Next Episode: WOODFIN A SNITCH

Welcome, welcome ALL (except pedophiles) —brought to you by Bill (Slick Willy) Johnson for Governor. 
Breaking News for this week—one more teacher from our high school bites the dust (in regard to sodomy). How will teachers nibble students’ ears during remote classes?? Be sure to check your mail—we’ve shipped everyone Communion via certified mail--The body of Christ, nerds.