Show Opens with discussions on the following; Jeffrey claims New York City is the worst he's ever seen.  Dougie asks, "Would you rather be blessed with writing ability or the art of persuasion?  Favored J & J vaccine falters. When you bomb on stage, how do you handle it? & Dougie asks, "What's your favorite snack"

The News is a Joke

"Woman Discovers Her Son's Bride is Her Long-Lost Daughter", "Southwest pilot accused of exposing his genitals during a flight from Philadelphia to Orlando.", "Married Woman Pays Professional Cuddler $80 An Hour To Hold Her", "LA woman arrested for keeping $1.2 million accidentally deposited into her account", "Wife Furious After Finding Husband Selling Healthy Lunch She Packed Everyday to Buy Fast Food", "Woman Gets Pregnant While Already Pregnant", "Filipino man dies after being forced to do 300 squats as punishment for breaking lockdown", "Get A Free Bag Of Marijuana With Your Covid-19 Vaccine", & "2 moms arrested for refusing to quarantine at a hotel after getting breast surgery"

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