Show Opens with discussions on the importance of the use of Social Media as a comic, The Queen of England has Covid, Patrick Mahomes girlfriend is a solid 6 according to Dougie, Breaking up is hard to do, just ask Kanye West, & Matthew Stafford appears to care less for a woman photographer who fell 10ft after taking his photo


The News is a Joke 


"Former Louisiana Teacher Admits Feeding Students Sperm-Laced Cupcakes", "A married couple living in separate NYC apartments say it's done wonders for their relationship", "Husband Slammed for Upgrading to Business Class on Flight and Leaving Wife in Economy", "Police: Teen delivery boy coerced into sex acts in Miami Beach apartment", & "Cross-country skiing-Finn Remi suffers frozen penis in mass start race"


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