We're Not Scared
64 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 4 years ago -Join Curtis, Matt, Josh and the occasional guest as they sit down and discuss the worst horror movies from the 80's to today, in hopes that no one else will have to suffer through them. We're watching the bad horror movies so you don't have to!
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Episodes
WNS Quartersode #8 - Matt's Vasectomy Strikes Back
October 02, 2019 06:00 - 15 minutes - 10.3 MBUh oh, looks like Matt needs second operation. Listen to the guys and special guest Sam deliver some real scientific knowledge and quality sexual education.
#38 - Pterodactyl 2005
September 11, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 63.5 MBThe WNS boys are joined by Sam, who chose this pterifyingly bad made for tv movie, staring the always amazing Coolio. The WNS boys also take a few minutes to talk about the lack of male genitalia in film.
WNS Quartersode #7 - 5 Second Game! (Also Again)
August 28, 2019 06:00 - 14 minutes - 10.3 MBClearly the WNS boys are running out of ideas. Listen to the quickly recorded second round of 5 second game! The winner might surprise you ;)
#37 - Zombie Nightmare 1986
August 14, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 60.3 MBThe WNS boys are back with another pick from Matt, this week they go over the zombie revenge movie, Zombie Nightmare. Where the only nightmare is Matt's squeaky chair! Let the guys know what you think of the show by leaving a review. If you're lucky, they might just read it on air ;)
WNS Quartersode #6 - We're Back! (Again)
August 07, 2019 06:00 - 15 minutes - 10.3 MBAfter a very hectic hiatus, the WNS boys are back! Listen as they take use a quartersode to catch everyone back up to speed, plus there's a very small movie review ;) Thanks to all our listeners for being patient!
#36 - Alone In The Dark 2005
May 22, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 82.2 MBThe guys finally tackle a Uwe Boll movie, and they picked a banger. Listen as the guys go over this LOOSELY adapted video game movie.
WNS Quartersode #5 - Robot Takeover
May 15, 2019 06:00 - 14 minutes - 10.3 MBCurtis brings some bad news for the guys. We're all F*cked. The WNS are gonna get a bunker, and so should you!
#35 - Birdemic 2010
May 08, 2019 06:00 - 2 hours - 113 MBJoin the guys in the episode of a lifetime. Josh and Curtis both love this movie, and Matt hates them both. If you haven't seen this movie, definitely check it out for yourself!
WNS Quartersode #4 - Back From The Dead
May 01, 2019 06:00 - 14 minutes - 10.3 MBCurtis asks the guys who they would bring back from the dead, and why, and then asks a follow up that Matt refuses to answer.
#34 - Ghosts Of Mars 2001
April 24, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 75.3 MBMars! Or somewhere that is supposed to be mars. Josh picked this intense Hor-Fi movie for the guys to dig into. Matt loses his mind, and the guys talk about ethics and morality.
WNS Quartersode #3 - 5 Second Game
April 17, 2019 06:00 - 14 minutes - 10.3 MBJosh brings a game for the guys to play! 5 seconds to name 3 things. listen to find out how much harder it is to do than it sounds!
Freeballin' #10
April 10, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 52.1 MBThe guys do their tenth ever freeballin' episode! to celebrate we play our favourite game. Give Me The Movie!
WNS Quartersode #2 - Matt's Vasectomy
April 03, 2019 06:00 - 15 minutes - 10.3 MBMatt finally had his operation, listen as Curtis and Josh ask him the critical questions and they learn about the procedure that changed Matt forever.
#33 Feral 2017
March 27, 2019 06:00 - 1 hour - 70.9 MBThe guys tackle the first movie of 2019! Join them as they talk about this spin on the zombie movie genre.
Freeballin' #9
March 13, 2019 22:39 - 55 minutes - 37.8 MBJoin the WNS boys for a fresh freeballin'. They talk about Matt's vasectomy, Josh's hot sauce. Also Josh comes up with the most stupid contest on the planet.
WNS Quartersode #1 - We're Back!
March 06, 2019 07:00 - 15 minutes - 10.3 MBThe WNS boys are back with a new style of episode! We're Not Scared Qaurtresodes are a 10-15 minute mini episode where the boys talk about whatever they want. Also new art!
