VHS KvLT
130 episodes - English - Latest episode: over 1 year ago - ★★★★★ - 3 ratingsPresent-day, you send off a tweet declaring the moral superiority of your preferred franchise. Meanwhile, Disney announces its slate of 20 upcoming feature-length toy commercials at their annual shareholder's meeting. You live in Hell. We can save you.
Join us, the VHS KVLT, as we ply you with love and serotonin through the magic of watching genre films of the past
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Episodes
BONUS: Content Sewer #1
July 27, 2022 22:17 - 1 hour - 65.2 MBWe're watching Netflix originals now. The first one is about "The Ridiculous 6" Find us wherever you download your Podcasts, we'll be under Content Sewer.
Geriatric-Drunk Human Losers (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
July 13, 2021 23:04 - 1 hour - 81.6 MBAlternate Title: The Long Road to Nowhere This one is for the birthday boy, and it's late because life isn't fair.
The Last Goonies Weekend (The Goonies)
April 09, 2021 17:02 - 1 hour - 66.7 MBAlternate Title: Goodbye from The Goondocks. It's our last one for awhile. We watched The Goonies, which is one everyone knows about.
The Van Morrison (The Van)
March 17, 2021 19:47 - 56 minutes - 51.7 MBAlternate Title: Chipper Chef We watched The Van because it's St. Partick's Day, I guess.
Chinese Zodiac Killer (Tampopo)
March 05, 2021 22:17 - 1 hour - 66.5 MBAlternate Title: In Love With The Ramen Women. This one's a Japanese movie about ramen. It's a rich bouquet, bold and inspiring.
Takin' Names (Streets of Fire)
February 20, 2021 19:17 - 56 minutes - 51.6 MBAlternate Title: Punchin' Dames We watched a movie called Streets of Fire, and oh boy, were those streets aflame.
No Entertainment Found (No Holds Barred)
February 05, 2021 16:05 - 1 hour - 70.7 MBAlternate Title: Hulk The Ripper. We watched a movie that Hulk Hogan and Vince McMahon did a bunch of cocaine and then rewrote in a hotel room. Someone decided to call it "No Holds Barred" despite all the punching.
Helicopter Violence (Runaway Train)
January 23, 2021 23:39 - 1 hour - 73.8 MBAlternate Title: Clitpiercer. We watched Runaway Train. There's a train.
New Years, New Beefs (The Thing)
January 08, 2021 16:39 - 1 hour - 68.5 MBAlternate Title: Brimley Binge For the New Years', we settled in to watch something with some old friends in it and watched The Thing. The year of the KvLT begins.
Grinch Squad (Tokyo Godfathers)
December 24, 2020 20:54 - 1 hour - 60.2 MBAlternate Title: Ho Ho Hobos. We cheated and watched something outside the wheelhouse this week. It's Tokyo Godfathers and it's great.
GREMMO (Gremlins)
December 17, 2020 01:40 - 1 hour - 63.8 MBAlternate Title: Baby Yoda Prototype. We watched a true Christmas Classis this week - it's Gremlins. It's got everything, and if you don't like it, then you're a buttface.
Big Booty Ho Ho Ho (Silent Night, Deadly Night 2)
December 09, 2020 19:30 - 55 minutes - 51 MBAlternate Title: Clap Your Eyebrows, Say "Garbage Day!" We watched a sequel to a thing we watched last Chanukah season. This one is Silent Night, Deadly Nigh 2 and it tricked us into thinking we enjoyed the first one.
Dinah Fire (Invasion U.S.A)
December 03, 2020 01:23 - 1 hour - 57.9 MBAlternate Title: Livin' in an X-Mas Town! We watched another Chuck Norris movie and we wish we didn't. Some Russians or something invade on Christmas or something... we think.
Teegra's Thiccy (Fire and Ice)
November 25, 2020 20:03 - 1 hour - 65.1 MBAlternate Title: I Dream of Fighting Dinosaur! We watched an adult centric animated feature, Fire and Ice. It's an Heavy Metal album come to life. There's no Batman, though - don't event suggest it.
BONUS: It Came From VHS KvLT
November 24, 2020 19:58 - 57 minutes - 52.7 MBThis a peak are our new Podcast: It Came From VHS KvLT. Do we ramble too much on the movie Podcast? Do you want the ramble without the required viewing? It's out first ramble-only Pod. Topics Include: Our Top Westerns The Bonze Age Collapse Barack Obama's a criminal and he wrote a book about it American Horror Story and spastic writing Terrace House Other stuff...
