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We Don't Have a Podcast Yet

319 episodes - English - Latest episode: 10 months ago - ★★★★★ - 12 ratings

Nathan and AJ bought a bunch of fancy podcast equipment and figured the ideas would be the easy part. Now every week they’re forced to brainstorm what the podcast could be, with help from listeners and their artificial intelligence, the Pod-Tron 4500. It’s not a podcast yet, but you can listen anyway.

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Episodes

Elizabeth Boop

May 22, 2023 16:09 - 58 minutes

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: We Don’t Have a Podcast Yet Babies - that’s what faith is all about Podcast 2000 - this is a slightly different idea Extended Podcast Universe - “don’t tread on me” The Pulitzer Wurlitzer - I’ve immediately broken my “no drone strike” promise The Mopstar - it’s Spanish for “Jos...

Italian Dracula

May 08, 2023 15:33 - 1 hour

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: How to Remember Things - lowrider Santa is here to help you get your wife’s prescription The Idle Invisible Hand - not now, ghost! Superpresident Lab - who will get to the stovepipe bra first? The Rain Stick Podcast- just like in the Bible Bottoms Up! Wingo Akimbo - you’ll be s...

Top Tens Take Two [PATREON PREVIEW] - Least Popular Alcoholic Beverages, Summer Jobs

May 01, 2023 15:29 - 7 minutes

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Go, Granny Vedder!

April 24, 2023 14:13 - 54 minutes

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: Taboocast - we’re being bullied by Spotify Top Ten Take Two - “YOU’RE GETTING DUMBER” Our Next Comedy Album: All Crowd Work - do you want any faberge eggs? Lil Ron Hubbard’s Cupboard of Peculiarities - he’s eight inches tall rising up out of the drawer like Dracula StrangerTalk...

Nasty Nate and The Grub [PATREON PREVIEW] - Finger Powers

April 17, 2023 15:44 - 6 minutes

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Papa John's Bastard Children

April 10, 2023 15:57 - 52 minutes

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: The Test of Time: Clock’s Ticking - it's just one femur What’s Next After AI and Beyond? -  Gold 4 Cash Mister Critical - check out my Wallace Shawn action figure Shock jocks for kids - The Grub loves his baby poop Dr. Demand - shall I compare thee to a cherry pie? Covertown -...

BONUS: Weenie Boy Special

April 07, 2023 12:38 - 56 minutes

It's Hot Dog Week and we're inventing a whole week's worth of new hot dogs and we're gonna make them and eat them.

Some of That Cancer Water on My Beak

March 27, 2023 11:00 - 54 minutes

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: The Controversial Hall of Fame - this is well within the parameters The Interview, by Proxy -  hanging out at the clown judge coffee shop Podcast for the Treatment -  I saw the sweaty boys on the elevator Funny Podcast Games - we’re your grandsons Not So Funny Podcast - we’re m...

I Wish I Could Give Less Than One Star [PATREON PREVIEW] - Hot Beer at the Cow Farm

March 20, 2023 18:59 - 5 minutes

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Dead Uncles to the Front of the Line

March 13, 2023 10:00 - 1 hour

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: You Matchmaker You, America - slime the new king and queen Podsaurus - John Thomas? Never Don’t Get It Again - Megasoreass, of course I Wish I Could Give Less Than One Star -  it’s a truly unfair system Tugboat - he’s too cute Have a Nice Beard - Burt Wonderstone didn’t have a...

The Itty Bitty Hitty Subcommittee [PATREON PREVIEW] - Leave Me Alone

March 07, 2023 04:03 - 5 minutes

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The Coital Tornado

February 27, 2023 15:04 - 1 hour

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: This Shouldn’t be News to You Worms - giving Bezos way too much credit Just DON’T Add Water (The Great Mashed Potato Experiment) - wait, there’s NOT a good one? Please Take My Seed - maybe this is the good one The Itty Bitty Hitty Subcommittee -  we’re expanding the Magic Mike f...