Show Update
February 04, 2019 07:00 - 8 minutes - 5.94 MBThe guys are taking a small hiatus for February in order to focus and recording more, and preparing for some big plan for 2018. If you are a fan of a show, please reach out to us as we love hearing from fans! You can find us on facebook, and instagram @werenotscared
Best Of 2018
January 30, 2019 07:00 - 1 hour - 41.4 MBPlease enjoy a collection of the best clips from 2018. This episode was slightly rushed so there are no bells and whistles!
Freeballin' #8
January 09, 2019 07:00 - 50 minutes - 34.9 MBThe we're not scared boys are ringing in the new year in style, 9 days late. join us as we talk about 2018, the holidays, and belfies.
#32 - Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2
December 26, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 86.5 MBAnother year has passed and we have a a gift for all you listeners. A special guest joins us for a special movie, which is basically two movies in one. Merry Christmas to all our listeners!
#31 - Killer Fish - 1979
December 12, 2018 07:30 - 1 hour - 63.4 MBWhen josh wants to watch a movie about killer fish, he googles it and of course, he finds a movie from 1979 that's about that exact thing (kinda). Sydney joins us again as we go through this italian/french/brazilian movie!
#30 - House On Haunted Hill 1999
November 28, 2018 07:30 - 1 hour - 67 MBSydney joins Josh and Curtis as a surprise guest as they go over a movie that terrified Curtis as a young child, but now has become a man and isn't afraid of anything.
#29 - Ernest Scared Stupid - 1991
November 14, 2018 07:30 - 1 hour - 65.9 MBIf you're like us, every day is Halloween, so technically this episode meant for Halloween isn't late, its right on time baby. Listen as Josh and Curtis go through a classic horror comedy staring the legendary Jim Varney.
#28 - Feast 2005
October 24, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 73.6 MBThe WNS boys are joined by Curtis' long friend and ex band mate Devon. He picked a cheesy violent movie that Josh and Curtis had never even heard of.
Freeballin' #7
October 10, 2018 06:59 - 1 hour - 48.8 MBThe guys have some updates about the show and life to give everyone. they also pulled a show idea out of their asses to at least cram in a little entertainment.
Freeballin' #6
September 26, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 53.6 MBWhile Matt is away with his newborn, Josh and Curtis challenge them selves to come up with as many bad ideas as possible and jam them into one episode! They are joined by Sydney for this train wreck of an episode!
#27 - Amityville 1992: It's About Time
September 12, 2018 07:00 - 2 hours - 85.3 MBIt's about time the WNS boys went back to Amityville. Listen as we knock off another movie from an 18 movie series! they also discuss some deeper issues.
Freeballin' #5
August 29, 2018 06:00 - 57 minutes - 39.7 MBCurtis made Matt make him watch a movie, and he chose Children of the Corn. While Josh is in another city for work, listen to Curtis and Matt talk about horror movie classics, and make some phone calls!
#26 - Anaconda 1997
August 15, 2018 06:30 - 1 hour - 69.9 MBJoin the guys as they do what Curtis calls a classic. 1997's Anaconda, starring J-Lo and Mr. Cube. We bring up many movie error's
Freeballin' #4
August 01, 2018 06:30 - 1 hour - 50.1 MBJosh prepared a game for the WNS boys to play. Game show style, and it turned it into their most disgusting episode yet!
#25 - The Open House 2018
July 18, 2018 06:30 - 2 hours - 118 MBThe guys are joined by Sam for their longest episode ever! Sam picked The Open House, and the guys when on every tangent possible! Strap yourselves in and enjoy the ride.
Best Of 2017
July 04, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 74.3 MBThe guys are joined by Josh's sister Ciara to listen to some clips that Curtis prepared and then argue with each other. They also reach out to their listener base with some important messages!
CYOA - Secret Agent Grandma
June 20, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 81.5 MBIt's time for another Goosebumps choose your own adventure, this time Victoria joins us to read through a book of her choosing. Will we spend our summer with an alien or a secret agent? Will Curtis show Josh something he can't unsee? Listen to find out!
#24 - Zombie Nation 2004
June 06, 2018 06:30 - 1 hour - 78.3 MBJoin the guys as they do their first fan suggested movie! Listen to find out if the movies tagline "Terror in Numbers" holds true! This movie is ranked among the worst ever so it is perfect for we're not scared!
