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We Read Movies

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There are good gay movies out there, but we won't be talking about them. We're three unqualified nobodies who discuss the very worst that gay cinema has to offer. At We Read Movies, we don't just watch movies, we read them for filth.

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Brooklyn Bizarre

April 22, 2024 20:28 - 1 hour - 50.5 MB

This week, we watched the not-really-a-movie movie Brooklyn Bizarre. It's 80-90% montages of upsetting weirdo burlesque performances, and then there's a completely unexplained murder at the end, but join us as Eric tries to convince us that it actually means something. Topics discussed: What exactly is burlesque? Chris describes a very short porno Mumblecore movies that pretend they're gay movies Russian accents What exactly is a metaphor? We Read Movies This podcast is hosted by Zen...

Departing Seniors

April 01, 2024 23:42 - 1 hour - 63 MB

This week we watched the 2023 slasher movie Departing Seniors. When a gay high-schooler is pushed down the stairs by bullies, the blow to his head that almost kills him actually gives him psychic powers, which he can use to see the future. He then uses that power to save his bullies (who, you may remember, just pushed him down the stairs) from a vengeful serial killer, it's unclear why, tbh Topics discussed: The 3 Body Problem is kind of a dumb show But so are a lot of shows we like Othe...

Adam and Steve

March 11, 2024 20:21 - 1 hour - 67.4 MB

This week, we watched the 2005 rom-com Adam and Steve featuring Parker Posey and Chris Kattan (and starring two other people). We say rom-com, but there's not really any romance, nor is there any comedy. Instead, we're given confusing bits about family curses and a full performance of a song from the Sound of Music. Topics discussed: We watch a lot of tv shows and they're all more interesting to talk about than this movie Hair in the 80's 9/11 The hottest cowboys We Read Movies This ...

Devil's Path

February 19, 2024 15:23 - 1 hour - 55.8 MB

This week, we watched the 2018 thriller Devil's Path. When two obvious lunatics meet on a cruising ground within a state park, each with their own secrets, they begin a deadly game of cat and mouse. Or, at the very least, they wander the woods for about an evening, yelling at each other about whether love exists or not. The movie doesn't make much sense, but, hey, at least it only an hour and 22 minutes long. Topics discussed: The name of the pokemon Muk The efficacy of half a deck of Tar...

The Fruit Machine

February 05, 2024 19:35 - 1 hour - 54.5 MB

This week, we watched the 1988 British film The Fruit Machine. Which, yes, does mean it's time for some positively terrible accents from us while we discuss a film where a couple of teenagers witness a murder, go on the run, get abused by a famous opera singer, and finally rescue a magical dolphin. It's a truly wild film. Topics discussed: Robbie Coltrane Flipper's jean shorts Are fish creatures? Are dolphins fish? What exactly is the X-Simulator? We Read Movies This podcast is ho...

Holiday Heart (with Mark Finley)

January 22, 2024 21:49 - 1 hour - 58.9 MB

This week, we were joined by Seattle drag royalty Mark Finley to talk about the movie that he appears in, Holiday Heart. When a drag queen with the legal birth name of Holiday Heart (played by Ving Rhames) befriends an addict (Alfre Woodard), and her daughter, he puts all of his dreams on hold for the benefit of people who don't seem to deserve his kindness, or even want it. Also then he gets into a relationship with the addict's drug dealer/ex. It's all very strange. Topics discussed: Wha...

Scrooge and Marley

December 11, 2023 10:18 - 1 hour - 65.1 MB

This week, we got into the Christmas spirit with the 2013 movie Scrooge and Marley, a gay retelling of A Christmas Carol that implies the two title characters will be in love, but they're not. It's mostly a faithful retelling of the Dickens story except that everyone is gay in it, and also they add Bruce Vilanch playing a real creep. Topics discussed: Chris has been radicalized to libertarianism (but not really) Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Pride and Prejudice Roommates who pee their pan...

Baby Steps

November 27, 2023 09:34 - 1 hour - 52.9 MB

This week, we watched Baby Steps, the sequel to the 2018's Say Yes, which you may remember from a past episode, is about a woman with cancer who decides to set up her husband and her twin brother. In the sequel, they're still together, and from beyond the grave, she's decided to interfere in their lives further, this time by telling them that she froze some eggs and they should have her baby. Oh, and also there's a DPing scene Topics discussed: Air Bud doesn't go to their school, though! ...