Chicken Sucka

February 01, 2023 14:06 - 56 minutes

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: The Open Records Repodquest - ask the government if we should try chowder Hear Ye, Hear Ye - what was Rax up to? Have You Heard the One About the AI That Writes Jokes? - he’s just a shitty reddit guy Harbor Frieght Video Review Podcast - don’t tell us how to run a cornfield, Ler...

What Was a Hammer [PATREON PREVIEW] - Slay the Tow Mater

January 29, 2023 22:29 - 4 minutes

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Amish Sodastream Laws

January 24, 2023 16:44 - 1 hour

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: Maybe It’s Cancer - we’re gonna have the coolest laser tag in town Smoke ‘em If You Get ‘em - these ones are the real Dutch Masters Wokebait Studios - I regret this idea Barely Scarely - wolf man is here to borrow your pinking shears No Show - slow it down and add the epic taik...

Nighttime Prayers [PATREON PREVIEW] - Time prayer

January 23, 2023 04:53 - 8 minutes

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AJ's Alligator Wife

January 17, 2023 05:57 - 1 hour

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: Montage Triage - tell us the story again grandpa The Freakshow - as a man with a monkey face this is offensive Cloudbusters - their goal wasn’t slime Nighttime prayers - Tom Cruise: Prayer Warrior Bitch Guy Radio - Freddy has no class Antici…pant - there’s an epistemological c...

Creamed Cream [PATREON PREVIEW] - French to English translation of an alien romance novel

January 16, 2023 06:00 - 6 minutes

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A Day at the Dog Park

January 09, 2023 12:00 - 1 hour

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: “Lost” in the Mail - inmates please go across the street We Don’t Have a Podcast Yet Miami - I’m gonna feed the alligator some of this sandwich Creamed Cream - no mention of the Hunchback Interview with the Umpire - he’s sipping on that coconut full of blood My Face Serial Kill...

2023 BINGO

January 03, 2023 16:31 - 1 hour

It's that time of year again folks: 2022 has failed to defeat most of us and we're looking back at the predictions me made for last year, and making some educated guesses about what's in store for 2023.  If you'd like to play along you can tag us in a photo of your 2023 bingo card on any of the social medias, we're @wdhapy

Greatest Hits Volume 4

December 19, 2022 12:00 - 53 minutes

Oops! We did it again! Another collection of favorite goofs and gags for you to enjoy and reminisce about the good old days when you could hear AJ's chair audibly creaking all the time. If you want more great content go to www.whitehouse.boats and subscribe to our Patreon to get exclusive bonus episodes every week!

[UNLOCKED] The Time Garage

December 17, 2022 17:16 - 1 hour

Hello friends! We took the rest of the month off to do holiday stuff and work on our upcoming Holiday Special, in the meantime here's a classic PREMIUM episode for free, The Time Garage: a Sleep Podcast. Subscribe to our Patreon and get great bonus episodes like this one every week at www.whitehouse.boats HEE HAW AND MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Greatest Hits Volume 3

December 12, 2022 12:34 - 56 minutes

We've done over 300 hours of recording and we still haven't got a podcast yet, but we're not giving up and neither should you. Here's a compilation of some of our favorite moments from our search for the world's greatest podcast.

It's Deep Bro [PATREON PREVIEW] - Cave Pimp and Oscar the Man

December 10, 2022 20:42 - 9 minutes

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They Need That Kampf

December 05, 2022 12:00 - 54 minutes

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: Child Pawn - look out he's got a flaming dice tattoo Uncle Goose’s War Stories - we’ve got too many Hitlers True Noncrime - just got Starbucks, yum! The Instruction Manual - just make it into a LLANNGEN Method and Red - who’s the Mister Drysdale? The Oranger Close West Wine Tr...

