Did the Pope change Biden's diaper?

Welcome to Washington Expose, the only program in America that puts experience before hope. Today is a pivotal moment with election day upon us and several key races being determined and provide the latest intel on how it’s going down; What happens to Virginia if a Republican wins?  Does the Minnesota police referendum save or kill more people? Who is the next mayor of the Big Apple?  Then, we go to other news, disturbing news, which happened on the floor of the Vatican while President Biden “lost control” of several of his faculties. What we must tell you will make you beg for Kamala Harris to become president, and that’s saying an awful lot.  Viewers of today’s program are strongly encouraged to depend on Depends.