Watch Goblins
45 episodes - English - Latest episode: almost 3 years ago - ★★★★★ - 11 ratingsWatch Goblins is the show where three little goblin friends watch movies with you or for you, the choice is yours!
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Episodes
Ep41: Metallica: Some Kind of Monster
June 29, 2021 02:16 - 1 hour - 42.3 MBThis week we are joined by #1 Metallica fanboy Ray Brito to discuss the Metallica documentary that could be a Christopher Guest film.
Ep40: The Thinning (Special Guest: Ramon Molledo!)
June 18, 2021 21:45 - 1 hour - 41.4 MBRamon Molledo from the Let's Be Friends Podcast joins the Goblins this week for The Thinning starring that beef sponge cake, Logan Paul. This week we talk about the true statistics of child murder, Swimming with your socks on, and what the hell does the Governor do with those poptarts..? They can't just be for eating.
Ep39: Bee Movie (Special Guest: Zach Bennett!)
June 10, 2021 20:17 - 1 hour - 48.1 MBComedian and friend Zach Bennet joins the Goblins this week as we watch Bee Movie! This time we discuss how getting cucked by a bee is a fate worse than death, wonder why ending slavery will kill all of the plants in the world somehow, and talk about how bold it is to have the hero of the film hijack a plane post 9/11.
Ep38: Total Recall
June 05, 2021 02:28 - 1 hour - 38.8 MBMegan, Alex, and Travis are back after a much needed break with Total Recall starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sharon Stone! In this episode we discuss why future food looks so gross, how many boobs is the perfect number of boobs (spoiler alert it's 3), and is this all real man or is it just hitting our memory caps. Come and watch this one with us as we explore the harsh surface of Mars.
Ep37: Twins
May 08, 2021 03:42 - 1 hour - 41.2 MBWe kick of SchwarzeMAYger right with Twins (1988) staring our main man Arnold Schwarzenegger and his twin brother and toe knife enthusiast Danny Devito. Definitely watch this one along with us as we discuss how Arnold was born to play the role of a cloistered genius who can deadlift a Cadillac, if pie is a sandwich or not, and how can we get our hands on one of those Born to Be Bad T-shirts featuring a cool ass baby with a purple mohawk hair-do.
Ep36: We Watched The Change-up so you don't have to
May 02, 2021 04:26 - 1 hour - 36 MBWe wrap up TransformApril with quite possibly the worst body-swap movie ever made, The Change-up starring Jason Bateman, Ryan Reynolds, Leslie Mann, and Olivia Wilde. Let us take the bullet for you on this one Listen Goblins, we thought the other movies this month were horny and this movie took that as a personal challenge. You win The Change-up, damnit you win and we lose. The best thing to come out of this film is Roger Ebert's hilarious and scathing review.
Ep35: It's a Boy Girl Thing
April 27, 2021 23:11 - 1 hour - 33.1 MBThis week Megan, Travis, and Alex make far too many horse noises as we take in this high school body swap movie starring that kid from Air Bud (Kevin Zegers), Samarie Armstrong, and for some reason Sharon Osbourne. We get to hear some personal stories from Alex's childhood which no one asked for and wonder why this Elton John produced film is so homophobic. I'll never get Candle in the Wind out of my head.
Ep34: Freaky Friday (2003)
April 16, 2021 02:33 - 1 hour - 42.5 MBA wedding, a root canal, and a Battle of the Bands! This movie has it all. Cancel the halibut and pull up a chair, we've got questions that need answering. Can someone have a good home life and a Ducati? Is it ethical to ride on a motorcycle in Ryan's fiancé's body? Do the White Stripes suck? Find out this week while we watch Freaky Friday (2003) starring Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis.
Ep33: 18 Again!
April 09, 2021 01:53 - 1 hour - 51.3 MBTransformApril continues with George Burns' attempt to steal his fast grandson's body and trap his soul inside a decaying 81 year old with 3% lung capacity. Megan, Alex, and Travis discover the magic of holding hands and crashing through glass and how sweet Pauly Shore was before he was consumed by "The Weasel".
Ep32: 17 Again
April 01, 2021 22:19 - 1 hour - 43.8 MBWe are kicking off TransformApril with 17 Again starring Zac Efron, Matthew Perry, Leslie Mann, a magical janitor, and more questions than answers. Tangents include how often Travis has the opportunity to say "Buckets, buckets, buckets", The logistics of saving someone after jumping off a bridge, and most importantly can we grate cheese on Zac Efron's abs?
