Warped
310 episodes - English - Latest episode: 12 days ago - ★★★★★ - 14 ratingsOn this show, join Matt, Shawn, and friends as they make their way through every Star Trek episode ever aired - IN ORDER - and listen to a unique audio commentary track that can be enjoyed alongside your favorite (and least favorite) episodes.
We will graciously count down the start of each episode. This way, you can watch along with us at home on your TV or other streaming device. Never before has it been so easy to faithfully simulate real world time-wasting with your friends while enjoying a cold beverage of your choice!
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Episodes
Episode 254 - Rascals
April 12, 2024 16:30 - 53 minutes - 49.6 MBSTAR TREK BABIES!!!!!!! The day has finally come. We learn what Jean-Luc looked like as a 10 year old. We learn about bad southern accents and its the return of America's favorite game. Enjoy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 253 - True Q
April 06, 2024 04:30 - 54 minutes - 51.1 MBQ!!!! You love him, we love him. The great John Delancey is back on this week's Warped. Other topics include, The perfection that is The Sound of Music, the career of Olivia d'Abo and much more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 252 - Schisms
March 22, 2024 16:30 - 49 minutes - 46 MBIf you ever wondered, "For a show with so many aliens why aren't the crew of the Enterprise probed more?" Look no further than this week's episode. You get all the probin' fun you can handle. Aside from that Shawn brings a new game to the crew and we belatedly celebrate 250 episodes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 251 - Relics
March 08, 2024 17:30 - 54 minutes - 51.1 MBOn this weeks Warped, we welcome back an old favorite(I won't spoil it but he's everyone's favorite alcoholic, sex worker killer from TOS). On the agenda this week is how quick do people get tired of old people, The great career of Martin Short and we play another round of everyone's new favorite game. Enjoy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 250 - Man of the People
March 01, 2024 17:30 - 49 minutes - 46.4 MBIt's our Semiquincentennial episode and it's a doozy. As we plow into season 6 we come upon the worst rated episode this season so it's nice to get it out of the way early. Aside from the usual banter, Shawn brings a new game to the crew. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 61 - Spock's Brain (Bonus Commentary)
February 02, 2024 17:30 - 8 minutes - 8.28 MBHipsters Unite! Fancy Feast for some! McDonald's for others! My friends, set down your hatchets. We rise together to watch the best brain-related episode of Star Trek from Season 2. And it's not even IN season 2. Amazing! No need to get posh, though... kitty wants Taco Bell! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 62 - The Enterprise Incident (Bonus Commentary)
February 02, 2024 17:30 - 4 minutes - 4.69 MBCheez-Its. Mommy Porn. Cheez-Its. Mommy Porn. 50 Shades of Phat Money. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 249 - Realm of Fear
January 26, 2024 17:30 - 49 minutes - 45.6 MBOn today's Warped, our favorite weirdo is back, IT'S LT BARCLAY TIME!!!!!!! The crew is jazzed because they finally see themselves on the screen. In this episode Barclay hates the transporter and the crew....agrees f... that s...! Anyways as we wade thru the awkwardness that is the Lt drinking water, we discuss men's reluctancy to go to the doctor (don't be a Barclay see a doctor is there's something wrong). Enjoy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 60 - The Cat From Outer Space (Part 2) (Bonus Commentary)
January 19, 2024 17:30 - 5 minutes - 7.69 MBIf black widow spiders feed on the remnants of your Three Cheese Pizza Stuffed Buttery Jack Gorditas while you fall asleep podcasting, and then they bite you, what superpower would you gain? A) The ability to weave together disparate pop culture ingredients to create a wonderful cacophony of taste, confusion, and strong muscle cramps in the stomach, shoulders, and back area. B) Buttery, Teflon-coated spider webs shoot out of your orifices. It feels really good, looks like mozzarella string...