The Singing Forest

November 13, 2023 17:08 - 1 hour - 60.1 MB

This week, we watched The Singing Forest, a movie that we have a lot of theories and questions about. Questions like, "why?" and "wait, what?!" IMDb calls it "The worst LGBT movie ever," are they right? Let's find out! Topics discussed: The Young Pope is younger than other popes Reincarnation Chris tries to remember the name of the movie Deadfall for a while You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps We Read Movies This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

eXploited

October 30, 2023 08:51 - 1 hour - 68.2 MB

This week, we watched the 2022 "thriller" eXploited, which is in no way related to eXistenZ, despite their shared love of capitalizing letters in the middle of words. No, this one is about how online porn leads to murder. Or... not really murder, I guess. There's actually surprisingly little murder in this movie that sure makes you want to think it's about murder. But you do get a lot of weird fetishes! Topics discussed: Being given porn by basically strangers Drunk guy fights Why are pe...

The Covenant

October 16, 2023 18:00 - 1 hour - 59.9 MB

This week, we watched the 2006 homoerotic boarding school witch movie The Covenant, starring Sebastian Stan and Steven Strait. Although it's not a "gay movie" per se, it's actually surprisingly gay, and the swimming pool scene was important for a lot of gay teens in the early 2000's. Topics discussed: Incubi and the band Incubus What exactly is a Darkling? How many vaginas do spiders have? We Read Movies This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Out of Body

October 02, 2023 07:46 - 1 hour - 60.5 MB

This week, we watched the 2020 movie Out of Body. When a demon is released from an orb (you know how all orbs have demons living inside them?), and possesses the body of Malcolm, it's up to his best friend Henry (who's secretly in love with him) to get it back. Or that's what the description on IMDb would have you believe. Mostly Malcolm just tries to get Henry laid from beyond the grave for some reason, and then the movie kind of ends. Topics discussed: America's favorite serial killer ...

Open Cam

September 11, 2023 16:54 - 1 hour - 57.2 MB

This week, we watched the 2005 film Open Cam, which only served to reinforce for Chris that he's getting older and will someday die. A serial killer is stalking the streets of Washington DC, and specifically targeting the men in a DC based cam site, but don't worry because a mysterious gay detective (who may or may not be a ghost) is on the case. Will they figure out who did it before the audience does? Is the sex in this movie really happening? Why do all the dicks look so pixelated? Let's ...

Red, White and Royal Blue

August 28, 2023 15:00 - 1 hour - 51.3 MB

This week, we (along with 6 million straight women) watched the 2023 movie Red, White and Royal Blue. A Rom-Com (but hold the com, please) about the son of a US president falling in love with the Prince of England. Despite being about gay people, it seems to have been made exclusively for a straight audience, and boy do we have some thoughts about that. Topics discussed: Boy, our politicians are old Accents Eric hates on the British Where the butthole is The President and Vice Preside...

The Men Next Door

August 14, 2023 16:28 - 1 hour - 61.3 MB

This week, we watched the 2012 Rob Williams film The Men Next Door. When a sad sack without any real friends starts dating both a father and his son at the same time, he has to make a choice, and it'll involve retelling the story to four different people in great detail. Topics discussed: Cake blindness So much incest Chris describes The Green Lantern is Gay!: An XXX Porn Parody Juggler Bottoms We Read Movies This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Love, Simon

July 31, 2023 19:25 - 1 hour - 70.5 MB

This week, we watched the 2018 young adult film Love, Simon, a movie that's about 50% emails. When a closetted gay teen is blackmailed with emails that he sent to another closetted gay teen, it leads to a dramatic coming out that will have everyone in his life going "oh, okay. That's fine" Topics discussed: How many emails do I have to wait before I send a dick pic? Bullying bullies Cabaret Internalized homophobia Links mentioned in this episode: https://glowmoondoll.com/ We Read Mov...

Deadly Skies

July 17, 2023 18:37 - 1 hour - 58.1 MB

This week, we watched the 2006 made for HereTV movie Deadly Skies, starring future neo-con Antonio Sabato Jr. When an planet killer asteroid threatens to crash into the Earth, it's up to a plucky band of scientists and two gay Air Force guys to save the world by turning on a secret laser everyone knows about but no one wants them to use. This is another HereTV movie that they made with a gay version and a straight version, although this time we all got on the same page and watched the gay ve...