Ep31: Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties
March 19, 2021 01:58 - 1 hour - 62.4 MBThis week we watched Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties starring Bill Murray, Tim Curry, Breckin Meyer, and Jennifer Love Hewitt. We discuss Megan's weird fantasy about a Beef Eater, the difference between Jennifer Love Hewitt and Melissa Joan Hart (even though Alex can't keep them straight), why ducks in suits of armor will be the end of humanity, and above all else the many reasons why you should not feed a cat multiple lasagnas a day.
Ep30: The Shadow
March 13, 2021 01:40 - 1 hour - 59.1 MBThis week the we are watching the 1994 super hero movie The Shadow staring Alec Baldwin, Ian Mckellen, and Tim Curry. We also get to hear Travis eat a swiss roll, discuss what you can get away with just by saying "ope", and we totally disagree on if this movie is any good or not. Happy Birthday Travis!
Ep29: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
March 05, 2021 01:48 - 1 hour - 43 MBThe Power Rangers are in trouble this week because the Watch Goblins are rooting for Ivan Ooze. How are we supposed to be on the side of a warlord offering unspeakable power to child soldiers? Travis and Alex also talk about what it would be like to have 6 arms for a long time.
Ep28: Air Bud
February 25, 2021 22:59 - 1 hour - 45.7 MBThe original Air Bud (1997) is the quintessential dog movie and the best way to wrap up dog moth. We are talking about the OG basketball nose booping, vanilla pudding eating, Michael "Woof" Jordan. There's nothing in the rule book that says you can't love this podcast.
Ep27: Vampire Dog
February 19, 2021 03:05 - 1 hour - 62.8 MBThis week David is back and we watch the preeminent transcendental film of 2012, Vampire Dog, starring Norm Macdonald. This dog is super fast, loves to play in the sun, and survives on the collagen in red jello. All of the classic vampire tropes. Did we mention there's a battle of the bands?
Ep26: Fluke
February 12, 2021 06:13 - 1 hour - 69.5 MBThis week we continue dog month with Fluke staring Samuel L. Jackson, Matthew Modine, Ron Pearlman, and the harbinger of death herself Nancy Travis. Big questions this week regarding the afterlife, if fish have souls, and if the universe shaped like an infinity symbol. Lame if true. Tune in this week for another not-so-kid-friendly dog movie with a healthy twist of existential dread. We miss Bingo.
Ep 25: Bingo
February 05, 2021 01:41 - 1 hour - 52 MBWho doesn't want to watch a 90's movie about a dog following a trail of pee pee across the country to find a family that doesn't even want him? Bingo is his name-o and this movie doesn't just have a dog testifying in court and going to prison for a crime he didn't commit it also has a strange dad who refuses to wear a shoe on his football kicking foot.
Ep25: Bingo
February 05, 2021 01:41 - 1 hour - 52 MBWho doesn't want to watch a 90's movie about a dog following a trail of pee pee across the country to find a family that doesn't even want him? Bingo is his name-o and this movie doesn't just have a dog testifying in court and going to prison for a crime he didn't commit it also has a strange dad who refuses to wear a shoe on his football kicking foot.
Ep24: We Watched Trog So You Don't Have To
January 28, 2021 04:19 - 1 hour - 45.8 MBThis is what happens when 3 spelunking himbos get backed on the head with a styrofoam rock by a man in a monkey mask and wind up covered in ketchup. It's got Trog. It's got Anthropology professor chic. It's got weak ass science. Let us take care of this one for you Listen Goblins. We will tell you all you need to know about Trog.
Ep23: DragonHeart
January 21, 2021 02:04 - 1 hour - 45.9 MBBack to the middle ages with the goblins this week's movie in this classic medieval conman thriller with a fantasy epic twist. We discuss if it's okay to experiment on the last Dragon in a lab for science, 3 easy steps to get into Dragon heaven, and finally nail down the archetype of the bad prince haircut.
Ep22: Smart House
January 14, 2021 03:36 - 1 hour - 48.3 MBThis week we watch our first Disney Channel Original Movie, Smart House. Katey Sagal is a whole ass house and yes my friends, the house is jumping. We review the Smart House Privacy agreement, try to figure out where those oranges came from, and finally solve the mystery of what kills Disney moms! Spoiler: It's Beauty Cancer.
Ep21: Rudolph's Shiny New Year
January 07, 2021 02:54 - 1 hour - 49.6 MBHappy New Year Listen Goblins! We are here for the first time in 2021 talking about this Rankin Bass Christmas Classic Rudolph's Shiny New Year. The gang is all here Travis, Megan, Alex, Quarter Past Five, General Ticker, Ben Franklin?, and the giant whale with an oral fixation Big Ben. We are on an epic quest to save Baby New Year, boost his sense of body positivity, and allow his youth to be sacrificed to the every shifting sands of time. Join us or forever be lost on a haunted iceberg in ...