Episode 59 - The Cat From Outer Space (Part 1) (Bonus Commentary)
January 19, 2024 17:30 - 8 minutes - 11.8 MBScheduling note: We are currently back on the ranch laying down some sick commentaries for your ears. Once we have bamcked a few we will get back to a once a week format, until then we will be on an every other week schedule. so this week enjoy some more bonus content INTERSTELLAR-POL RED NOTICE. Wanted by Federation Alliance. ALIAS: Warped Crew. DISTINGUISHING MARKS AND CHARACTERISTICS: Weird, funny sounding voices. P may have a deformed left thumb and missing rib cage. M is between 1...
Episode 248 - Time's Arrow Part 2
January 12, 2024 17:30 - 50 minutes - 47.1 MBI know we say this a lot, but we're back. Look it's hard out there for podcaster, especially one's that don't make any money. We don't do it for the money, but we do have to have other jobs so there you go. Anyways we are back and hopefully we will be more productive this year. It's a new year and we are starting off with a new season. That's right it's season 6 of Next Generation and we are watching the thrilling conclusion of "Data meets Mark Twain". We learn all about why Mark Twain...
Episode 58 - Assignment: Earth (Bonus Commentary)
January 05, 2024 17:30 - 7 minutes - 8 MBBeep. It's getting Fast and Furious up in this Warped podcast bay. This time the crew roll up their sleeves and talk shop about the ol' rust bucket. Beep beep. Jacob demonstrates his marketing genius BEEP!! WARNING alligators detected--beep beepBBEeeEEPPPPP!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 57 - Bread and Circuses (Bonus Commentary)
December 29, 2023 17:30 - 12 minutes - 12.2 MBThis week, the Warped crew have a conversation about some bad people doing bad things. We talk about Michael Jackson, R. Kelly, sexual abuse and similar adult topics, and grappling with these realities as every day human beings. If any of this is triggering to you, feel free to skip to our next care-free episode of this future sci-fi utopia we call Star Trek. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 55 - The Omega Glory (Bonus Commentary)
December 22, 2023 17:30 - 8 minutes - 8.59 MBHey, Becky just told me that someone called the cops on this house party. So we got about 10 minutes max before we gotta jet. Meanwhile, let's get back to Sports talk. Jocks and nerds. Instant pot and deep fryer. Wookie dick and spotted dick. Fannies are lady parts and consent before compliments. Famous rivalries all. We learn which one comes in a can and which one is chewy. Yo, Shawn's having people over at his place. Don't tell anyone. See ya there! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privac...
Episode 54 - By Any Other Name (Bonus Commentary)
December 15, 2023 17:30 - 8 minutes - 8.6 MBWhat's up! It's Sports talk. Grab a beer and a coozy, brah. If you're looking for the nerds, hit up the next episode. But yo, we're gonna talk about nipples and cocks if you wanna hang. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 52 - Return to Tomorrow (Bonus Commentary)
December 08, 2023 17:30 - 12 minutes - 12.1 MBAnd that kids, is how Uncle Spock got his pointy ears. Good night now. Sweet dreams! Shhh... **tuck** **kiss** **closes door** **pours stiff Romulan ale** **sits down** Now, for a little adult-oriented "wheeeee" time. Put on some headphones and join us, as the Warped crew sneak in some bawdy tales from dusty deserts. Here, we glimpse the early beginnings of Minh's pon farr. Why would a man choose to walk the desert so? For spiritual enlightenment, or just the boobies? Erin demands that we ...
Episode 51 - A Private Little War (Bonus Commentary)
December 01, 2023 17:30 - 14 minutes - 13.8 MBGreeting Warpies Just a heads up on what to expect for the fearless drew of the NCC-0420 Starship Warped. The rest of the year will be filled with more Bonus Commentary episodes (If you like what you hear go to www.patreon.com/warped and become a patron for only $5 a month and get access to all the bonus episodes) We will return in January with all new episodes. Warpedddd... After Darrkkkkkk! We're getting fired the eff up, popping shots of that sweet angel dust, and spilling moonshine a...