Fire Island (but not THAT one)

July 03, 2023 18:57 - 1 hour - 64.3 MB

This week, we watched the 2023 slasher movie Fire Island, not to be confused with the 2022 rom-com Fire Island. It may or may not be a sequel to past We Read Movies flick Last Ferry (it's not), and it may or may not even be a gay movie, but we have fun with it. Topics discussed: Sequel naming conventions Magneto wasn't real What straight people think drag is Too much SVU? We Read Movies This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Triple Crossed

June 12, 2023 19:34 - 1 hour - 93.7 MB

This week, after some mild technical difficulties, we're back! And we watched the 2013 gay hitman flick Triple Crossed, starring and directed by the very good sport friend of the pod Sean Paul Lockhart. When an ex-marine is given a job to kill the ex boyfriend of his friend and sometimes lover... you know what? This plot is incomprehensibe. but we had fun with it anyway Topics discussed: Oroborous porn The laws around faking your own death Gay LFO How to do crimes badly We Read Movies ...

Love or Whatever

May 23, 2023 16:31 - 1 hour - 65.3 MB

This week, we watched the 2012 rom(?)-com(?) Love Or Whatever, the film that dared to ask the question, "can bi people be trusted?" And that also dares to answer the question, "no. They cannot." Also, it dares to ask the question, "what's Meredith from the Office been up?" And the answer to that question will shock you. Topics discussed: Rumplestiltskin's name People who think puppets are people How many sex positions are there, exactly? The Same Girl song doesn't make any sense We Rea...

Back Soon

May 01, 2023 18:07 - 1 hour - 64.2 MB

This week, we watched the 2007 Rob Williams (not to be confused with Robin Williams) movie Back Soon. When a straight drug dealer gets a horny dead lady's ghost inside his body, he turns gay for her widower, who turns gay for him too through the power of sleepwalking. It's a very confusing plot, but it's also very boring. Topics discussed: The difference between Ding Dongs, HoHos and Cupcakes (hint, there isn't one) Weird food combinations "Gang banger hair" Exposition dialogue We Rea...

Swallowed

April 17, 2023 07:29 - 1 hour - 56.7 MB

This week, we watched the 2022 body horror (or so we were led to believe) movie Swallowed. When a gay guy and his best straight friend get roped into being drug mules, they find out that the condoms full of drugs they swallowed to cross the Canadian border were actually weirdo bug eggs that are hatching inside of them. And then there's an extended fisting scene. Topics discussed: The chemical makeup of squirt Licking toads Sex rooms Fist shaped foods We Read Movies This podcast is hos...

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

April 03, 2023 16:31 - 1 hour - 65.4 MB

This week, for the podcast's three-year birthday, after threatening to do it for so long, we decided to torture ourselves by watching the Kevin James and Adam Sandler movie I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. That's right we sat through every minute of this TWO HOUR LONG movie (that's about an hour and a half of fat jokes) so that you don't have to. CONTENT WARNING: This movie uses sexual assault as a punchline a lot, and we discuss the movie doing that. Topics discussed: The many bette...

Knock at the Cabin

March 20, 2023 08:46 - 1 hour - 62.4 MB

This week, we watched the very recent M. Night Shyamalan movie Knock At the Cabin. Ostensibly a movie with gay main characters, and we don't want to spoil the twist for you, but it ends up being quite possibly the most offensive movie we've ever seen, both because it's actually offensive and because it's deeply boring, but man does it make plane crashes funny. Topics discussed: A brand new JFK assassination theory The binding of isaac (the story, not the game, although the game's rad) Ho...

Eating Out: Drama Camp

March 06, 2023 08:39 - 1 hour - 60.9 MB

This week, we invited our good friends Mike and Kyle back to watch the fourth and most excruciating of the Eating Out movies: Drama Camp. A camp of queer people out in the woods, secret identities, bizarre rules against sex? It sounds like the hit Kevin Bacon movie They/Them, but no, the only thing this movie slashed was our free time. Come join us for the Q. Allan Brocka movie that made us say "you know, now that I think about it, the second one wasn't that bad." Topics discussed: Straigh...