Freeballin' #3
June 03, 2018 08:00 - 1 hour - 54.8 MBJoin us for a very special episode. We are joined by Sam after we all attended Horror Con 2018 in Calgary! We decided to play the game we did last time! We came up with some amazing titles and taglines, listen to hear them all!
#23 - Winchester 2018
May 23, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 70.8 MBThe guys are joined by local comedian Victoria! and she has picked the most recent movie we have ever done, will the hype for this movie hold up? listen and find out!
Freeballin' #2
May 09, 2018 06:00 - 47 minutes - 32.9 MBIt's another episode of the guys going off script! this time they play a game Curtis came up with and didn't really prepare correctl. there is also a special surprise in this episode so take a listen!
#22 - Slugs 1988
April 25, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 72.6 MBJoin the guys as they go through this slimy body horror classic. Will we ever want to eat a salad again? Listen and find out!
#21 - The Rift 2016
April 11, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 77.4 MBThe guys tackle a Serbian "Hor-Fi" movie on Netflix, so you can watch the movie too! or don't, its really up to you. listen as they go over this sound track disaster staring Ken Foree.
#20 - Jason X 2001
March 28, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 80.8 MBIt took them 10 movies but they finally did it, they put the most notorious slasher in space. forget the first man landing on the moon, this is the only thing important that's happened in space. Join the guys as they rip through this masterpiece in an extra long episode!
#19 - Dracula 3000 2004
March 14, 2018 06:00 - 1 hour - 61.8 MBHey all you vampire fans out there! What's better than a classic Dracula film? How about the famous blood-sucker IN THE FUTURE... IN SPACE... WITH COOLIO... Are we serious? I wish we weren't! Join us as we explore the many flaws of this sci-fi horror flick, in the latest episode of We're Not Scared!
Freeballin' #1
March 02, 2018 04:34 - 42 minutes - 29.1 MBListen to the WNS boys BS about classic cartoons and movies from our childhood days gone by, in our very first BULLSH*T episode, where there's no agenda, no plans, and NO RULES.
#18 - American Poltergeist 2015
February 14, 2018 07:30 - 1 hour - 81.2 MBListen to us talk about the worst movie we've ever seen, and about Matt and Curtis's troubled past as fat kids.
#17- See No Evil 2006
January 31, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 78 MBJoin the guys as we go over this debut movie for wrestler Kane! Listen as we talk about wrestling and shitty teenagers!
#16 - Long Time Dead 2002
January 17, 2018 07:00 - 1 hour - 71 MBWhat happens when a group of british teens improvise a ouija board to talk to the dead? probably not what you're thinking, but listen to find out!
CYOA - The Deadly Experiments Of Doctor Eek
January 03, 2018 07:30 - 1 hour - 50 MBJoin Curtis and Victoria as Josh takes them on an adventure through the Laboratory of Doctor Eek! Will they be experimented on? or will they escape? or both, because we were generous with our chances. Listen to find out!
#15 - Krampus 2015
December 20, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 70.8 MBHave you ever wondered what would happen if you lost your Christmas spirit? Well look no further! Listen as we go through this well received horror-comedy, as a treat from us to you. Merry Christmas!
#14 - Ghost Ship 2002
December 06, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 72.5 MBJoin the guys as they welcome their newest member to the show! to celebrate, we are doing the only other horror movie from 13 ghosts directer Steve Beck, listen as teach you everything about boats. “Mocca, Chocolate and vanilla, Matt’s thing, Obama, Boat vs Ship, Curtis is quiet, Josh’s undescended testicle, discount Al Pacino, butt music, tick tock bong, Italian whisky, Italian Captain, come hither fingers, Ghost Titties, 13 ghosts cruise control, ghost rules"
#13 - Amityville 2 The Possession 1982
November 22, 2017 07:00 - 1 hour - 58.3 MBThe guys do the second of the 27 Amityville movies, Listen as we go over this poltergeist exorcist homage, maybe we'll do another one of the 53 Amityville movies! “Bad Almonds, Cock Banging, #eyebrowqueens, Smudging, Racecar, Movie Sleaze, Homage”
CYOA - The Creepy Creations of Professor Shock
November 08, 2017 07:30 - 36 minutes - 25 MBThe guys decided to do another Goosebumps choose your own adventure! Join them on their crazy adventure with a mad scientist!