Episode 50 - The Immunity Syndrome (Bonus Commentary)
November 24, 2023 17:30 - 7 minutes - 8.01 MBBrother against brother and sister. Lines are drawn in the sand as the Warped crew take up their bat'leths. Which side will you fight for in the Battle Over "Blind Side," the much loved Oscar-nominated movie with Sandy Bullock. Where does your heart lie in the March on Maroon 5? Find out with us! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 49 - A Piece of the Action (Bonus Commentary)
November 17, 2023 17:30 - 11 minutes - 11.1 MBStardate 2376.7 - Was it New Year's when we recorded this? Most likely, captain. Was this supposed to be released Feb 1? Insufficient data.. captain. This time around, strong opinions are bandied about Jack Black. Time. Saints and sinners. Snake... massage. The crew wonders, "Are we hot?" Maybe we've opened our kimonos too much to you. Forgive us, we're adjusting. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 48 - The Gamesters of Triskelion (Bonus Commentary)
November 10, 2023 17:30 - 6 minutes - 6.83 MBThe Warped crew start to get comfortable with one another, sharing family planning advice that they've learned from their parents, how they make it through Jacob's call for silence (which may be stressful for some?), and showing off some icky-but-cool pictures from the interwebs. They also discuss the sanguine choice of holiday decor at The White House. Sometimes you just can't leave your past behind. How many times did they try to get the episode started? More than one and less than five. ...
Episode 47 - The Trouble with Tribbles (Bonus Commentary)
November 10, 2023 17:30 - 23 minutes - 22.7 MBIn one of our longest bonus episodes ever, we take some time to recover from a snack-induced lethargy. We're inspired to talk about Warped merchandise, celebrate a new patron, and chat about some of the bits that landed in the Warped graveyard. We dish on some local scandals, spill the beans on our ear wax situation, and go deep geek on MST3K. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 45 - Obsession (Bonus Commentary)
October 27, 2023 16:30 - 8 minutes - 8.45 MBThe crew does some on-boarding and updating for one of our favorite special guests. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 44 - The Deadly Years (Bonus Commentary)
October 20, 2023 16:30 - 8 minutes - 8.74 MBAs we enter the back half of "The Original Series", the crew recounts their experience with the movie, Memento, catches up with Guy Pearce, and gives some insight into our episode prep while working on some bits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 43 - Friday's Child (Bonus Commentary)
October 13, 2023 16:30 - 6 minutes - 7.17 MBThe crew talks about some new segments and acknowledgements. We put out a request for an intern to help with us out with our tech. We talk about the reason we discourage people from watching from the beginning, and we get some positive feedback about our clip shows. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 42 - Journey to Babel (Bonus Commentary)
October 06, 2023 16:30 - 6 minutes - 7.14 MBThis episode's bonus content features book chat about literature that tempts and titillates. Erin and Philippe repair their straining marriage and our listenership drops dramatically as a result. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 41 - Metamorphosis (Bonus Commentary)
October 06, 2023 16:30 - 8 minutes - 8.67 MBWe kick things off on this bonus commentary with a Venom retrospective. We talk about movie scenes that redeem otherwise terrible flicks, and we have what is probably the dumbest interaction ever while trying to riff off the episode title. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 40 - I, Mudd (Bonus Commentary)
September 22, 2023 16:30 - 6 minutes - 6.42 MBWhile getting warmed up for Warped After Dark, we briefly chat about George Michael, Gymkata, mouse pads, cats, cat mouse pads, and cat DJ's with pizza. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 38 - The Doomsday Machine (Bonus Commentary)
September 15, 2023 16:30 - 6 minutes - 6.69 MBIt's all about Bugles and Taco Bell here on Warped. Keeping things upscale and fancy like we do. Finally, you can listen to the great taco saga as it unfolds Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 39 - Catspaw (Bonus Commentary)