Too Much Sun

February 13, 2023 07:43 - 1 hour - 70.3 MB

This week, we watched the 1990 Eric Idle, Andrea Martin, Robert Downey Jr., and Ralph Macchio movie Too Much Sun. After a murdered millionaire's will stipulates that one of his gay children will have to produce a child of their own, they'll have to engage in some wacky farcical adventures to get their inheritance. Will they succeed? Does Eric Idle play gay offensively? Is Robert Downey Jr on coke for the whole movie? Does a gay guy do oral on a woman? Let's find out! Topics discussed: Sex ...

Socket

January 30, 2023 20:16 - 1 hour - 54.5 MB

This week, we watched the very strange and David Cronenberg-ian 2007 movie Socket. After he's struck by lightning and develops electricity vampire powers, a doctor joins up with a group of other electricity vampires for a party-and-play metaphor that ends in multiple murders. Does it make sense? Not really. Does it involve some plug and socket-related body horror? You better believe it does. Topics discussed: Butt-Chugging Chris describes a porno Underwear designed for people with small ...

Dashing in December

January 16, 2023 07:05 - 1 hour - 53.8 MB

This week, we're late in discussing the Hallmark original Christmas movie Dashing in December. It's your standard Hallmark fare, guy from the big city tries to shut down the struggling horse ranch his mom (Andie MacDowell) owns, only to fall in love with her employee. We know, we know, we meant to do it before Christmas, but stuff happened. Topics discussed: The movie Hot to Trot The Hallmark/Great American Family feud Gender neutral names CEOs on coke Links mentioned in this episode:...

Kiss Me Deadly

December 26, 2022 21:33 - 1 hour - 93.1 MB

This week, we watched the Shannen Doherty and Robert Gant gay spy thriller Kiss Me Deadly, produced for Here TV. Well, one of us did. The other two watched a straight-washed recut of this movie aired at appearing on other networks, and it takes us a really long time to figure out that we watched basically a different movie. Topics discussed: Eric is finally finished with Charmed Why do people think allergies aren't real? What exactly IS amnesia? Everything should be part of the Kenny ...

A Wedding Most Strange

December 05, 2022 21:48 - 1 hour - 92.4 MB

This week, we talked for a solid three and a half hours about the 85 minute long movie A Wedding Most Strange, and then Chris painstakingly took out a bunch of weird tangents to cut it down to the length it is now. The movie was so very deeply and maniacally weird that it just broke our brains. Listen along to our descent into madness Topics discussed: Charmed Cushion Fluffing What we remember about Friends Drag queens with the worst fashions What if this movie starred the lead singer ...

My Fake Boyfriend

November 21, 2022 09:10 - 1 hour - 83.8 MB

This week, we watched the recent Buzzfeed Productions movie My Fake Boyfriend, an incoherent tale of what happens when you make a fake boyfriend for social media, but afterwards realize you want to be with a handsome chef whose arms are muscular beyond belief. Also, it asks the very important question, is there such a thing as a celebrity stunt man? Topics discussed: The suspicious death of Swedish economist Dag Hammarskjöld Homemade soup How to tell your mom you're just "regular gay" ...

Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge

October 31, 2022 18:32 - 1 hour - 86.7 MB

It's every gay's favorite holiday, Halloween! So to get into the spooky spirit we watched the not-explicitly-gay-but-oh-so-gay horror movie Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge. Featuring several naked male butts, a very sexual shower death, and rubber play sheets, this is perhaps the gayest movie we've ever done. Topics discussed: What does Freddy Kruger's dick look like? Birds are a weird pet to have What exactly are Pokemon? The sweatiest people in Hollywood We Read Movies ...

They/Them (with Adam Sass)

October 10, 2022 08:13 - 1 hour - 85.7 MB

This week, for Spooky Season we watched the recent LGBTQ+ Kevin Bacon horror movie They/Them, about a killer who's stalking a gay conversion camp. Except, it's barely a horror movie, since the kids are in no danger, and the only people getting slashed are the jerks who run the camp. And because it bares a certain similarity to his book, Surrender Your Sons, we invited Adam Sass to come talk about it with us. Topics discussed: Tim Curry's hatred of Scrappy Doo Shirley Markowitz DoesTheDog...

