VGP35 - I Was Promised a Man Who Squats

When did you learn about the birds and the bees? Bioware learns what "purple rain" really is, Etika goes bonkers, Subverse raises $2M, and can somebody please take Randy Pitchford's phone away?!

News:
1. Bioware Troubles Continue
a. https://twitter.com/Darokaz/status/1121515693592150016
b. https://www.reddit.com/r/AnthemTheGame/comments/bh5vnv/the_literal_heartbreaking_moment_where_they_are/
2. Randy Pitchfork doesn’t like criticism
a. https://twitter.com/gameinformer/status/1123658326372429825
b. https://www.gameinformer.com/2019/05/01/borderlands-3-wont-have-loot-boxes
c. https://twitter.com/GI_AndyMc/status/1123702973115269120
d. https://twitter.com/DuvalMagic/status/1123742480741146625
e. https://screenrant.com/borderlands-3-microtransactions-randy-pitchford/
3. Epic Games kills Rocket League for Steam
a. https://www.rocketleague.com/news/psyonix-is-joining-the-epic-family-/
b. https://www.theverge.com/2019/5/1/18525842/epic-games-psyonix-acquisition-rocket-league-fortnite-unreal-deal
4. Etika has been admitted into a psyche ward
a. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXWR6KuwUZQ
b. https://www.newsweek.com/youtube-etika-twitter-sky-williams-health-1408575
c. https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/etika-psychiatric-ward-violent-altercation-police-officer-595103
d. https://kotaku.com/youtuber-etika-livestreams-himself-getting-detained-by-1834393923
5. Subverse finishes Kickstarter at $2.2M
a. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/990500595/subverse/description
6. Antstream: Retro Gaming Reborn Kickstarter
a. https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/234135283/antstream-retro-gaming-reborn?ref=user_menu
7. This Week in Stupid: Nintendo Pulls Game From EShop After Dev Reveals Hidden Code Editor
a. https://www.ign.com/articles/2019/04/30/nintendo-pulls-game-from-switch-eshop-after-dev-reveals-hidden-code-editor
b. https://ruby.social/@amirrajan
8. Sega Refocusing On Existing IPs in Response to Falling Profits
a. https://www.ign.com/articles/2019/05/01/sega-refocusing-on-existing-ip-in-response-to-falling-profits
9. Yuuya Watanabe Cheating Scandal
a. https://kotaku.com/magic-the-gathering-star-disqualified-from-tournament-1834366897
b. https://kotaku.com/here-are-the-magic-the-gathering-cards-that-caused-che-1834436801
c. https://twitter.com/Team_Cygames/status/1122804193431965702