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This Episode: Santa Claus, for some reason. Sarah revels in dark comedies. Josh knows kung fu. Who needs talking in movies? Leo can't do accents. Being cold sucks. Sarah was inspired by Joy. Marshall likes rules more than sports. Super Bowl ads are as absurd as ever. And we were featured on iTunes' New and Noteworthy list :)


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Special Guest: Sarah Jackson is @sarahberus
Joshua Sortino is @sortino
Marshall Bock is @marshallbock

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###Show Notes

0:00 - Captain Planet and the Planeteers
0:07 - Summoning Captain Planet
0:07 - Earth, Fire, Wind, Water, HEART (Don Cheadle is Captain Planet - NSFW)
0:17 - The Fifth Element - Leeloo Dallas Multipass
1:47 - Editor's Note: She doesn't. Sarah is very busy. If you want to skip spoilers on The Revenant, skip to 34:37.
3:07 - "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
3:53 - Editor's Note: Why were we talking about Santa? Honestly, I can't remember.
4:34 - Bob's Burgers
5:10 - Tina learns to drive
5:57 - Editor's Notes: The episode Sarah is talking about is called "Nice-Capades."
7:22 - Dumb & Dumber and Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
7:40 - The Way Way Back
8:28 - Butter
8:42 - Olivia Wilde
9:13 - Slow Learners and Tenured
9:57 - Ip Man 3
10:53 - Jet Li
11:27 - Birdman
12:05 - Boyhood
12:28 - Ip Man and Ip Man 2
13:40 - Wall-E
14:12 - Drive
14:26 - Up
14:35 - The wordless beginning of Up
14:45 - The Raid: Redemption and The Raid 2
14:55 - Editor's Note: The movies were actually called The Raid: Redemption and The Raid 2. Marshall is dyslexic or something.
16:28 - One Punch Man
18:19 - Kill Bill
18:54 - The Revenant
20:17 - The Revenant Was Shot Almost Entirely with Natural Light
21:10 - Oregon Trail - You have died of dysentery
23:03 - The battle at the beginning of 'The Revenant'
23:43 - Leonardo DiCaprio, Oscar Nominee for Actor in a Leading Role
24:00 - I'll never let go, Jack
24:06 - Editor's Note: Marshall was thinking of a different shot of "Get to the boat!" that isn't in the trailer.
24:57 - How Leonardo DiCaprio's 'The Revenant' Shoot Became "A Living Hell"
25:33 - Shia LaBeouf Cut His Own Face, Pulled Out a Tooth to Make 'Fury' More Realistic
25:50 - Tom Hardy
25:59 - Mad Max, The Dark Knight Rises, Star Trek: Nemesis
27:06 - Editor's Note: Skip ahead to 34:37 to avoid spoilers for 'The Revenant.'
28:40 - Requiem for a Dream
29:56 - Braveheart
30:43 - Editor's Note: Marshall is referring to how Liam Neeson was attacked by a pack of wolves in The Grey.
32:43 - Definition of the "uncanny valley"
34:45 - Little House on the Prairie
35:05 - Bonanza
35:44 - Leonardo's lips
35:52 - "I ain't afraid to die anymore. I done it already."
35:58 - Mr. Garrison
36:02 - The Man in the Iron Mask
37:46 - Polar Bear Plunge
41:36 - This guy built a luxury igloo on the deck behind his house
42:12 - Joy
42:31 - Editor's Note: Aloha was Emma Stone, not Jennifer Lawrence.
43:39 - Suzy Homemaker
49:35 - Super Bowl 50
54:48 - Editor's Note: Marshall is actually correct on this example.
55:54 - *Editor's Note: That particular chess move is called "en passant."
56:10 - Video of Josh describing "en passant"
57:05 - Wall hacks on Counter Strike: Global Offensive
57:35 - Puppymonkeybaby ad
58:20 - Skittles commercials
58:36 - Settle It the Usual Way
58:45 - Mtn Dew Kickstart dancing ad
1:01:13 - Kevin Hart Hyundai ad
1:01:40 - TurboTax.com ad
1:02:25 - Doritos ultrasound ad
1:02:51 - SuperBowl Babies ad
1:03:42 - Kiss from a Rose by Seal
1:05:35 - Bud Light campaign ad
1:06:40 - Super Bowl 50 Halftime show
1:07:08 - Bruno Mars at the Halftime Show for Super Bowl 48
1:09:15 - @Vicarious_FM and @sortino tweeted about the podcast being featured on iTunes' New and Noteworthy list
1:09:27 - Serial

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