September 15, 2023 16:30 - 13 minutes - 13.2 MBThis bonus clip shows how we came up with the permanent Special Guest Star credit for Erin. We also chat about Sabrina the Teenage Witch, Chris Hemsworth, cute Chidi from The Good Place, and the not-so-cute visitors at Dollywood. Matt unleashes his wrath upon the microphone stand in Warped Podcast's first casualty. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 37 - The Apple (Bonus Commentary)
September 15, 2023 16:30 - 9 minutes - 9.41 MBVarious topics, such as Frasier, LEGO DC Villains, local weather, and car accidents, all lead us into a discussion about our most loyal listeners. Also featured: some Real World and Road Rules chat. True Story! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 35 - The Changeling (Bonus Content)
August 25, 2023 16:30 - 7 minutes - 10.7 MBThis bonus commentary passes through West Virginia on its way to some solid True Crime recommendations, the Good Place, our famous clip show episodes, and Ken Burns. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 247 - Galaxy Quest (Part 2)
August 18, 2023 16:30 - 49 minutes - 45.6 MBIf you missed the last episode go back and listen to part1 before you listen to the stunning conclusion. Man is it hard to watch movies we like, heavy Chris Farley Show vibes if you get the reference. But we manage to have a few conversations beyond "This part is great""Wasn't that part great". Enjoy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 34 - Who Mourns for Adonais? (Bonus Commentary)
August 11, 2023 16:30 - 10 minutes - 10.3 MBWe join the crew as they are discussing pretentious Star Trek titles. We chat about Tab Hunter, Jim Nabors, and other closeted actors of the 50's and 60's. Before we officially did it as a recommendations segment, we dive into the documentaries and podcasts that we love. Also, Matt thinks we all sound the same, and Philippe takes this as an opportunity to give everyone some constructive feedback on their microphone technique. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 246 - Galaxy Quest (Part 1)
August 04, 2023 16:30 - 1 hour - 56.3 MBIt's that time again, where we give ourselves a break form watching Star Trek and watch a BONUS MOVIE. Of course this time we watch a movie that's basically Star Trek. That's right it's Galaxy Quest time!!!!! We love this movie so you know what that means, lots of this part is awesome talk. We also delve into other important issues like favorite movie studio logos, what movie didn't Shawn see in the theater and why does Erin hate Love Actually so much. (she's basically a Love Actually h...
Episode 33 - Amok Time (Bonus Commentary)
July 28, 2023 16:30 - 9 minutes - 9.18 MBMatt breaks down his experience with the High School Boy simulator known as Persona 5. Mary Poppins takes a dark turn, particularly in the lung area. There's bonus material INCEPTION as we talk about bonus material. STD Wheel of Fortune gets retired. Take a peek under the hood as we try to rein in our cross-talk, move stuff around, and listen to Shawn as he fails to start the actual episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 245 - Time's Arrow Part 1
July 21, 2023 16:30 - 51 minutes - 47.6 MBThis week Star Trek takes Huey Lewis to heart. "They gotta get back in time" Although we love the timey wimey stuff, it gives Erin a headache. Of course we couldn't get by without talking about the crankiest, slimiest old man...Mark Twain. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 30 - Invasion of the Body Snatchers (Part 2) (Bonus Commentary)
July 14, 2023 16:30 - 25 minutes - 24.4 MBWarped is in a slow down at the moment, so we will be coming out with new episodes every other week for a while. Alternate weeks will continue with unlocking bonus content from the patreon. Hope you enjoy and stay tuned to next week with the finale of season 5 Over 25 minutes of bonus podcast here as we discuss everything from The Twilight Zone to Fortnite. Shawn recounts an emotional episode of Penn and Teller's Bulls**t and is moved to tears. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy fo...