At the End of the Day

September 19, 2022 07:57 - 1 hour - 85.2 MB

This week, we watched the 2018 gay christian movie At the End of the Day, about a bigot who learns, through subterfuge and the power of love, to be slightly less bigotted. Featuring inappropriate pranks and even more inappropriate eating, the movie left us with a couple of questions, like "is this even a gay movie?" Topics discussed: What's Kyle's whole deal? Why is Bruce a gay name? The correct pronunciation of gif Monster energy drink is not one of god's creations We Read Movies Thi...

Ice Blues

August 15, 2022 07:44 - 1 hour - 89 MB

This week, we watched the fourth and final (until we get that Kickstarter off the ground) movie in the Donald Strachey mysteries, Ice Blues. The most comprehensible and therefore the least fun of the series, it's also his least gay, but don't worry, we'll still find plenty to talk about, like how much killing a man with his bare hands seems to turn Strachey's husband on. Topics discussed: Why do bearer bonds exist? What would you name your lawfirm? This title doesn't make any sense Pizz...

House of Adam

August 01, 2022 21:13 - 1 hour - 88.2 MB

This week, we watched the 2006 movie House of Adam. Done by the same director as past episode D'Agostino, this movie purports to be a gay ghost story, but the ghost doesn't show up for until the last 5 minutes or so. Instead we get about 40 minutes of corporate intrigue, some straight people who are very game for violating the Geneva Conventions in the name of justice, and an unintentionally hilarious hate crime. Topics discussed: What is Detective School? Chris describes a porno Sexy g...

Shadowlands

July 18, 2022 07:30 - 1 hour - 73.9 MB

This week, we watched the 2018 movie anthology. No, not that Shadowlands... No, not that Shadowlands either... The other one. The gay one. Okay, well, they made a gay movie called Shadowlands and someone fucks a ghost in it. It's not surprising that you've never heard of it, but I promise you it's real. You can watch it on Tubi if you want, but don't bother, it wasn't good. Anyway, that's the movie we watched this week Topics discussed: Which painting would you have sex with? Ghost sex T...

Cruising

July 04, 2022 09:41 - 1 hour - 90.1 MB

This week, we watched the 1980 Al Pacino movie Cruising, about a serial killer stalking the gay S&M cruising community, and the undercover cop who maybe catches him. Or maybe is the killer himself? The movie's very confusing, but what we do know is that someone's getting fisted in the background of one of the scenes, so we're on board! Topics discussed: The best thing to shoplift Jim Varney's extra skin How can Punch and Judy be more fun? One of the wildest scenes we've ever seen How t...

SHORTS: Stonewall and Queer Pop Culture (with Matt Baume)

June 13, 2022 06:42 - 34 minutes - 33 MB

This week, as a supplement to our episode on Stonewall, we had the incomparable Matt Baume on to talk to us about queer representation both before and after the Stonewall riots. Join us as we learn about the history of queer portrayals in media, from anti-gay propaganda films up to that time Archie Bunker met a trans woman Links mentioned in this episode: https://www.youtube.com/c/mattbaume https://twitter.com/mattbaume?lang=en We Read Movies This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Stonewall

June 06, 2022 08:00 - 1 hour - 73.5 MB

This week, because it's Pride Month, we talked about the 2015 movie Stonewall, the movie that asked, what if we took a real event and replaced almost all the black people in it with one bland white dude? Also, they throw in a little fem shaming and a weird third act kidnapping, Topics discussed: The Corndog Killer How to hide your porn Gay directors making gay movies for straight people Mercifully we DON'T talk about kink at Pride discourse Is J. Edgar Hoover in this movie? We Read M...

Hold Your Peace

May 23, 2022 08:31 - 1 hour - 67.5 MB

This week, Chris texted the group while drunk on a Wednesday at 12:30am and said "guys we NEED to do the 2011 movie Hold Your Peace. The movie is super boring, it's about a guy who's trying to break up his ex's wedding. But the bachelor party scene is incredible!" (There were a lot more spelling errors in the text, but we sheltered you from that) Was Chris right? Was the bachelor party incredible, or merely deeply upsetting? Let's find out! Topics discussed: The rules of King's Cup MLM se...

Kept Boy

May 12, 2022 08:15 - 1 hour - 78.6 MB

Sorry it's late! Chris decided to eat at a disreputable but delicious teriyaki place and then be bedridden for 3 days with the worst case of food poisoning he's ever had, but this week, we watched the 2017 movie Kept Boy. When an aging sugar baby feels his boyfriend falling for the pool boy, he tries to win him back through trickery. But is it really him who's being tricked? Or the audience, by the most ridiculous twist ending we've ever seen? Also, will this experience teach Chris anythin...