The Podcast of Kings [PATREON PREVIEW] - inventing new foods

December 03, 2022 05:01 - 6 minutes

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This Is My Nightmare for the Hulk

November 29, 2022 12:25 - 1 hour

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: Fortunes Told - look to your left, now look to your right The Podcast of Kings - who gets to eat the beagle? Who Were Those Masked Men? - now we got a German daddy Racism Rebooted: We’re Changing the Rules and You Love It! - it’s a tired trope, leave us alone Huberman Dot Com -...

The Bill You [PATREON PREVIEW] BullyPass

November 28, 2022 04:56 - 7 minutes

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Malcolm Gladwell's Barbarian Babes

November 21, 2022 12:00 - 59 minutes

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: The Book Cover Awards - The Thiccness Quotient Andrew Estes's Pantry of the Paranormal - what if I told you that Englishman’s bones are terrible for making bread? Powdered Hands, Chalky Balls - hurry up other people wanna knife fight Breaking News - don’t mess with The Green Gab...

The Freeform Jazz Hour [PATREON PREVIEW] - Chariots of Fire

November 12, 2022 17:53 - 4 minutes - 5.85 MB

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More Cluckin' for the Fuckin'

November 07, 2022 12:00 - 1 hour - 88.5 MB

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: When You’re Clown on Your Luck - it’s somebody’s thing Unscripted with a Cryptid - you can’t watch the dubbed Inspector Gadget Spec Ads - the Colonel is crazy for this one The Freeform Jazz Hour - it feels stupid to even keep suggesting ideas after this one Dream Explana...

Fairies are Real [PATREON PREVIEW] - New Penis Names

November 04, 2022 21:16 - 7 minutes - 9.81 MB

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[UNLOCKED] Weekly Reviews in Review

November 01, 2022 15:12 - 1 hour - 91.4 MB

GREETINGS DEAR LISTENERS Due to circumstances beyond our control we were unable to do any recording last week. We apologize and offer this classic bonus episode as our way of making it up to you. Please enjoy "Weekly Reviews in Review", the show where we review Amazon reviews.  

Antebellum Grinch

October 24, 2022 16:26 - 1 hour - 106 MB

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: Ewok Reconstruction - we mustn’t enslave the Gorax Fairies Exist - Robin Hood defeats the aliens An Episode Where We’re Enemies - we’re bringing Kevin Pollak to justice Rushin’ to the Russian Aisle - AJ doing his patriotic duty buying up faberge eggs Nancy Pelosi - dooki...

The Breakfast Bunch [PATREON PREVIEW] - Columbus Oats

October 22, 2022 00:42 - 4 minutes - 5.93 MB

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Herbie Looks the Other Way

October 17, 2022 16:39 - 1 hour - 100 MB

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: The Breakfast Bunch - every bowl you eat stays out of Nazi buzz bombs Hi Grandma! - he’s got himself a golf cart Become a Florida Man - Hulkamania has been scrubbed from the internet End By Me - new haunted car just dropped Getting Dead Cast - fill ‘em up with the goop ...

Excuses, Excuses [PATREON PREVIEW] - Working at the Diarrhea Factory

October 15, 2022 15:49 - 5 minutes - 7.38 MB

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iColumba

October 10, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: Therapy for Men - how did getting sand kicked in your face make you feel? Beyond the Valley of the Action Figures - what you do is disgusting  to me Nut Gallery - Snoopy saw some stuff in the war  Excuses! Excuses! - you’re far too trusting Freakdown - gimme a sip of tha...

Nathan & AJ's New Nightmare [PATREON PREVIEW] - Jackie Chan's Slasher Movie

October 07, 2022 16:00 - 7 minutes - 10.4 MB

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Supergod

October 03, 2022 11:59 - 1 hour - 89 MB

The Academy of Fart and Boner Arts & Sciences - the fart that launched a thousand boners Mister Re-Mxyzptlk - is this what he sounds like? Yoakam If You Got ‘im 2: Get Me Yeezus On the Line - I didn’t even get my own fart award Nathan and AJ’s New Nightmare - Chopcorp Worst Places to Intern for and Why - take a couple pulls off the dookie hose The Leviathan Life - hobbes taking a shit on a nurse born in february Million Demand -   My Face Serial Kill You -  True Criminology: ...