Dudes Rock (Once Upon a Time in America)
November 19, 2020 15:46 - 1 hour - 98.4 MBAlternate Title: Let's Hear It For The Boys! We watched another Italian guy's movie, this one is kinda of famous - we think.
Election Mystery (Clue)
November 12, 2020 13:49 - 1 hour - 83.3 MBAlternate Title: Cluedo We watched Clue this week and talked election nonsense. Join us... or else.
Horny For Guns (The Killer)
November 05, 2020 14:09 - 1 hour - 58.7 MBAlternate Title: Gun Party Tonight. We watched John Woo's The Killer. There's guns and doves and slow motion melodrama. It's great.
Halloweenier (Trick or Treat)
October 28, 2020 21:56 - 1 hour - 81 MBAlternate Title: Samhain Spooktacular! No, not the 2007 one... Not that one from 1982 either! You wish. No, true torture awaits you this years. It's 1986 and the music is so hot you worship the devil about it.
Thriller 2 (The Midnight Hour)
October 22, 2020 00:25 - 1 hour - 70.7 MBAlternate Title: Summer Soundtrack. We watched a made-for-TV joint this week. They call it the Midnight Hour. It's got LeVar Burton.
Tubi Presents... (C.H.U.D. II: Bud The CHUD)
October 14, 2020 22:21 - 1 hour - 80.4 MBAlternate Title: A Zombie Halloween. We're chugging along toward Halloween. This week it's C.H.U.D. II: Bud The CHUD. It's zombie time at the KvLT, apparently.
Tim Burton The Hack (Beetlejucice)
October 08, 2020 17:16 - 1 hour - 67.3 MBAlternate Title: Drinkin' your own bootyjuice. For spooky season, we watched another Tim Burton movie. This one has less Batman. It's Beetlejuice time.
H8 da living, Luv da dead (Return of the Living Dead Part II)
September 30, 2020 21:56 - 1 hour - 62.2 MBAlternate Title: When the Dead Come Dancing. It's spooky season so we watched a zombie one. This week it was Return of the Living Dead Part II.
Argento Does it Again (Suspiria)
September 24, 2020 20:14 - 1 hour - 90.4 MBAlternate Title: VHS KvLT Does Nothing. We say "ciao" to Italy with "Suspiria", Dario Argento's movie about the horrors of dance. Newt week, we say hola to spooky season.
Ribs Inside a Girl (The Beyond)
September 17, 2020 01:25 - 1 hour - 67.9 MBAlternate Title: This isn't The Money Pit! We're still strolling through Italy, this week it's The Beyond by Lucio Fulci. See Louisiana through Italian eyes.
Catholic Ass (The Church)
September 09, 2020 21:51 - 1 hour - 70.1 MBAlternate Title: An Investigation of Gothic Architecture. Our month abroad continues with The Church (La Chiesa), Most of it takes place in a church.
Tenet Premiere, Berlin (Demons)
September 02, 2020 20:27 - 1 hour - 85.1 MBAlternate Title: Matinee of the Dead. In September, we're taking a tour of Italy. This one's about Demons... Dèmoni... Demônio. No zombies here.
100 Years, 100 Episodes (Day of the Dead)
August 27, 2020 00:53 - 1 hour - 101 MBAlternate Title: America in 2021. We watched George Romero's magnum opus, Day of the Dead. It's great. It's got zombies. It's probably not the future...
Apocalypse Yesterday (Castle in the Sky)
August 19, 2020 19:39 - 1 hour - 73.3 MBAlternate Title: Old Man Yells at Sky Castle. We watched a Hayao Miyazaki flick. Some call it Lupita, but it's Castle in the Sky.
Pizza À Portuguesa (Mystic Pizza)
August 12, 2020 20:26 - 1 hour - 76.6 MBAlternate Title: The Gals of Autumn. We watched out first Julia Roberts movie, and now that's all we're watching. This one's about Mystic Pizza.
The First of the Gang to Die (Ernest Goes to Camp)
August 05, 2020 17:44 - 1 hour - 68.5 MBAlternate Title: VHS KvLT Goes to Ernest. We watched Ernest Goes to Camp and it's not the first movie of my childhood to die a boring death.
Fingerbangin' (Dirty Dancing)
July 29, 2020 18:00 - 1 hour - 74.1 MBAlternate Title: A Season for Dance. We watched Dirty Dancing. We don't put Baby in a corner.
Yell at a World That's Falling Apart (Tourist Trap)
July 23, 2020 02:54 - 1 hour - 69.5 MBAlternate Title: A Plastic Life. We watched Tourist Trap this week. There's a lot of life lessons in this one.
