Episodes
059 - Penultimate
June 06, 2017 11:43The penultimate episode of We Are Frank! Whys and wherefores, what's coming next and the obligatory Thank You list.
058 - HbA1-see?
April 23, 2017 16:08They said she couldn't do it. She did it. Also, changes in the works. Questions are asked. Listen and tweet @the2franks with your opinions.
057 - The Banana Conspiracy!
March 21, 2017 14:01Cat Chat. Banana Bitching. Diabetes Discussion. Friend Fail. The return of the Banana music! Banana Music and all music from www.bensound.com with gratitude.
056 - It Drives Frank Crazy...
March 07, 2017 12:35Frank has a bit of a rant today about her long weekend drive. It's a hum-dinger. It lasts a full half hour. Just warning you. Tiggy the podcat is there and then he's gone. Giraffe Watch continues. Music, as always, by www.bensound.com . Tweet us @the2franks.
055 - Giraffe Watch!
February 28, 2017 11:14It's a mixed bag this episode! We talk poop (of course), the pitfalls of car ownership in the UK, and we keep an eye on an overdue pregnant giraffe. Yeah, you heard right. Music by www.bensound.com as always.
054 - The Metformin Diarrhies
February 22, 2017 11:19American Frank, recently diabetic, is talking Metformin and its unspeakably horrible side effects. Not for the faint-hearted. Music by www.bensound.com Tweet us @the2franks with your feedback.
053 - Full Disclosure
February 09, 2017 22:12Yeah... um... no words really except the ones on the recording. Thoughts, Suggestions, whatever to @the2franks on Twitter.
052 - Happy New Year!
January 01, 2017 13:36American Frank kicks off the new year in style. Wait for it. Music by www.bensound.com
051 - Happy Franksgiving!
December 14, 2016 19:36Sorry it's a little late, friends. And Franks for waiting! Frank doesn't seem to want to eat Frank's feast... but it's really really nice.... Music by www.bensound.com and some old-fashioned royalty free stuff accompanies the traffic report.
050 - Happy Frankiversary!!!
November 22, 2016 12:01The 50th Frankiversary episode is here! The Podcast Environment Office has issued an amber warning for poo stories... with a side of corn. Music mostly by www.bensound.com and otherwise from various royalty-free archives.
049 - Voulez Vous Crochet Avec Moi?
October 19, 2016 10:54This entire podcast is a shameless plug for the event All Day You Drunks 2: 2 Drunk, which is happening on Radio Free Radio. You can download the app for iPhone and Android, or watch on Youtube, https://www.youtube.com/radiofreeradioDMF/live It's on Saturday the 22nd of October from 2pm BST, 9am EST, until the following day, same time. 24 hours. Tune in. There's gonna be music, comedy, food, and almost definitely fatigue and sleep deprivation. The 2 Franks are crocheting for the cause....
048 - Frank eats Cox.
October 11, 2016 13:01We are two Franks again!!!! The Franks eat cox. Fresh cox. Frank invokes the "C" word... More than once. Dream analysis was a foregone conclusion. Things happened on a Paranormal Investigation. The Franks are back!!!!! Frank is getting Jack for Chritmas from Frank. All Day You Drunks 2? Yes please!
047 - I Am Frank: Progress
October 04, 2016 13:11American Frank is on her own again. The word Frank lost in this episode is DEMOGRAPHICS. "Discover Papercraft!" is a go! Shoutout to E14 podcasts. A few words about Community. And finally our first Power Thought. Hoping to become "We Are Frank" once again next week.
046 - I Am Frank: On Success
September 27, 2016 17:07Sans British Frank today. Talking about blogging, other social media, sound issues (as always), and with a half-time interference move by Tiggy the PodCat. Music by Bensound.
043 - Sound Snafus and Beauty How-To's.
July 27, 2016 14:46Yeah, so we did the Bitly and the Twitter promotion but we didn't actually put it up for our friends who use Podcast Addict. Sorry guys, here it is. A Lost Episode! In which the Franks try out a new Pore Vacuum Mask. Riveting stuff.
045 - Too Hot for Pod!
July 27, 2016 14:45Not what you think. It is literally too hot. As in the weather. There is moaning. But guess what it's about. Yeah. It's just too hot.
044 - Back on the Ball
July 19, 2016 12:33Back on the Ball. The Blue Ball. Couldn't be bothered with the two mics today, and may not want to be bothered by them until we can get better ones.... but what did we talk about? You'll have to listen to find out. We had no plan.
042 - Sound Snafu, Chapter 2!
July 04, 2016 22:15Strap yourselves in, this is going to be a long one. Frank and Frank indulge in some scratch cards. Paranormally Speaking returns... and gets real. Snacktime, featuring Bugles. Or at least that's what they claim to be. Cats invade. Medway goings-on at Riverside One Studios. The Battle for the Blue Lip Gloss is retold. Radio Free Radio for President. Who would be the Press Secretary? And what are the Franks drinking this week? And all not necessarily in that order. Umm.... enjoy, if...
041 - Only the Hardcore
June 27, 2016 11:00Only the hardcore and very tolerant should listen to this one. We had a terrible sound snafu and.... well, the better-sounding intro-slash-warning message says it better. Go listen to that and decide for yourself whether you have the constitution to continue. Personally, we give it two Franks up and we enjoyed making it. We were gutted when we heard the playback. Sorry guys.
040 - Return of the Frank
June 20, 2016 19:13After a strange start, things get creepily back to normal... with Two Actual Franks!!! The drought has come to an end! Hoo-fecking-ray.
039 - Too Many Pies!!
June 13, 2016 10:56Spooky noise reduction remnants from the Prius of Death. American Frank talks about her several commitments and wonders if there's enough time... and if not, what goes?
038 - I Am Frank: Procrastination
June 07, 2016 22:02Lengthy update about British Frank and her condition and why I still Am Frank. I talk comedy writing, procrastination, and mounting piles of magazines. Do you spend more time reading about your hobby than you do actually engaging in it? Are you sure you don't? what about Pinterest? That counts... yeah, I thought so.
037 - Port-A-Poddy!
May 18, 2016 13:48Frank is still Frankless at the moment, so it's another solo offering from American Frank, and the first part is Meta. So meta. check out #portapoddy on Instagram and you should find some additional media to accompany your podcast. Very vague tutorial is followed by a long-winded rant about child care and then about children in general, and it wraps up... well, quite suddenly really. Get in touch! Tweet @the2franks or look in on us on Instagram @frankenpages.
036 - I Am Frank...
May 10, 2016 13:08It's a quick one this week... British Frank is not well, so you're stuck with American Frank in a never-before-attempted solo podcast. Not something that is likely to be repeated... probably a good thing. American Frank talks crafty sales, jealousy in the craft community, and just how good it feels for someone to actually pay money for something one makes. No planned segue at all into a road rage story and she trails off. Quality. Bam. Luckily for you, short too.
035 - Of Love and Strange Dreams
May 03, 2016 11:54The Franks went in with a plan this time. No, really! British Frank's love life: Give him a chance or give him the boot? American Frank's very odd dream. Teeth! Blindness! How are the two connected? Or is this really about something else entirely? Those t-shirt ads on Facebook- now on Twitter!!! But can you actually get said t-shirts or are they just a big scam? British Frank gets antsy waiting for the Avon lady and that's where we lose her.