B&B

April 25, 2022 07:46 - 1 hour - 73 MB

This week, the very funny and excellent Duncan Robertson (author of Visegrad: A Novel) joined us to talk about the 2017 film B&B. When husbands Marc and Fred return to the B&B they were kicked out of one year ago for being gay, they find themselves embroiled in a murder plot so weird that even after talking about it for several hours, we're still a little hazy on the details. Will they survive the night? Is that hot Russian gangster there to kill them or bang them? What kind of a B&B doesn't...

Death Drop Gorgeous

April 11, 2022 07:59 - 1 hour - 75.1 MB

This week, we watched the 2020 movie Death Drop Gorgeous. Not to confused with that other movie with a similar name, this one is about a slasher stalking the streets of gay Providence, RI. Can the case be solved by a down on his luck bartender, or an aging drag queen, or a pair of detectives one of whom looks like he's a literal baby? Or is one of the aforementioned people secretly the killer? Let's find out! Topics discussed: That episode of Star Trek where they all get horny for each oth...

Red Ribbon Blues

March 28, 2022 08:30 - 1 hour - 78.8 MB

This week, we watched Red Ribbon Blues, a 1996 HIV medication heist film starring Paul Mercurio, Lipsinka, Debi Mazar, and RuPaul, but don't get too excited by the cast because it's not very good. It does, however, introduce us to a certain cop named Detective Bones. Topics discussed: Air Bud as a cop Batman villains are weird What could these red ribbons mean We're making an art wish list The unfortunate history of the appetite suppressing chocolate called Ayds Links mentioned in thi...

Querelle

March 14, 2022 12:13 - 1 hour - 74.1 MB

This week, we watched the classic gay art house film Querelle. Ostensibly about murder, sailors and sex, it goes off the rails as soon as a lusty ship's lieutenant stsrts recording his inner most thoughts, and we have an absolute blast with it Topics discussed: How to masturbate without getting jizz on your pajamas Thoughts of the sea naturally leading to thoughts of murder Dating your twin It's not gay if you enjoy it We Read Movies This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Groupers

February 28, 2022 08:12 - 1 hour - 79.2 MB

This week, we watched the incoherent 2019 moVie "Groupers". What starts as an Incoherent revenge plot to turn two homophobeS gay by connEcting them at the dick gets even weirder when a ganG of neo-nazis show up to Ruin everything. And if thAt description makes it sound like the fun kind of baD, you've been fooled the same way we were. Topics discussed: Commercials on Tubi The worst college bar experiences Boners are complicated Skipping the pivotal first thirty seconds of a movie Links...

Wedding Wars

February 14, 2022 09:09 - 1 hour - 56.9 MB

This week, we watched the 2006 John-Stamos-plays gay TV movie Wedding Wars. When a gay wedding planner finds out that his brother is deeply homophobic, he organizes a gay strike that spoiler alert goes nowhere and does nothing. But we've got a star studded cast at least! Topics discussed: Will and Grace The many problems plaguing the town of Derry, Maine Republican campaign ads The very on the nose naming of Gay dot com Marriage We Read Movies This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

D'Agostino

January 31, 2022 19:25 - 1 hour - 56.4 MB

This week, we watched the 2012 movie D'Agostino, which bills itself as an gay movie, and which had us all sold the minute we saw the description in Tubi used the words "human clone." Is it one of the most wild movies we've ever talked about? Yes. Is it actually gay? Well.... Find out! Topics discussed: How long does it take to make a stew? Eric references some pretentious theater Reviews are out of control Ahhhhhhhhhh! We Read Movies This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

Complete Strangers

January 17, 2022 20:27 - 1 hour - 57 MB

This week, we watched the 2020 movie Complete Strangers. When a guy with retrograde amnesia meets a guy who is very clearly trying to murder him, they instantly fall in love. What follows makes even less sense than that premise. Will our hero survive? Will our podcast hosts? Topics discussed: Pornhub Ratings Gaslighting Romantic baths are disgusting We're super bad at accents, but we're better than the actors are Gay Tommy Wiseau We Read Movies This podcast is hosted by ZenCast.fm

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