Robin's Report Card [PATREON PREVIEW] - Sex Pooping

October 03, 2022 03:58 - 9 minutes - 12.5 MB

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Boner Kool-Aid

September 26, 2022 11:00 - 1 hour - 103 MB

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at Call us at the Podcasp Hotline and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: Welcome Back - no doctors are allowed to listen to this Robin’s Report Card - Barack Obama said what? The Banality of Evel - I have to learn about She Hulk Roadies Aren’t Toadies - please send us the fan art That Time in High School and other Remember When...

Yoakam If You Got 'im [PATREON PREVIEW] Howell Dawdy on behalf of Dwight Yoakam

September 23, 2022 03:48 - 15 minutes - 20.8 MB

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约翰塞纳外太空篮球大战争

September 19, 2022 11:35 - 1 hour - 86.9 MB

Got an idea for a podcast? Call us at 702-PODCASP and leave us a voicemail. If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES:  Queen Elizabeth III: Parabellum - we’re doing a romantic yojimbo on american politics We ARE Big In China - the NBA has won the Korean War Yoakam If You Got Him -  plain spaghetti with a little melted butter Pinball Wizards - the pissing bandit has ruined our tournament ...

Stoney Cajones [PATREON PREVIEW] - The Dark Legacy of MTV Rock N' Jock B-Ball

September 17, 2022 03:05 - 5 minutes - 7.5 MB

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The Old-Timey PrEP Vending Machine

September 12, 2022 14:11 - 1 hour - 91 MB

If you like We Don't Have a Podcast Yet go check out www.whitehouse.boats for exclusive content and weekly bonus episodes! SHOW NOTES: Stony Cajones: an in-depth history of MTV’s Rock N’ Jock Programming - Mike Score showed up wearing jeans The House Ways and Means Podcast - bro you gotta get down here Go-Go-Go-Karts: The Annotated Podcast - show up to school looking like the Chinese Ghostbusters Ripped TO the Headlines - I learnt the most wonderful thing at school today, Mother ...

Your Prayers Have Been Answered [PATREON PREVIEW] - Pow Wow Dancing

September 11, 2022 13:32 - 7 minutes - 9.71 MB

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Good Maron, Bad Maron

September 05, 2022 15:16 - 1 hour - 101 MB

SHOW NOTES: Your Prayers Have Been Answered - its a glowing hot borscht Voice of the Voiceless - “A COYOTE NURSES HER PUPS” Samson - it’s a sad Baba Booey Rural Legends - we’re tracking down the pig men Dumb Ben NBC - you’ve heard the rumors about Cuyhaoga Falls Crime Up - we’re holding our own Men In Black tryouts Cover Show - doing mutual aid out of the Gallaghermobile Podcass - it’s gonna be one helluva grave site

The Jack Chick Radio Hour [PATREON PREVIEW]

September 02, 2022 16:00 - 14 minutes - 19.6 MB

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Dillpilled

August 29, 2022 12:29 - 1 hour - 88.3 MB

SHOW NOTES: Hey Guest - Cortana, Malenko, Boobo, Dingle… Digital Dumpster Divers - AJ’s town got hit by the pornado The Jack Chick Audio Tract - he’s up on top of Cocaine Mountain Above the Octagon: A Pacifist’s Guide to America’s Favorite Bloodsport - we’re gonna need a blues riff Don’s Is A True Room - set your goals higher than Weenie Whistle Donut Morbid: The Rised Save USA - reviving the old fashioned art of conversation  Fall Bloodcast - oh Dookie Huberman.com - see the...