Show Opens with discussions on such things as; Elon Musk Now Owns Twitter, Elon asks Bill Gates if he still has a $500M short position on Tesla, when Bill asks Elon to be a part of one of Bill's philanthropic events, No More Masks on Airplanes, New Jersey Legalizes Weed, & Mike Tyson pummels a young douchebag, who was screwing with on a recent flight.


The News is a Joke


"Cuba Gooding Jr. To Host Event At NYC Strip Club Less Than 2 Weeks After Pleading Guilty To Forcible Touching", "A Florida mom was arrested after leaving a voicemail threatening to blow up her son's school because he wanted more food at lunch", "Family sues country club, wins nearly $5 million due to too many golf balls damaging their house", "Woman with 229 pounds of weed in her car runs out of gas on I-55 Bridge, police say", "Firefighters battle heavy smoke at medical cannabis dispensary in Clearwater", "An alleged smuggler with $40,000 worth of gold hidden under his wig and inside his rectum was arrested by customs officers", & "Baby born with two penises has larger one chopped off by doctors"


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