Ep20: Cats
January 01, 2021 05:47 - 53 minutes - 58.1 MBIn a blast from the past we reveal an ancient recording of two friends who have just been subjected to the horrible dreamscape of color and abominations of nature that is Cats (2019). In all seriousness, please enjoy this recording that was so much fun to make it inspired all of us to create 20 episodes of a podcast together. We are all so grateful that you have been on that journey with us, thank you all for listening!
Ep19: Jingle All The Way (Special Guest: Thor!)
December 24, 2020 05:28 - 1 hour - 71.5 MBHappy Holiday's from the end of 2020 Listeners! We've got another room mate of the pod this time with our guest Thor as we get into this 90's Christmas Comedy Jingle All The Way. Come see our characters blatantly disregard obvious morals and opportunities for growth for the sweet embrace of violence and jetpacks. It doesn't matter how many laws you break when you're Turbo Man. P.S. Booster Sucks!
Ep18: Bogus (Special Guest David!)
December 17, 2020 02:55 - 1 hour - 65.2 MBWe have a forth Goblin this week to help us tackle Bogus (the film for kids that weren't allowed to see Matilda due to witchcraft), room mate of the pod David! We discuss what it means to be a good room mate and where to store your wigs in the bathroom, why Nancy Travis is contractually obligated to die in all films, and we have a lot to say about Dr. Surprise. Tune in and we will climb that scary ladder together.
Ep17: VelociPastor
December 10, 2020 03:41 - 1 hour - 56.7 MBTravis, Alex, and Megan have ascended to Goblindom in this episode with very special guest Kevin (a.k.a. Megan's actual Dad)! This week we untangle the existential questions of what it means to be good or evil and who has the raptor claws sharp enough to punish the bad boys. Tune in and find out which host is actually Chuck E. Cheese.
Ep17: VelociPastor
December 10, 2020 03:41 - 1 hour - 56.7 MBTravis, Alex, and Megan have ascended to Goblindom in this episode with very special guest Kevin (a.k.a. Megan's actual Dad)! This week we untangle the existential questions of what it means to be good or evil and who has the raptor claws sharp enough to punish the bad boys. Tune in and find out which host is actually Chuck E. Cheese.
Ep16: 90 Day Fiancé TOW Season 2 Finale
December 03, 2020 04:50 - 1 hour - 43.8 MBOur time with 90 Day Fiance has come to an end. We've seen the good, the bad, and the drunk ladies coming at you with a pair of scissors while you try to show her your new barber shop. This episode we induct a lucky cast member as a friend of the pod, we solicit advertisements from time traveling companies, and the impending law suit from the DumDums legal team.
Ep16: 90 Day Fiancé TOW Season 2 Finale
December 03, 2020 04:50 - 1 hour - 43.8 MBOur time with 90 Day Fiance has come to an end. We've seen the good, the bad, and the drunk ladies coming at you with a pair of scissors while you try to show her your new barber shop. This episode we induct a lucky cast member as a friend of the pod, we solicit advertisements from time traveling companies, and the impending law suit from the DumDums legal team.
Ep15: 90 Day Fiancé TOW Double Feature
November 26, 2020 03:19 - 1 hour - 51.9 MBThese DumDums just watched 2 episodes of America's favorite TV show. The Cost of Love and Not on My Watch were on the menu this time. We discuss edible squid masks, trading people for ham, America's desperate need for booty bongo talent, and much more. Does Travis have the Rona or is it just allergies? Find out next time!
Ep14: We Watched Zardoz So You Don't Have To
November 19, 2020 03:19 - 1 hour - 66.4 MBMegan, Travis, and Alex are taking a break from 90 day fiance this week to talk about this curious turd. It's got everything and nothing It's a terrible future where mankind has learned the secrets of giant floating heads that vomits guns and forgotten the secrets of Sean Connery's erection. Rest in peace Mr. Connery we will remember you as Indiana Jones' Dad and not this topless maniac.
Ep13: 90 Day Fiancé TOW - Fight or Flight? (Guest: Sam Basinger)
November 12, 2020 03:47 - 1 hour - 53 MBIs Post Malone Stinky? Do the Cars from the movie Cars have a peepee? What does it look like? Is Tow Mater actually Travis' Dad? Will Ari call everyone in Biniyam's phone? We tackle the tough questions this week with very special guest Sam Basinger. Don't miss it!