Body Horror (Stand by Me)
July 16, 2020 06:44 - 1 hour - 77.8 MBAlternate Title: Rob Riener presents Stephen King's The Body We watched Stand By Me this week. It hols up now and forever. Maybe -- Probably.
Born on the 7th of July (Cemetery Man)
July 08, 2020 19:06 - 1 hour - 103 MBAlternate Title: Life in The Globe. Dellamorte Dellamore is a better title than Cemetery Man, we all agree on that. Whatever you want to call it, we watch it this week.
Knight is Dark, Walk On (Batman 1989)
July 01, 2020 20:46 - 2 hours - 126 MBAlternate Title: Too Long in Gotham. We watched Tim Burton's Batman. There's also a lot of talking about the comic books too. Is this our longest episode? We don't keep track.
Lost Hillbillys (Near Dark)
June 25, 2020 00:07 - 1 hour - 73.5 MBAlternate Title: The Vampire Who Couldn't Tell Time. We watched Near Dark, which some might say should be named Near Sunrise. This one's a Kathryn Bigelow thing, she's made a bunch of movies you probably know about, and this might be one of them.
Endless Bummer (Surf Nazis Must Die)
June 17, 2020 19:10 - 1 hour - 67.4 MBAlternate Title: Nazi Pet Sounds. We watch Surf Nazis Must Die which is technically a movie and technically about surf Nazis dying so I guess they got us there.
Abolish The Police (Do The Right Thing)
June 10, 2020 20:21 - 1 hour - 83.4 MBAlternate Title: Abolish The Polizza. We watched a Spike Lee joint. Kyle claims it's been on the list for months. Though he should have no worries, how can this movie still be relevant 30 years later?
All Camp Counselors Are Bastards (Friday The 13th)
June 03, 2020 20:07 - 1 hour - 79.4 MBAlternate Title: Put The Wood Ax to Bed. We watched Friday the 13th. The first one, and maybe the last one we watch for this Podcast.
Is This Happy Days? (Hairspray)
May 27, 2020 21:47 - 1 hour - 64.1 MBAlternate Title: No, this is Dirty Dancing. We watched another from that crazy cat, John Waters. It's Hairspray this time, but the good one. Sorry if you like the musical, we both know you're wrong.
Bonnie and Clyde, but with money (Heathers)
May 20, 2020 17:53 - 1 hour - 73.1 MBAlternate Title: Humdrum Bonnie and Clyde. We watched a movie called Heathers. It's proto-Mean Girls but it's got Christian Slater... you've been warned.
Fear of Bleak Planet (Repo Man)
May 13, 2020 22:38 - 1 hour - 73.3 MBAlternate Title: Harry Dean's a Mean Machine. We watched 1984's Repo Man. It's got Emilio. It's Alien. It almost had the greatest of all-time.
Predatory Moans (Predator)
May 07, 2020 15:52 - 1 hour - 71.9 MBAlternate Title: Jungle Juicing. We might have gotten too drunk and watched the Predator. We're gonna find out how weird this one is together.
Metal Cans In The Air (Heavy Metal)
April 29, 2020 23:19 - 1 hour - 87.6 MBAlternate Title: Drunkin' Loves. We had too much to drink and watched Heavy Metal. That's all I have to say about that.
Regular Cop (Violent Cop)
April 23, 2020 01:49 - 1 hour - 61.1 MBAlternate Title: Not So Super Cop. We watched the Violent Cop about a violent cop. It's got violence and cops.
You Can Drink a Little Bit of Blood (Rock 'n' Roll High School)
April 16, 2020 00:21 - 1 hour - 66.7 MBAlternate Title: It's Like a Poem. We watched that Ramones classic featuring The Ramones. It's Rock 'n' Roll High School time.
Skinwalk Among Us (Wofen)
April 08, 2020 23:00 - 1 hour - 61.6 MBAlternate Title: Luke Skinwalker Ranch. We watched Wolfen. It's about werewolves, or voodoo, or skinwalkers, or nothing at all...
Better Dead Than Living Red (Night of the Living Dead)
April 01, 2020 18:16 - 1 hour - 64.7 MBAlternate Title: You Got Quarantined In Here With Us. We watched the remake of the Night of the Living Dead. No, not that one, the 1990s one; the one with Tony Todd... Candyman. **This one has some sound issues that should be fixed next time. We blame Zoom or anyone besides ourselves*
Shin'ya Gets It In (Tetsuo: The Iron Man)
March 25, 2020 17:30 - 58 minutes - 53.5 MBAlternate Title: TETSUOOO! We watched that movie what-about metal men, Tetsuo: The Iron Man. If you're looking for an escape in our trying times -- look elsewhere.