of a Spotchka economy? Do Wookiees fit under tables at bars? Will Scott stop making the same Ferris Bueller joke? Support the show
Mando Unmasked (Mando Ch. 15)
April 01, 2021 04:00 - 1 hour - 50 MBAfter an episode of Unsolved Mysteries, we chat about The Believer. We discover a new biome in Star Wars and wonder what's the most collectable junk in a new republic scrap yard? What kind of pirate wants to blow up dat booty? How does Imperial facial recognition work? What happens to the Rhydonium commodities market when that refinery goes up? We're taking you out of podcast prison and leaving you in this episode! Support the show
Stonehenge Cerebro (Mando Ch. 14)
March 15, 2021 04:00 - 47 minutes - 32.9 MBWe chat about Mando Ch. 14 The Tragedy. What's up with this Patriot Act stormtrooper? Is Boba Fett's armor the Wonkavator? Does anybody ever die in Star Wars? And what's the best way to Star Wars-ify your toilet. This episode is the dankest farrik yet. Support the show
Minor Imperials
March 01, 2021 05:00 - 50 minutes - 34.5 MBWe take a look at the best quotes from minor Imperial officers. Is there an Imperial handbook of approved demoralizing things to say? What happened to the big board in the Death Star War Room? Did we forget to include the best delivered line in Star Wars? WARNING: This episode could generate sympathy for the Rebellion in the Senate. Support the show
Burnt Forest Village (Mando Ch. 13)
February 01, 2021 05:00 - 1 hour - 43.6 MBMando Ch. 13: what’s the dating scene like on Tatooine? Does Calodan have an electric shock kink? Is the force really only used for knowledge and defense? Help us mourn a marvelous town bell in another exciting episode. Support the show
Why Was There a Weasel? (Mando Ch. 12)
January 01, 2021 05:00 - 49 minutes - 33.8 MBFirst, we tell you what Star Wars shows Dinsey+ didn't option. Then, Mando is living that IT guy life with Baby Yoda before going back to see Sheriff Dune and Mayor McKarga. What happens when they drop Baby Yoda off with Teach-3PO and infiltrate Dr. Evil's Volcano Lair™. Pull this misshapen podcast out of the test tube and give it a listen! Support the show
WSD Saves Life Day Again!
December 21, 2020 02:00 - 52 minutes - 36.3 MBWhat's the Star Wars version of the first Christmas? What did we get each other for Life Day? What would Santa bring Jabba the Hutt? We also watched the Lego Star Wars Holiday Special and chat for a bit about it. Features festive songs and filled with good cheer. Support the show
Mainline Mandalorians (Mando Ch. 11)
December 01, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 41.7 MBChris tries to stump Scott on What's a Star Wars name? Then we discuss what has Slippy Toad been up to? Does the Mon Cal Chowder House have menus? Why is there a Sea Sarlacc in that boat? We'll crash this episode into the ground before we let it ourselves be captured! Support the show
Mainline Mandalorians (Mando Ch. 11)
December 01, 2020 05:00 - 1 hour - 41.7 MBChris tries to stump Scott on What's a Star Wars name? Then we discuss what has Slippy Toad been up to? Does the Mon Cal Chowder House have menus? Why is there a Sea Sarlacc in that boat? We'll crash this episode into the ground before we let it ourselves be captured! Support the show
Mrs Toad's Wild Ride (Mando Ch. 10)
November 12, 2020 06:00 - 54 minutes - 37.3 MBWill the alien from Alien eat Baby Yoda? Will Baby Yoda eat all the eat all eggs? Are Jawas Amish, and who is the Frog Lady's husband? All this and more on an episode that goes down like a slimy egg or three. Support the show
Dragon Guts Sarlacc Butts (Mando Ch. 9)
November 01, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 46.2 MBFirst we figure out who would place bounties on some of our favorite characters, then we take a long look at Mando Ch. 9. What eats that guy left hanging? How off the grid is Mos Pelgo? Are there sideways sarlacc holes? Support the show
What If Wars
October 15, 2020 04:00 - 57 minutes - 39.2 MBWe ask and answer the best "What if?"s of Star Wars. What if the death star had not blown up? What if Luke had stayed on Dagobah? What if Han Solo had been pooped out of the sarlacc? What if you listened to this episode right now? Support the show
Days In Toyland
October 01, 2020 04:00 - 44 minutes - 30.6 MBWe are joined by Pat and Charles from Converswations to talk about Star Wars toys and, of course, play a game. Are deathsticks PEGs? Does the Gorax have diabeetus? WTF happened with this Poe action figure (https://i.imgur.com/ZBc6mS1.jpg)? And, did we invent Daniel Day Lobot? Visit https://converswations.com/ Support the show
Stuff of Star Wars
September 01, 2020 04:00 - 1 hour - 55.4 MBWe discuss the most memorable stuff (objects, props) of the Star Wars galaxy. What's the significance of the lightsaber? Why does Chewbacca play Mortal Kombat Chess? What is that thing on Lobot's head? Tell your mom that storm trooper is an action figure not a doll, and take a Scrooge McDuck dive into this vault full of stuff. Now with Floating Orb song added to the end. Support the show