Ep12: 90 Day Fiancé TOW - Are You Done Yelling?
November 05, 2020 01:34 - 1 hour - 52 MBThis Episode we discuss the newest episode of 90 Fiance The Other Way. Asides include: The 12 foot skeleton from Home Depot, A nuanced look at circumcision, Yazan's hot scary family, and our MVP Rohit.
Ep11: 90 Day Fiancé TOW - Bris-fully Ignorant
October 29, 2020 03:32 - 1 hour - 40.4 MBTV Sensation Undercover Boss, Charlie the Tuna, The pervert Benny Hill; it's all on the docket today as we pass our judgements and refuse to fact check. We ask the big questions Will Kenny learn one more Spanish word? Is Yazan real?!?!
Ep10: 90 Day Fiancé TOW - The Consequences of Truth
October 22, 2020 05:02 - 48 minutes - 32.8 MBThis week the 90 Day party continues. We have a thoughtful and nuanced discussion about if a pair of pants are more Hip Hop Astronaut of Burlesque Cowboy, we talk about what jives, and we all grow a little along the way.
Ep10: 90 Day Fiancé TOW - The Consequences of Truth
October 22, 2020 05:02 - 48 minutes - 32.8 MBThis week the 90 Day party continues. We have a thoughtful and nuanced discussion about if a pair of pants are more Hip Hop Astronaut of Burlesque Cowboy, we talk about what jives, and we all grow a little along the way.
Ep9: 90 Day Fiancé TOW - Ready or Not
October 15, 2020 04:03 - 49 minutes - 33.3 MBYour Favorite DumDums have moved on to reality TV. In this auspicious episode we discuss the most recent episode of 90 Day, how things in Ethiopia aren't as cheap as white people think, how to get that great cereal taste in your milk, and shakin' ass for dollars. Listen if you dare.
Ep8: Buffy Fandom Challenges (Guest: Mia Faith Hammond)
October 13, 2020 03:31 - 55 minutes - 36 MBSpecial guest Mia Faith Hammond and the normal DumDums bring a contribution to the altar of Buffy. We've got it all a romantic Spangel portrait, a beautiful sonnet about the burden of being a werewolf, Buffy's Uncle Inspector Gadget, and forbidden MILF magic. Tune in for the BTVS finale.
Ep7: Buffy Fandom Deep Dive
October 13, 2020 03:25 - 1 hour - 59.9 MBThe DumDums talk about video games, fan fiction, vampire kids, who are the most unlikely couples to ship. Can we find inspiration before our challenges are due?
Ep6: Top 10 Episodes of Buffy Pt. 5
October 09, 2020 03:37 - 1 hour - 58.2 MBThe DumDums don't shy away from the big topics this time: child brides, honorable demons, portals to hell bursting with dragons. Do a lot of climaxes happen near antenna towers or are we crazy? You decide while we recap The Wish and Once More with Feeling wrapping up the top 10.
Ep5: Top 10 Episodes of Buffy Pt. 4
October 09, 2020 03:32 - 53 minutes - 35.7 MBThis time the gang is talking about Hush and The Body. We talk about it all The Gentlemen, those creepy guys in the straight jackets, loss, grief, and much much more.
Ep 4: Top 10 Episodes of Buffy Pt.3
October 06, 2020 18:49 - 41 minutes - 28.3 MBToday the DumDums strap into the rollercoaster that is Graduation Day and go for a ride. We discuss The Mayor's desire to be a big snake, spider farts, and the classiest way to smother someone.
Ep 3: Top 10 Episodes of Buffy Pt.2
October 06, 2020 18:42 - 47 minutes - 32.1 MBToday the DumDums continue their journey through the top 10 episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer with Becoming pt. 2 and The Wish. Conversations include the role of police and sewers in the Buffyverse, what Angel's "one true moment of happiness really was" *wink*, and, the similarities between Lucky Charms and Meow Mix.
Ep 2: Top 10 Episodes of Buffy Pt.1
September 29, 2020 04:07 - 51 minutes - 33.8 MBToday the DumDums begin their journey through the top 10 episodes of Buffy the Vampire Slayer with Angel, Innocence, and Becoming Pt.1. We learn that vampires need to be invited to enter a building, Cordelia hates the FTA, and David Boreanaz is a stone cold fox (soul or no soul we don't care).
Ep 1: Buffy 101
September 24, 2020 01:34 - 51 minutes - 44.9 MBMegan and Alex get get a crash course in Buffy from our expert Travis.