Episode 244 - The Inner Light
July 07, 2023 16:30 - 53 minutes - 50 MBAs reach the end of season 5, we come upon what some claim to be the greatest episode of Star Next TNG. However Shawn has some problems with the aliens form the episode's plan (I mean seriously how important is your freaking society). But I digress, it's a great story and Patrick Stewart is amazing. blah, blah, blah. They effing probe is mind without consent that is some f***ed up s***, if ask me. Anyways I hope you enjoy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 29 - Invasion of the Body Snatchers (Part 1) (Bonus Commentary)
June 30, 2023 16:30 - 11 minutes - 11.7 MBHello listeners, just a heads up new episodes will be back starting next week. Until then enjoy the last of the patreon bonus commentary. Remember for more of this please become a patron at www.patreon.com/warped Take a deep look behind the scenes of Warped as we take a hard look inward in an attempt to better ourselves. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 28 - Operation: Annihilate! (Bonus Commentary)
June 23, 2023 18:09 - 16 minutes - 15.5 MBThe crew gabs about Batman Returns, the Marvel Cinematic Universe, and the various incarnations of Superman. Plus! We play the traditional game of STD Hangman. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 27 - The City on the Edge of Forever (Bonus Commentary)
June 16, 2023 16:30 - 13 minutes - 13.3 MBThis week's bonus commentary features discussion about toxic fandom, developing one's taste for children's cinema, and an intimate exploration of Hayley Mills. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 24 - The Devil in the Dark (Bonus Commentary)
June 09, 2023 16:30 - 18 minutes - 17.3 MBToday's Patron-only commentary contains over 18 minutes of conspiracy theories. What a value! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 23 - This Side of Paradise (Bonus Commentary)
June 02, 2023 16:30 - 7 minutes - 10.5 MBThis week's Patron commentary gets a little wild as we discuss the meaning and implications of the phrase, "Open the kimono." Not gonna lie, we go into a pretty deep Frasier hole on this one. The Frasier talk is definitely too hot for our regular show. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 22 - A Taste of Armageddon (Bonus Commentary)
May 26, 2023 16:30 - 7 minutes - 7.03 MBWhile the crew is on vacay, we thought we'd have some fun. We will be releasing some bonus commentary every week. These are the things you get when you become a patron our our patreon Today's bonus commentary features the inaugural round of a brand-new game that's infecting the nation: STD Wheel of Fortune. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 243 - The Next Phase
May 19, 2023 16:30 - 53 minutes - 49.3 MBAre you afraid of G-g-g-g-hosts??? How about OUT OF PHASE PEOPLE. spoooooky ANYWAYS i think Star Trek wanted to tell a ghost story without killing anybody and they basically succeed. It's nice to know that Standard Ghost Rules (or SGR "patent pending") still work on out of phase people. They can walk through walls but somehow don't float through the floors. They can ride the turbolift but can be thrown OUT OF THE SHIP. Whatever it's a romp and it's called The Next Phase. A little ho...
Episode 242 - I Borg
May 12, 2023 16:30 - 56 minutes - 52.8 MBFinally the crew gets wise and lets our benevolent robot overlords take over the show. But even more important than that, this episode is the return of crew member Minwin. He sure picks a good one too, as we are watching I, Borg today. Empathy for the Borg you got to be kidding me. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 241 - Imaginary Friend
May 05, 2023 16:30 - 51 minutes - 47.4 MBThis week, we got us an old fashioned energized cloud. This time in the form of a mean little girl. The episode isn't great so we trail off into conversations about the crews lack of imagination. I mean no one had an imaginary friend. Phillipe tried but found it too much work. Also, we ask the greatest question: Why is Guinan in this episode? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 240 - The Perfect Mate
April 28, 2023 16:30 - 53 minutes - 50.1 MBHop on board the USB Enterprise where we voyage in search of an ideal companion and a tall Ferengi. Some of the crew need to excuse themselves to Holodeck 4 halfway through the episode, but it's clear that Riker has just been in there and no one has had a chance to tidy up. This episode raises some serious questions about free will, but the two things we can draw from our experience is that we should take our shoes off before jumping in the dolphin tank, and it's also open season for peeing i...
Episode 239 - Cost of Living
April 28, 2023 06:34 - 55 minutes - 51.7 MBHere we are part 2 of our holiday special. See you got one late and one early, how generous are we. Plus you get to listen to us talk about what Matt calls "the worst episode of Star trek The Next Generation". It's a good one! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Episode 238 - The First Duty
April 28, 2023 06:32 - 1 hour - 55.6 MBI bet you thought we forgot about you. But know we just took this holiest of holidays as a chance to have some fun. So we released the episode a little late, we couldn't help ourselves. So sit back, light up and listen to Wesley's return. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.